Clips From TBTL #2290: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Alexa, clean my butt”

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Andrew: Andrew’s plan for his upcoming weekend as a bachelor

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Flat “No”

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Andrew: “Hate the Steelers!”

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Andrew: “Hey, man. Right now, I’m trying to build my… Spanish castle”

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Andrew: “I don’t know enough about it, man! I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I grew up in a bathroom, by the way”

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Andrew: “I love this. I love everything about this. I love your story.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna try to, actually, keep this short, like I never do”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna go lie down in the tall grass and do my stuff”

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Andrew: “It does hold up!!!”

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Andrew: “It’s like a snow storm of the soul”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Luckily, my eyesight is awful and the TV was very small”

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Andrew: “My apologies”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot, that’s the score! And, I swiped it away as fast as I could.”

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Andrew: “Public service announcement to everybody, if you ever do get a chance to visit Luke: don’t use his water fountain.”

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Andrew: Saying “I’ve been using bidets wrong”in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “The skeleton hand!”

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Andrew: “This isn’t show fodder, everybody can turn off. I just need to ask Luke something as a friend for a second”

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Andrew: “We’re always depositing into them; and, they’re not depositing into us”

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Andrew: “Well, it turns out, they don’t!!!”

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Andrew: “You could’ve started a bidet-related podcast called ‘In The Dark’; but, they, I guess, I guess they got to it first.”

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Andrew: “You know what? One of these days, I’m gonna learn how to just state something without apologizing for it first”

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Andrew and Luke: “Damn, Dallas! Damn Dallas, back at it again”

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Andrew and Luke: “Damn, donors! Ho-ho!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You have the smokin’ deets, the smokin’ deets! Smokin!”

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Clips From TBTL #2289

While Luke and Andrew were discussing songs for “Music For Your Weekend”, Andrew brought up “Edge of Seventeen” by Stevie Nicks. Initially, Andrew didn’t want to sing part of the song, thinking back to what happened the last time he sang the refrain to Death Cab for Cutie’s “The New Year”. Eventually, both Andrew and Luke sung what they thought was the refrain to “Edge of Seventeen”. Andrew’s memory was correct, Luke look’s interpretation was not.

Stevie Nicks and Andrew: Edge of Seventeen Mashup

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Stevie Nicks and Luke: Edge of Seventeen Mashup

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Andrew: “Awww”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Chuckling #2

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Andrew: “Embrace the jank”

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Andrew: “Embrace the jank on that one”

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Andrew: “Fade… to black”

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Andrew: “Hey, good to see you! Where’s the TV? I got this thing… that you don’t care about at all!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if that’s chopped and screwed, but it’s definitely screwed up. That was a stupid thing to say.”

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Andrew: “I love to make love at my wife”

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Andrew: “I wanna crawl under the couch, I’m so embarrassed.”

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Andrew: “Ladies love it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, crap! How can I not get it in my head?”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Ooh-ahh, Barabajagal”

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Andrew: “Pulling up the nose on the negativity train”

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Andrew: “Show me on the Barabajagal”

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Andrew: Singing “Just like the white-winged dove”

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Andrew: “So bad!”

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Andrew: “That was a stupid thing to say.”

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Andrew: “We haven’t seen the game! We haven’t seen the game!”

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Andrew: “Wow! That was worth it”

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Andrew: “Ya dingus!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And I heard ‘Edge of Seventeen’. You know that song, right? I don’t think I do. Uh, you do. It’s very… Can you sing for me? Yeah, I’m, I’m trying (…Linh mix it) I’m trying to get… Oh, shoot. Yeah, no, I shouldn’t sing.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Barabajagal! What’s my name now? Ooh-ahh. Ooh-ahh, (There’s a) Barabajagal. Yeah, all of that (All of that!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, wait. Not for me! (Absolutely) No way! (For you) Really!?! (For you) Luke, name your kids whatever you want and play whatever you want when I’m listening. I’m not judging you.”

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Luke: “Ahhhh!”

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Luke: “Because you… heard our, heard our, our, our desperate cry during the last TBTL-a-thon”

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Luke: Blowing a raspberry

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Ha-ha!!!”

