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Andrew: “And, I’m legit bummed.”

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Andrew: “BTW”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Chuckling #2

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Andrew: “I dunno”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Maybe I just picked a bad day”

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew: “Oh, man”

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Andrew: “Thank God!”

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Andrew: “That was the hardest intro… to not interrupt; because, I have so much to say about that corner grocery store.”

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Andrew: “This is such an Andrew story”

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Andrew: “We were thinking of honking it”

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Andrew: “Why did you pay me in chips?”

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Andrew: “Why is this money covered in pork bits?”

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Andrew: “Yabba-dabba-doo!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Burbank, ya, ya backwoods idiot! Sorry, I’ve just been wanting to say that (Yeah) to you for a long time.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s Iceland’s shark. It’s Iceland Shark’s monster…”

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Andrew and Luke: Nicknames for “Apps”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, the D-D-Diet D? The D-D-Diet Dr. Pepper. I know that’s a lot of Ds, dude.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Phyllis was… did–Phyllis on this show; again, on a different show when you were out. God, you’re out a lot! (Mmm) I’m just kidding.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Will it say, ‘Make America Durn Good Again’? M–MADGA?”

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Andrew and Luke: “You are (Wow), you are on fire today (Thank you)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Your food’s ready, (Yeah) Burbank”

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Luke: “A Burbankster sometimes pays their debts”

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Luke: “Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah”

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Luke: “Boy, that Diet 7-Up is coming back on me. Tell you what… carbonation is no joke!”

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Luke: “Bullet. Dodged.”

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Luke: “Dang it!”

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Luke: “Glasses on, mouth up”

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Luke: “I didn’t… choose between Diet Dr. Pepper and Diet 7-Up, I got both of them; because, I run a very successful podcast.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Slow your roll, Luke”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “We don’t need another gyro. We don’t need to know the way home.”

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Luke: “Where the hell is security!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, he’s like… And, I could hear the pork (Oh, God!) lodging in (Oh, God!) his windpipe”

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Luke and Andrew: “I need more Diet Dr. Pepper to get my mind straight (It’s just what the Doctor ordered)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke painted a great word picture of the Durn Good Grocery logo

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Luke and Andrew: “Talking about government programs!!! (Oh, right!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Was this review useful? Two people said, ‘Yes’. Two people said, ‘Cool’. Cool! Sunglasses emoji.”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘We do not have pictures to share of the incident,’ police said in the release. ‘You are welcome’ Oh, a little cheeky there. Yeah, so to speak. Yea–Oh, yes! Nice.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what, Andrew? Dang it, if I was a better friend, I’d just give you a hundo for your time. No. Luke. Dude, it’s no big deal.”

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Andrew: “I just don’t fall down that much”

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Andrew: “I just stumbled on something”

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Andrew: “It just hangs out there like a fart”

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Andrew: “It’s not a good story, but it’s long”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: “Like, that’s the most Burns-y thing to ever Burns”

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Andrew: “My brain is not working a hundred percent. That might lead to some real, ridiculous, funny conversation today; or, it might just mean, I need to turn off my microphone at some point, Luke.”

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Andrew: No Egg Talk

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Andrew: “Nope”

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Andrew: “Oh, my goodness!”

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Andrew: “Oh! Yeah.”

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Andrew: Reading a listener’s fart-take on lyrics to The Bangles’s “Eternal Flame”

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Andrew: “So, there was no winning”

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Andrew: “That’s a tired old joke. God, I’m mad!”

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Andrew: “The poop songwriter was a girl!”

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Andrew: “These questions I’m gonna ask you should not matter, but I need to ask them”

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Andrew: “We don’t!”

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Andrew: “Were you chanting in the hot tub?”

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Andrew: “Why are, why are these people so fancy?”

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Andrew: “Wow! Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I regret playing this. I don’t.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re a zoodler, (Yeah) not a toodler. Sorry. (Exactly, right) I’m sorry.”

