Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Another part of me died inside”

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Andrew: “By the way, I only do TBTL in my shoes now”

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Andrew: “Cockamamie”

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Andrew: “Cockamamie theories”

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Andrew: “Going into a Star Trek: The Next Generation K-hole. Maybe it’s a star-hole, maybe it’s a black hole”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I mean, the thing we can say about Shkreli is, he is an attention whore”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, did my dismissive snort go down the line?”

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Andrew: “It feels good to laugh”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Man, that’s probably not a great TBTL topic”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. Oh, man!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So not interested, Francis”

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Andrew: “Who would take you off!?!”

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Andrew: “Wow. Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Yea–eff it”

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Andrew: “Yes! Good call.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Have you thought about kissing a red-haired girl? I was, that’s what I was trying to do down at the protest last night! You… I got pepper sprayed seven times, Andrew! Oh my God.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I guess I could just do a CTRL+F, huh. But then, this podcast would be over too quickly. I don’t think this podcast can be over soon enough for the listeners.”

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Andrew and Luke: “So you took it to the streets last night, I hear. I did, I did. The people… what’s that? How does the chant go? I didn’t, I didn’t pay good attention (Oh, no!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “We need each other more than ever. Let’s not eat ourselves, what do you say? (Thank you) Yeah, (Thank you) let’s not turn on each other.”

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Luke: “Am, am I high?”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Dude, I’m a fucking repository of famous Albanian-Americans”

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Luke: “Here’s an, here’s a, a scientific-based thing that I’ll mess up, that’ll make our listeners mad. This is a service that we provide on our show.”

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Luke: “I have a very specific set of insecurities”

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Luke: “I talked to some of these people and try to not seem like a forty year old creep”

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Luke: “Like, I just want a normal, effing president”

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Luke: “Star Traks”

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Luke: “That was not constructed properly as a sentence”

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Luke: “We’re back, baby!”

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Luke: “You give us Chicago Hope”

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Luke: “You know what, Andrew? If being mean to me today helps you feel better, that’s, that’s okay. I’m okay, I can take it. I can be strong for both of us today.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And it can’t mate with other snails because of its misshapen shell; but, it met another snail, a female snail, that has the same (Wow) shell problem and it can mate. (Oh my God)”

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Luke and Andrew: “If Martin Shkreli does go to jail, he should hope that it’s in England, Andrew, where they apparently are putting people… Okay, fine, just go with me. I’m sorry, did my dismissive snort go down the line?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Tie Fighting our teeth. Wailing and gnashing our Tie Fighters”

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Andrew: “And, this is gonna be bad!”

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Andrew: “During his, his… keep wanting to say concession speech. Come on, brain, get used to this reality! Come on, brain, you can get there.”

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Andrew: “Eugh”

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Andrew: “I assume it’s not the flag of inclusiveness”

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Andrew: “I’m already mad at myself for just being so glib at the beginning. Today’s a hard day for a lot of people, myself included; and, you know what’s really annoying me today: people being glib.”

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Andrew: “I’m dubious”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Let’s just keep on listing my regrets! It is a TBTL after all.”

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Andrew: “Like, I don’t give a shit about the Seahawks. I don’t give a shit about the Browns.”

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Andrew: “Silver lining alert”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So, I am becoming human again, maybe.”

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Andrew: “They didn’t Pokémon Go to the polls”

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Andrew: “We only grow stronger in the broken places”

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Andrew: “What?”

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Andrew: “Where have I heard that before!?”

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Andrew: “You always need the over-reactor and the under-reactor”

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Andrew: “You bubble-gummer!”

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Andrew: “You know what? The Professor is lumping it up in there”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew made a sound of what could be a yelp of a dying seal when Trump walked on stage

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Andrew and Luke: “It was funny how we could all drink so much whisky, yet not feel very drunk. Do you ever have that experience, like when you’re so… Yeah, it’s called being Irish. It’s called, ‘doing this for twenty years, you bubble-gummer!'”

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Andrew and Luke: Powerfully Unfunny: Possible show title and underlying principle of TBTL

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Luke: “But, I just want to say for the record, I hate the Electoral College. I think it’s bullshit”

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Luke: “How can she be so glib!?”

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Luke: “I had a cheat night on the carbs”

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Luke: “Oh… shit”

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Luke: “Yeah, but do you, do you understand how liberal, how liberal our immigration policies are with Transylvanians; which, is where all of the sweet transexuals come from?”