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Luke: “I don’t mean to be one of the haters and the losers”

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Luke: “I have the worst palate of all time, in that… Or, I should say this, I have no ability to discern different tasting notes of anything”

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Luke: “I’m ready, Barabajagal”

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Luke: “It doesn’t look like anything to me; and, then, I cry a tear of blood”

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Luke: “Just take that however you choose to”

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Luke: Laughing and sighing

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Luke: Making a Chewbacca sound

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Luke: “Nope. Not today, babyface.”

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Luke: “Oh, speaking of sounds! We’ve got Barabajagals in the news”

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Luke: “Oh, the zoodle-manity!”

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Luke: “Oh, you know, just living truthfully on the imaginary radio. That’s all”

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Luke: “Our ‘So, this is the Luke year,’ Death Cab for Cutie, Transatlanticism, made by our friend Linh Pham level donors of the day”

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Luke: Saying “My wife” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Are you ready for some football!?”

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Luke: Singing “Just like the world we know”

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Luke: “So, there was a period of time where Carey, aka my wife, my wife”

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Luke: “So, whatever the hell this is, episode 2289, in a collector’s series”

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Luke: “Somebody better get these snakes out of this tall grass!!!”

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Luke: “Wait a minute!”

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Luke: “You got that whip appeal, so whip it on me”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew spilled the beans on the fact that Luke and Andrew are on their third try at starting the show

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, you want to hear what it’s like when a woman gives birth while wearing that Chewbacca mask? Do I really have a choice on this one? Nope, you don’t.”

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Luke and Andrew: Embrace the jank on the “This is the Luke year” mashup

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Luke and Andrew: I don’t know why you were single in high school… when this was, this was your favorite singer and, and your favorite song. The word you’re looking for is ‘unsexable’. I think we’ve established that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think I’m put off my the word ‘Barabajagal,’ Makes me feel uncomfortable… (Like) I don’t know why. Show me on the Barabajagal?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s (Okay) get the nose up on this negativity train; (Okay, sorry) but, let me say one more negative thing”

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Luke and Andrew: “Now, I have to go through and thank Steve, Sharon, Samantha, Seth… I was writing (Stewart) down the show title, until I realized what you were doing. I just gotta cover all the possible ‘S’ names.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you say it’s Fineken? I would say… Heineken be Fineken”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, well, we talk about when we talk about talking about tacos (Oh my God!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2288

The show started off with a voicemail recording of Steve “The Stu-bot” Neuman singing a version of Rachel Platten’s “Fight Song” that has been tweaked to reflect Andrew’s parking story that was told on #2287.

Steve Neuman: Singing “Three, two… This is my fight song, my Andrew fight song. The fight didn’t last long…the story, which was very long”

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While discussing the “This is the ‘Drew Year” mashup that Luke created and played on #2287, Luke also sang “So, this is the new year”. Even though it was not in the clear, I created a “This is the Luke Year” mashup.

Death Cab for Cutie and Luke: “This is the Luke Year” Mashup

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Andrew: “And, I don’t mean that as an asshole; although, I came off as one.”

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Andrew: “And, this is awful!”

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Andrew: “Can… you believe that ending?!?”

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Andrew: “Classic Mrs. Renfro’s Salsa”

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Andrew: “How are you being raised, son?”

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Andrew: “I don’t watch television”

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Andrew: “I know that we’re in some really gross, illegal activity here”

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Andrew: “I was thinking about the show, after the show. Something I try very hard not to do”

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Andrew: “I’m a self-righteous, tight-assed podcaster”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: Laughing #5

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I haven’t heard that in forever. I totally forgot that existed!”

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Andrew: “Oh, damn! Oh, damn! Yes!”

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Andrew: “Remember that time I wasn’t emotionally vulnerable? Nah, me neither.”

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Andrew: “Sue me? Sue me for wha’?”

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Andrew: “That story just went… It started at the bottom, it crawled along the bottom, and then it stayed at the bottom.”

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Andrew: “These will be our, this is our ‘Drew Year level donors of the day”

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Andrew: “This is my sick, twisted brain”

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Andrew: “What a bad idea, Luke!”