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Luke: “Believe you, me”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “I don’t know if I’m the dog… or the dirty dog”

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Luke: “I think the most fun part of zoodling”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Nude”

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Luke: “Oh, this isn’t your first egg talk this week! You disgust me.”

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Luke: Saying “G’day, mate. You gonna head over to Los Angeles and put a shrimp on the barbie?” mostly in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “The stories are so long for being so boring”

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Luke: “We can breeze into a room… like a fart”

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Luke: “We have a new segment today that we want to bring you, it’s called: Luke Responds to Twitter”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, speaking of which, ask me what I am wearing? Nope. Not falling for that again.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Good times, man. Really good times. Sounds like it’s sexy-fun times for you.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think we have to thank our Kenny Loggins, Playing with the Boys level (Oh, okay) donors of the day”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was going to do the show in the buff; but, then, Carey threatened to take a picture of me with her iPhone and send it to you. And, that, that had me putting on clothes real fast. Wow! Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Picture me getting into a hot tub, naked, spinning a volleyball on my finger, (No!) playing with the boyz. I’m not doing that!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Question asked. Question answered. Yeah. Maybe one follow-up comment. New question posed, new question answered.”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Night job. Hero of the… day job.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Welcome to TBTL Drunk History, except no one’s drunk. (Hoooo!) I know! What’s going on?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, but it’s not Frankenstein, it’s Frankenstein’s Zucchini. Oh, right. Don’t, please don’t continue to make that mistake on this program, as per usual.”

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Andrew: “Boop”

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Andrew: “Easy, cowboy”

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Andrew: “I don’t really know how to have a good nightlife, boogie time”

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Andrew: “I’m going with the stock answer on that one!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Take a left on Sepple-vay-dah [ph]“

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Andrew: “The huge vape pen thing that you can really dragon out on, to use your terminology”

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew: “Why are we ever worried that we don’t know what to talk about at the top of the show?”

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Andrew: “You’re wrong”

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Andrew and Luke: Whispering “They’re learning! I know, it’s scary.”

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Luke: “And the details dazzled me”

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Luke: “For the first time in my life, I think, because of all of this Binaca-blasting I was doing last night… And, that sounds really disgusting.”

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Luke: “My brain is bad”

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Luke: “That’s a bizarre, bizarre way to get the show started”

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Luke: Top Story comes from two years ago

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Luke: “Who… knew!”

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Luke: “Will dazzle you with its deuts”

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Luke and Andrew: Half a dazzle

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Hi Andrew, I listened to yesterday’s candle story with growing excitement…’ Those words have never, have never occurred in that order. I know, it’s amazing. It’s like Yahoo serious film festival.”

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Luke and Andrew: Two drops were played instead of the intended drop

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Andrew: “He’s doing the dance, guys. He’s doing the dance!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t do anything. I’m just special!”

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Andrew: “I’m an E of EGOT! I’m on my way!”

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Andrew: “I’m doing the work. I’m doing the work!”

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Andrew: “In Soviet Andrew, flight attendant gives chocolate to you!”

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Andrew: Singing Game of Cats

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Andrew: “The Haunting of Owl Bridge”

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Andrew: “There’s no big power out here”

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Andrew: “This show would be listenable if I just could stay sober… just once!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you’re taking this chocolate, I really like you!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “This is a weird dream”

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Andrew and Luke: “Come up with a sentence sadder than, ‘He was fired from a psychic phone line service.’ He called a psychic phone line service? Probably, dude.”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s why I don’t like you doing the show from here, you know? (Yeah) Because, I don’t want you knowing how drunk I am (Right)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Uhh, God. Why am I doing this? The… Cuz, you’re drunk”

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Luke: “Get Luke!”

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Luke: “If you ever raise a finger, I will imme…”

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Luke and Andrew: Burbank, Washington

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Luke and Andrew: “How do I get got? I think… Get got!”

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