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Luke: “You can politely go fuck yourselves forever”

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Luke and Andrew: “And she’s bummed, and I’m bummed, and our animals are bummed. Yeah, except for Olive; who, I’ve heard voted for Trump.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And the idea that because somebody wants to live in butt-fuck Egypt, they have a vote-and-a-half. Fuck that. In serious. Egyptians shouldn’t be allowed to vote in American elections. Well, and, thankfully, they won’t going forward. So, I mean, I, I think that’s a silver lining.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, Andrew, how’s it going man? Uh, great. What did I miss? (Yeah?) What did I miss? Not, not too much. Just, the potential end of the democracy. But, you know what? As they say, a couple of hundred years, that’s a good run for a republic.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a let it fly kind (That doesn’t) of guy… Of course you are. I’m, you know, I’m, I’m pretty let it fly for a white guy… the song that accurately describes (Right) me and my life.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was the exact sound that Westley makes in The Princess Bride. Right! That is a man… That is exactly what it was! …If only Mandy Patinkin and André the Giant could have heard you, and come and found you, and saved you.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s gonna take me a little while before I can… say the name of the other person and have ‘President’ in front of it. Where have I heard that before!?”

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Luke and Andrew: La Brea Tar Pit of Logic

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Luke and Andrew: “Ruth Bader Ginsburg, take your motherfucking vitamins. Yeah, God.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The people who, who, who would not ever vote for a guy like that. The elites took Trump literally, but not seriously; and, (Mmm-hmm) the people who voted for him took him seriously, but not literally. (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “They’re like a cockroach that we keep trying to fumigate with logic… What? But, they just refuse to die and you have to respect that. What? I didn’t say all of my agression was gone.”

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Luke and Andrew: Trump laying down with a lot of dogs, David Dukes, Double Dukes, etc.

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Andrew: “America, how dare you even make this a close election?”

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Andrew: “But, I wanted to do it my way”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke!”

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Andrew: “How about this for being glib about a very important day in, in our country”

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Andrew: “I do not want to fucking socialize tonight”

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Andrew: “I, I get like a big baby”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Maybe I’ll ride this dragon and see where it goes”

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Andrew: “My beard hiding my face news”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “Such a fun game!”

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Andrew: “This is real corny shit I’m about to say”

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Andrew: “What’s my happy place?”

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Andrew: “Wrong country, dude!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I get it, I get it. Yeah, yeah.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m a family man, (Mmm-hmm) I don’t believe in abortion, (That’s right) I don’t believe in Communism… I can’t remember what she said.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s so sad! Why am I playing this!?! Alright, well stop then. We don’t have (Alright) to anything we don’t want to do today, Andrew. (Yeah, okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh my God! (What the) What a… beast! What a tank!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Tell me about the Clinton presidency, George. (Yes!) Tell me (That’s right) about the Clinton presidency (That’s right)”

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Luke: “And also, I couldn’t play fucking Count Duckula anymore”

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Luke: “And this motherfucker won’t even agree to that!”

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Luke: “Goddamn it. I’m gonna open up some champagne tonight”

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Luke: “He is a walking hole of insecurity”

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Luke: “He’s Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Hello, everyone.”

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Luke: “Hi, Andrew!”

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Luke: “I don’t think he can personally, emotionally handle the idea of standing on stage and saying, ‘I lost. I was not number one.’ I think that that, honestly… when he, if he utters those words, his body will de-materialize.”

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Luke: “I was considering writing on Twitter; that, if Trump wins this election, that I’ll never forgive white people”

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Luke: “I’m, I’m really just frigging obsessed”

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Luke: “Indeed”

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Luke: “Lockette up, Lockette down, Lockette all over town.”

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Luke: “Not really a politics-head. More of a sneaking around in the neighbor’s yard-head.”

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Luke: Singing “I can’t do it all on my own”

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Luke: “These are our Chicago Hope donors of the day”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I just wanted to strangle my Sonos. (Right) And, I don’t mean that as a euphemism.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I got it! (What do you got?) I got it. I got it. I got it… I got it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m Gollum… I’m Gollum, just kind of like, slinking around a cave looking for my precious. (Right) My, my precious is something that makes me feel less anxious.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve become so tense. I know.”

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Luke and Andrew: It’s Dixville Notch, not Dixhole Notch

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Luke and Andrew: “Lockette up, Lockette down, Lockette all over town. Power out!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke got a text on his telephone, on his cellular telephone

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Luke and Andrew: “Opposite brands of nonsense. You know? Possible… Show title! Writing it down. Right?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Until then, please remember: No mountain too tall… Line? Good luck to all.”

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Luke and Andrew: “What (Wow) the heck!?”

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