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Andrew: “You know, I don’t trust YouTube anymore. Can I just say that?”

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Andrew: “You’re right, I’m a sensitive flower”

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Andrew: “You’ve got to patent the Walsh Pink Ink defense strategy: If the ink is pink, I’m not trying to make a stink”

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Andrew and Luke: Both saying “Hüsker Dü!” in an overly exaggerated manner

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you tell them that, like they were, like they were a parking enforcement person? I was trying to remember which ill-advised conversation of mine you were referring to”

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Andrew and Luke: “Taking away the solemnity… Nope. Nope! That’s not the word, sol–Yeah! Solemnity? Yeah! Sure? Yeah, sure! The solemn nature. The solemn nature.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re gonna be in Hank’s World. Yeah, I’m already… A world I know nothing about.”

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Luke: “Andrew’s not gonna like this”

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Luke: “Apparently”

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Luke: “Being big doesn’t mean shit when the other guy has a gun”

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Luke: “But, this is motherfucking David S. Pumpkins”

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Luke: “Constable Walsh or Sheriff Andy come to mind. Maybe it can be called Wallingfordistan, or Walsh World, or something.”

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Luke: Funny “Okay”

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Luke: “Guten Tag, my dog.”

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Luke: “His hands were all bloody, from punches on the concrete. Goddamn, homie! My mind is playing tricks on me.”

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Luke: “I already have a bit of a Charlie Brown face”

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Luke: “I learned something about you yesterday, Walshski”

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Luke: “Is this what you dreamed your life would be? That you would follow people around in a little clown car, and tell them they stopped their car on a wrong piece of cement? I said, you are a remora on society. You do not create anything.”

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Luke: “Previously known as the ‘Miami Meat Tent’, but… it’s a whole new Andrew after yesterday’s show”

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Luke: Saying “Hüsker Dü!” in an exaggerated manner

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Luke: Singing “So, this is the new year”

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Luke: “Thank God, no one can see me right now”

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Luke: “That green room is gonna be a royal shit show”

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Luke: “That’s another Listener Limerick Challenge. I want… Now, I’m just naming segments after Wait Wait”

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Luke: “The Burbs!”

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Luke: “This is a genius spoof!”

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Luke: “This is like money I can just write numbers on this paper, and then I get things for it? This is cool!”

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Luke: “Wha-whaaaa!?”

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Luke: “Wilson!!!”

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Luke: “You know what? Andrew, you have completely, you’ve turned me around on this.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Guten Tag, my dog. Oh, damn! Oh, damn! yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing and Chuckling

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Luke and Andrew: Luke dabbed his way out of the office to bother Carey

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Luke and Andrew: “Okay. You got me.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This lady is asking for someone to wipe their booty on her pizza, (Right) and I would side with the booty wiper. You… why do you always side with the booty wiper?”

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Clips From TBTL #2287

Luke spent a good amount of time creating a “This Is A ‘Drew Year” mashup of Death Cab for Cutie’s “The New Year” and Andrew singing “So, this is the new year” from #2286. Andrew didn’t quite like the mashup and didn’t want Luke to play it again if Andrew was on the show.

Andrew and Luke: Andrew didn’t quite like Luke’s mashup of “This Is The New Year” with Andrew singing

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I had a couple of extra minutes to try to create a clean version of the mashup. Sorry, Andrew.

Death Cab for Cutie and Andrew: “This Is The ‘Drew Year” Mashup

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Andrew: “A torrent of bad words just shouting out of my mouth”

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Andrew: “Act of solo-sexual congress”

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Andrew: “Ain’t nothing get me down, even your crazy husband, sort of”

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Andrew: “And, I know you do that, Luke, by the way. I’ve seen you do it. I’ve been taken notes.”

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Andrew: “Boop-boop”

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Andrew: “But, whatever”

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Andrew: Cute Laugh

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Andrew: “Good, I’m glad I know where you live!”

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Andrew: “He’s a bad cookie, Luke! Stay away from that guy”

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Andrew: “Hello, I would like to report a tornado.”

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Andrew: “Hey, crazy! Still crazy?”

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Andrew: “Hey, you! Hey, hey, hey, hey!”

