Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Are you a Connie Francis-head?”

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Andrew: “Guess what? Big announcement: We’ve just made our service worse.”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh listening to a Motel 6 Millennial Ad by Tom Bodett

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Andrew: “Holy cow! Those are big chunks of sausage on their. Yeah, this is, that looks, okay.”

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Andrew: “Holy… Cow. Sorry.”

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Andrew: “I can’t, I can’t talk about it”

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Andrew: “I got totally Basic B’d!”

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Andrew: “I’m like, ‘Whatever’. I’ll sit by the bathrooms. I’ll sit in the G-D bathroom!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Okay”

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Andrew: “Oh, by the current standards? Yeah, no. Andrew Jackson was a fucking prince by the current standards!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! I find that shit so obnoxious!”

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Andrew: Saying “We. Are. Stuffed!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “So, that was interesting, those words that I just spat out of my mouth. Pacifica Radio Mandate? This is the sizzling hot-talk of a TBTL on a Friday.”

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Andrew: “That sounds very Burbankian. We have a Burbank on the wing.”

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Andrew: “That’s right. The word was frog”

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Andrew: “This is the sizzling hot-talk of a TBTL on a Friday.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, there’s a Burbank on the wing. Excuse me, there’s a Burbank on the wing.”

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Luke: “Andrew, it’s bad, my friend”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: Entire menagerie of Burbanks

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Luke: “He’s been crazy for years! He went crazy when his son died in the war!”

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Luke: “I open my suitcase, I took out… my… soiled unmentionables. Boy, soiled… is not really the word I was going for. That sounds like there was a situation.”

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Luke: “I was tweedling around there”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Okay”

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Luke: “The Pod-dog and the Bay Kitty… (It’s time for cat massage) nowhere to be found”

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Luke: “We want to thank our… Tiësto, I Want You, blasting out of a high-end perfume and purse kiosk in the LAX airport… level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Well, as they say, a Burbank on the wing is worth three in the exit row.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Finally, somebody’s talking about the real issues!! (I know, I know)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke notes that airline should crack down on the free drink situation to make more money, but don’t crack down on the free drinks

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Cuz, I like to keep it low brow!”

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Luke: “‘Ello!”

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Luke: “I mean, holy shit, man”

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Luke: “Let’s thank our LAX, overpriced cologne and bag section level donors of the day”

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Luke: Mimicking bass beat of a techno/dance song

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Luke: “Shortcut!”

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Luke: Singing “In my hovel”

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Luke: “That guy seems almost like a human”

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Luke: “These are our Tiësto, I Want You, blasting out of a perfume shop at LAX level donors of the day”

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Luke: “This can’t be good! And, I was like, ‘Yo, yo, yo!'”

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Luke: “Uh, because I like to keep it high brow as well”

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Luke: “When I get up in the morning, I, I look, you know, pretty much like wet dog shit”

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Luke and Andrew: “And I’m leaving and Carey’s like, ‘Oh, really. Getting all tarted up to go down and pick up the Thai food, I guess.’ She is insanely jealous, man.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Mos Gucci’s spaceport. (I hope that…) You’ll never find a more overpriced hive of wasted seating”

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Luke and Andrew: Six-inch subs only exist in theory

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Luke and Andrew: “That is some… CSI, enhance the photo shit! Enhance! Enhance!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You are gonna love the way this sounds, (I’m looking ahead) I guarantee it. Looks pretty good. You’ve got a friend in the donor business.”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I’m in full shame mode”

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Andrew: “Febuary… [sic] February”

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Andrew: “God…damn it!”

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Andrew: “Have you accepted Amway as your personal savior, Luke?”

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Andrew: “I can’t, I can’t be responsible for that”

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Andrew: “I just needed to do this alone”

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Andrew: “I just needed… just like a drug”

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Andrew: “I love you too”

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Andrew: “I mean, I’m not that old! I mean, you’re like eight months older than me, aren’t you… Grandpa?”

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Andrew: “I, I… support this trend… in TBTL so hard”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Write that down!!”

