Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “And, I love that the call was coming from inside the bathroom”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: “Hey, there! Just finishing up… drawing here. That is the final sail! There! Good! Sign that baby.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know; because, I just feel like every time I mention anything about Star Wars on this show, I’m wrong.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Never mind”

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Andrew: “Oh, come on!”

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Andrew: “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: “Yip! Yip! Yip!”

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Andrew: “You’re just a Whirling Dervish of fists and elbows”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke, I need to ask you a question. Is there any chance this is off the album ‘Summerteeth’; because, that would be both. That would check both boxes. It is!! Sorry to interrupt you, I hope you fee–I hope you feel like it was worth it. Absolute–a hundred percent. Great.”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “Luckily, nobody does anything really horrible to you. They feed you water and bread, keep you alive. On the sixth day, you escape. Gotta pass on the bread, man. They… You guys have any Duke’s sausages?”

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Andrew and Luke: Shampoo-shaming

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Andrew and Luke: The idea of Andrew only having one tooth and brushing it at a water fountain at O’Hare cracks Luke up

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Andrew and Luke: “These are our Chief Seattle donors of the day. These are our Chief Seattle level donors of the day.”

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Luke: “Aw, hell no!”

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Luke: “I’m very, I’m, I’m very nervous about, you know, contact with weirdness”

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Luke: “I’ve always relied on the kindness of strangers, Andrew.”

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Luke: “It’s Ghyna!”

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Luke: “It’s like a Jenga of toilet paper”

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Luke: “Sup, dude?”

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Luke: “They were in fact, the Max Rebo Band, fictional alien pop music band, level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Today’s donors are our Mos Eisley… Cantina… scum… hive of scum and villainy level donors of the day”

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Luke: Trust relationship between Luke and Olive, the Bay Kitty, has eroded and Game of Cats returns

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Luke: “Wow!”

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Luke: “You paint your bald spot?”

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Luke and Andrew: “But never Nellie Oleson right? No, God! She’s so obnoxious! (Thank you)”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, hold on. I gotta turn the, shut the door here. She doesn’t know? She doesn’t know about your shopping addiction? She doesn’t know that I paint my bald spot.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It feels like a legit, hermetic barrier to somebody else’s butt funk. (Ewwwgh!) I thought we could get through a show without you saying that word.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke plying his Al Pacino impression, also known as his Stephen Hawking on The Simpsons impression

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “Shorty” and Andrew saying “Double Duke’s”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sit down, shut up, and hold on, you know? (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, who the hell is Mos Eisley? I don’t know.”

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Luke: “A little extra audio drop. That–you don’t even have to pay for that extra audio drop, people. Just to hear it for free.”

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Luke: “Are you allowed to talk about how bunch of money it is?”

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Despite the fact that I have been try to… create my own Amish paradise… for myself”

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Luke: “Easy, Trump”

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Luke: “God… bless! God… bless”

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Luke: “I don’t have a middle gear on these things”

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Luke: “I’ll be danged”

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Luke: “Listen, everybody, I wanna, I wanna just give a warning to all of our animal lovers out there. This warning goes out to all of the animal lovas, in the TBTL audience; of which, I know there are a few.”

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Luke: “Mama didn’t raise no fool!”

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Luke: “Mr. Burbank… we had to correct your family”

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Luke: “My brain is bad”

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Luke: “Oh! You broke my heart. You broke-a my heart, New York Magazine!”

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Luke: “Our donors of the day; which, are our John Williams, Star Wars Cantina level donors the day”

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Luke: Saying “We’re going to Secrets!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Singing “I’m in the mood for love, simply because you’re near me”

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Luke: “Snap your fingers! Do the stair. You can do right by your self! Snap your fingers”

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Luke: “That’s a young man’s game”

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Luke: “There’s a botched Hidden Valley Ranch…joke on my podcast!”

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Luke: “WTF”

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Luke: “You wanna know what kind of dombass your friend Luke is”

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Luke: “You’ve always hosted Live Wire, Mr. Burbank”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew suggested that the deck of cards that were funnier than Luke should host Live Wire

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you on Snapchat? Umm, yeah… I am.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t understand… business, Andrew… (Nor do I)”

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Luke and Andrew: “No fucking way. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Que paso, my dude. Right.”

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Andrew: “Basket of deplorables”

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Andrew: “Before you hit go, are you sure? Double-check your name; cuz, if your name is wrong, you’re effed. Double-check these dates; cuz, if the dates are wrong, you’re effed.”

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Andrew: “Corn tortil-la”

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Andrew: “Do you know that that’s a thing? I doubt that that’s a thing.”

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Andrew: “Flour tortil-la”

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Andrew: “Ghyna!”

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Andrew: “Good, Lord”

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Andrew: “I am so… glad you had that ready”

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Andrew: “I… think you are a genius”

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Andrew: “Impli-shit-ly [ph]“

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: “Like, what–too many nicknames, dude. I can’t keep them straight anymore.”

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Andrew: “Loose lips… sink… public radio pitches! Give now!”

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Andrew: “Mmm, I think you’re taco shaming yourself”

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Andrew: “Oh, come on!”

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Andrew: “Right. Right.”

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Andrew: Saying “But, there were a lot of people who were not” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Shirtless? Topless? I don’t know.”