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Andrew: “Hiya, neighbor!”

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Andrew: “I can really add details to a story, can I?”

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Andrew: “I can’t even stand the sound of my voice talking”

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Andrew: “I don’t even go to there anymore. Scared to have to shower my phone afterwards.”

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Andrew: “I got your back, bruh!”

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Andrew: “I think you’ve talked enough”

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Andrew: “I’m kind of judgy about stuff like that”

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Andrew: “If a wind had blown, our noses would have touched”

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Andrew: “Just swearing like a, a sailor who doesn’t know how to swear, but likes the idea of it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “My face is gonna break with this fake smile!”

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Andrew: “No, fine. Fine! Fine!! I’m fine!!!”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “That’s my pettiness coming out”

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Andrew: “This has gone on way too long”

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Andrew: “This is one of those things where I become, kind of, old man, grumpy neighbor”

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Andrew: “This is, like, sort of funny, if it wasn’t so pathetic”

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Andrew: “We bring you all sides of one story”

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Andrew: “When I feel like your intros are going on a little bit long, I’m just gonna start surfing the Internet and opening up tabs that may have auto-play on them.”

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Andrew: “‘Why are you driving an SUV, buddy?’ But, that’s not my business”

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Andrew: “You didn’t get me down! Look how happy I am with my groceries and my drone!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Here are my caveats to the story. Oh, right. (How’s that?) Keys to the caveats? Keys to the caveats.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have never seen a human being get into a loved one’s face like this before, and something… (Wow) broke in me.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think I’ve entered a world, Carl’s world of parking (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, you get to use this once! Do you understand me? (Really!?)”

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Luke: “Anyone else seeing this tornado?”

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Luke: “Boy, those illegal streams”

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Luke: “Coming to you from a room somewhere, at the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, perched atop Alabama Hill”

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Luke: “Eff this dude”

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Luke: “Has it ever worked!?”

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Luke: “If you ever talk to my wife that way again… I will fuck you up”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Pod-dog’s right here. That’s right.”

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Luke: “So, ‘This Is The ‘drew Year’ level donors of the day”

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Luke: Squeaky “Thanks!!”

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Luke: “Thanks!!”

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Luke: “Welcome… to Luke’s world”

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Luke: Whispering “Get control of your fucking dog!”

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Luke: “You bleed for me, that’s why I’m leaving in an Audi”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew having a laugh while Luke brings up his incident at The Mandarin Gate

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Luke and Andrew: “At any point, did Genevieve tell him that he was gonna get a Yelp review of a lifetime? God, I wish I had said, I’d said that to him.”

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Luke and Andrew: Canyoneros and Kia Caveats

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you write ‘Dombass’ anywhere on the note? No!”

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Luke and Andrew: Explaining the difference between writing “Thanks” with one exclamation point and two

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s apparently got a new nickname there in the neighborhood, ‘The Miami Meat Tent’; and, he joins us now. Known for his drawings of tall ships (Hello, dude!) How did you know about that? How did you know about that?”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you see an e-mail from me that has two exclamation points, (Mmm-hmm) you know it’s bad.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, I assume that he’s a listener, so he probably recognizes that from the drop; so, that probably brightened his day. His name was Linh Pham. Are you familiar… that’s what he said his name is. I looked him up on Next Door. Wow. That’s um, that’s eerie; cuz, we have a super listener to the show that has the same name. Really?! Huh, that’s interesting.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You gotta whack that mole down! Right.”

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Clips From TBTL #2286

Andrew: “Cuz, they’re just gonna screw it up, Genevieve! They’ve already screwed it up a bunch of times!”

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Andrew: “Either, the crowd loves you or you’re standing next to the ocean. I can’t tell.”

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Andrew: “Ha!”

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Andrew: “I don’t owe it to the Browns anymore, just to waste my Sundays. I just so, I just so mad about it!”

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Andrew: “I don’t–I’m out!”

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Andrew: “I just so mad about it!”