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Andrew: “Mmm mmm”

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Andrew: “Oh, ho-ho-hoooo!”

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Andrew: “Seattle frumpy. It’s Andrew frumpy”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That’s gross”

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Andrew: “That’s gross. I apologize, listener”

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Andrew: “These are gonna be our Tiësto, I Want You, level donors of the day”

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Andrew: “This is just me admitting something horrible”

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Andrew: “This is so goddamn LA”

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Andrew: “True that!”

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Andrew: “What’s the smell situation in there? How’s it smell?”

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Andrew: “Whatever”

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Andrew: “When they go low… pressure system, we go high pressure system”

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Andrew: “You feel like a mad man! I was so cranky. I just wanted to grab people by their shoulders, ‘Like you’ve–Look! You see what they’ve done to us? Where’s the designer!?'”

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Andrew: “You’ve life-hacked it again, my friend”

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Andrew and Luke: “A1A! (Beachfront Avenue!) Right!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because why, Luke? Because, my brain is… not… Ghyna.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke saying that he’s pouring coffee and not relieving himself into a water bottle

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Andrew and Luke: “Mos Def and the Eisley Brothers (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: Smuggling bottles of hot sauce

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Andrew and Luke: “Think of it as like an ‘Ello… for athletes. I thought you were gonna say something actually helpful there. Sorry.”

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Luke: “And we are a show… of our word… some of the time”

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Luke: “Betwixt and between”

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Luke: “I go on the big boy potty!”

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Luke: “I love your story. To me, it’s a beautiful story. I love your story.”

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Luke: “It’s been eighteen hours since my last impulsive Amazon.com purchase”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let me paint a word picture for you”

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Luke: Saying “Know what I mean?” as Ernest P. Worrell

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Luke: Singing “One dad, dadding it up!”

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Luke: “So, that’s all I want to say about that”

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Luke: “Sue me? Sue me for wha’?”

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Luke: Yelling “Sanctuary!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, I have none of the details that are… necessary for this to be a compelling story, Andrew. Hey, that’s my territory, buddy.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Been spending most our lives living in a looter’s paradise (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know, but I have diarrhea. Right!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, dear God. I weep for your love life, if, if, if Andrew and I’s voices are involved. Oh, dear God! That is, that… really will create some issues. Wassup guys? Wassup guys? Hey guys!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thanks, Jiminy Cricket! (Sure)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Total Eclipse-head of the Heart (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “And, I knew I head to read this article; but, I also wanted… some sausage.”

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Andrew: “Before you Rundgren-rolled me”

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Andrew: “Did he write ‘The Elders of Zion’!? Oh, no. Am I doing this live on the podcast?”

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Andrew: “God! You’re all over YouTube, man! Now, YouTube just wants to play me some all kinds of crazy Luke Burbank stuff.”

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Andrew: “Henry M.F. Ford. M.F. is not actually his middle initials.”

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Andrew: “Here we go again!!”

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Andrew: “Holy macaroons”

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Andrew: “I already sound like a total nut today, I don’t want to sound even more nutty”

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Andrew: “I hate my job, and I hate this guy”

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Andrew: “It’s so bad!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “You son of a gun!!”

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Andrew: “Listen, I’m not some sort of great saint over here”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamn it! This is my worst nightmare!”

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Andrew: “Oh, man”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. Am I doing this live on the podcast?”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Don’t do it”

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Andrew: “Really!!?”

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Andrew: Singing “Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday to the billionaire!”

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Andrew: Singing “Too many dads! Too many dads”

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Andrew: Singing “Too many dads!”

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Andrew: “That’s my young friend, Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “We just need somebody to transcribe the whole show. And then, cut out the bad parts. And then, post it.”

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Andrew: “What about my buddy Luke?”

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Andrew: “Wouldn’t hurt you to tell me that sometimes!”

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Andrew: “You know, I’m a big boy!”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I’m not mad, bro. You mad, bro? I’m not… actually. Thank you for asking.”

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Andrew and Luke: “What do you call them, self checkout machines? I call those mirrors. That’s pretty good.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wow! (Yeah)”

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