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Andrew: “Still mad about that Hidden Valley joke”

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Andrew: “The Burbank third way!”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t know if this is interesting or not”

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Andrew: “What are we even talking about?”

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Andrew: “You know I’m weird about that”

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Andrew and Luke: “Any idea which location they’re going to? Which country? It’s a Secret. Good answer. Thank you very much.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Permission to attack, sir? Granted. Thank you. I was waiting for you to grant permission.”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, anyway… Snapchat. Yep, what up with that?”

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s a Hidden Ranch Valley part–Aw, shit! I messed it up! I agree, you know what, points for trying. (No, no points!) Alright, tomorrow’s gonna be good, I promise. I’m coming with my game tomorrow.”

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Luke: “Aww, Andrew!”

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Luke: “Damn, that’s a cold-ass honky”

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Luke: “Did you die?”

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Luke: “DJ Jazzy Walsh”

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Luke: “Doing my thang here”

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Luke: “He sounds like a real cahoot!”

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Luke: “I saw a bra in the dryer, and it rocked my world!”

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Luke: “I, I was… you know… I Jazzied that Jeff”

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Luke: “I’m not even supposed to be here today”

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Luke: “It’s just dust in your ears”

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Luke: “Math is hard”

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Luke: Math processing mouth sounds

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Luke: Singing “Do you know who you are dealing with?” as Michael McDonald

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Luke: Singing “I need that etching of White Lightning” as Michael McDonald

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Luke: Singing “Sentimental Fool” as Michael McDonald

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Luke: Singing “The sandwich is behind the Evian” as Michael McDonald

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Luke: Singing “Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, ThunderCats!”

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Luke: Singing “Thunder, Thunder, Thunder… The show is called ThunderCa…” as Michael McDonald

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Luke: “There’s been a murder!”

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Luke: “Ugh”

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Luke: “What are you, the dean of No Fun University!?”

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Luke: “What’chu talkin’ ’bout, Willace?”

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Luke: “Yah Mo Be There”

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Luke and Andrew: “First thing, we just gotta get a radio show; cuz, this is a podcast. (Whatever) It’s all (Step one) radio.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I try to keep what happens on this podcast very private. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke, a Hotel VIP Guest

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Luke and Andrew: “They are now our… Anything For Love, karaoke version, possibly featuring wordless background vocals… but probably not… level donors of the day”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Chuckling #2

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Andrew: Chuckling Quietly

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Andrew: “Damn it!”

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Andrew: “God!!! That was my thing!”

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Andrew: “Goddamn it!!”

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Andrew: “Ha-haa!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “He’s so corrupt! He’s so corrupt, he’s so awful in so many ways!”

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Andrew: “I’m dumb. I’m dumber than my friends.”

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Andrew: “I’m like the step-kid you keep in the attic. I get it.”

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Andrew: “Is it a, a, is it a, a, a, a… nah!”

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Andrew: “It’s not wearable, but it was for sale at a bar, but it’s not edible; so, it’s not an egg!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Clearly”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That’s good advice for all of us!”

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Andrew: Laughing with applause drop playing

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Andrew: “Nothing can work right!”

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Andrew: “Okay, damn.”

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Andrew: “Ooh… ho… Oh, hey!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Sometimes I forget that you’re a VIP guest”

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Andrew: “That sounds right up my alley!”

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Andrew: “That’s the good part”

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Andrew: “Whatever, Burbs. Get to it!”

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Andrew: “Whoa! That was my everything”

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Andrew: “Will you go buy me a hot dog magnet?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Don’t have a cow, man. Do the Bartman. Cowabunga!”

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Andrew and Luke: “How is this as far as radio is concerned? We’re not on the radio, as you point out; but, (Yeah) would… Thank God. It’s good podcasting, questionable radio.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think I saw… you’ll get it. I did not like the ending.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s all coming up meatloaf! There is meatloaf in the air!”

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Luke: “Coming to you today from the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat”

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Luke: “Dinguses like us”

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Luke: “Free cat wine!”

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Luke: “I’d like to take a moment to thank our… I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won’t Do That, Meatloaf karaoke version level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Is it Dream Court, or are we Dreamcatching?”

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Luke: “It’s low-stanking fruit. I, it’s kind of, it’s my new Nickleback.”

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Luke: “It’s very possible that a tumbleweed will have to host Live Wire Radio in Portland tonight, if it happens to blow up on the stage; cuz, I might still be sitting at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Namaste”

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Luke: “That’s right: Tune in, turn on TBTL. We care.”

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Luke: “What is wrong with you?”

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Luke: “Yeah, anyway… My life is a, is a farce; and, that’s really the takeaway from this.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, I gotta go. Bye!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew doesn’t want to hear the words “Meat candy bar” in that order ever again

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew wants to divorce Luke for saying “Who… is the professionally paid entertainer in this family?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you hearing wordless background vocals? (Yes, I am!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Duke’s, Double Duke’s and Triple Duke’s

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke did a prayerful hand thing to Andrew

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s phone going off during recording

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Luke and Andrew: “On a pun? Of a pun? Of a pun? Is it for puns?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The shows when you’re not here, Andrew, don’t exist to me. Thank you. They don’t exist to me either.”

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Luke and Andrew: The Wordless Todd Rundgren Background Vocals

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