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Andrew: “I’ll be honest with you”

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Andrew: “I’m just going to the grocery store, right now; cuz, I know that the Browns are gonna disappoint me. And, I’m sick of it. I’m sick of waking up on Sundays and, and, now I sound like Tony Rizzo”

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Andrew: “It’s a slam on me, I’m not good at ’em”

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Andrew: “It’s January 3rd, I was so excited to start the show; and, now, I’m just taking us into Stock Talk”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Let her clear her throats!”

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Andrew: “Moment of corniness”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, Carey… Get out! Get out!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow!”

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Andrew: Singing “So, this is the new year!”

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Andrew: “Taargüs! Taargüs!”

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Andrew: “We have two more weeks to just…  do whatever we want before the hammer comes down, Luke.”

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Andrew: “Wow”

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Andrew and Carey Burbank: Andrew asks Carey to take a photo if Luke passes out drunk while in his underwear and wearing his baldness laser helmet

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Andrew and Luke: “Ooh, how about New Carey? Love it!”

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Carey Burbank: “I was trying to… use your precious against you”

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Carey Burbank: Mimicking Rudy’s howling

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Carey Burbank: “Oh, Jesus”

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Carey Burbank: “Stop! I don’t even listen to Blake Shelton.”

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Carey Burbank, Andrew and Luke: “Oh, it’s, it’s pretty disturbing to see in person. (Oh, goddamn it!) So, I’m wearing this baldness laser helmet, (Oh, shit!) I’m working on the show”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “Also, tell him what happened when you asked it to start playing TBTL. It doesn’t know what TBTL is. Oh, no!”

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Luke: “A sad-off?”

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Luke: “Amazon Clapper Network”

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Luke: “Because, Darrell Bevell is a fucking idiot!”

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Luke: “Call me… a starry-eyed dreamer”

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Luke: “Clapper, put two minutes on the clock”

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Luke: “Classy! Classy!”

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Luke: “Easy, Slingblade”

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Luke: “I got my Amazon Clapper in the mail and I set it up yesterday!”

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Luke: “I think the listeners are f–are f, feeling an unusual sensation right now, which is, intrigue”

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Luke: “I thought that was a pretty good spoof the other day”

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Luke: “I want to talk about my Clapper”

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Luke: “I’ll be darned”

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Luke: “I’m always one bad feeling away from getting into it with the whole world”

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Luke: “I’m elbow deep in zoodles”

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Luke: “I’m sure you’re very lovable”

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Luke: “Real classy! Real classy! Our guy’s hurt!”

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Luke: Singing a portion of “Let Me Clear My Throat”

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Luke: “That is not written anywhere in our contract with American Public Media. So, we’re just gonna call that one a game time decision”

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Luke: “The Burbanks are now the proud owner of an Amazon Echo; or, as we will be calling it on this show, an Amazon Clapper”

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Luke: “There’s somebody, though, that lives in this house that is not a fan of the Clapper”

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Luke: “We’d like to thank our ‘I’ll Possess Your Heart’ level donors of the day”

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Luke: “We’re really management proof. We’ve management-proofed this show”

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Luke: Whispering “Keep singing!”

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Luke: “You put your cologne on for your girlfriend!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a real COMOWACA… (It is!) out there. It’s a COMOWACA day on TBTL. That’s right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s time to thank our ‘So, this is the new year!’ That’s not even how (So, this is) it goes! So, this is the new year, Death Cab for Cutie level donors of the day. Keep singing! I don’t–I’m out!”

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Luke and Andrew: “She’s a real A word. She’s a real A word!”

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Luke and Andrew: TBTL is Open Source

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Luke and Andrew: “We want to thank our ‘So, this is our new year. And, I don’t feel anything different’ Death Cab for Cutie, Transatlanticism level donors of the day”

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Luke, Andrew and Carey Burbank: Luke, his baldness laser helmet and underwear

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Clips From TBTL #2285

The first TBTL of 2017 is a re-airing of the first TBTL of 2016, episode #2025 in a collector’s series. If you are looking for clips from that show, browse on over to “Clips From TBTL #2025“.

 

Luke: “As I record this, I don’t know what happened this weekend”

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Luke: “Hey there, everybody. It is Luke”

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Luke: “In this best of… TBTL. Take a listen”

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Luke: “It’s the first day of the rest of our lives”

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