Andrew: “Bad news bears”
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Andrew: “But if you wanna good ol’ fashion Andy rant. Trademark. Copyright Twenty-Sixteen.”
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Andrew: “Hi, bud!”
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Andrew: “I think this is gonna be a disappointment. I don’t know for sure; but, I also can’t be distracted in Googling this all day.”
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Andrew: “Oh, okay. Never mind. I thought I was the musical guest.”
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Andrew: Overlapping clips of Andrew and Ked Woodley singing “Rollin’ out of bed”
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Andrew: “Really?!?”
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Andrew: “Tabula Rasa”
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Andrew: “That’s nuts!”
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Andrew: “They love weed!”
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Andrew: “What are you laughing at?”
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Andrew: “Why were we talking about this? What the hell were we talking about?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Huh. He didn’t say the phrase that pays, though. (Huh) The phrase that pays today, by the way, is, ‘Stick with Dick’.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I have a big family (Yeah) and they’re bringing a lot of sausage. Yeah. Okay.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s put five minutes on the clock. Okay, okay. Everything’s alright. I know you’re looking out for me, and I appreciate that; but, I think we could, yeah okay… No, I’m just tired of talking.”
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Luke: “By the way, this is ‘Intelligence for Your Life’ edition”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: Cute Chuckle
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Luke: “I violated every traffic law known to man, and some that haven’t been written. The traffic law that I obeyed, ain’t been written yet.”
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Luke: “I’ve got to get… Andrew, I’ve got to figure out how to get Crispin Glover and Lea Thompson to fuck like rabbits. That’s our only chance to save this episode.”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Man, did these guys shit the bed!”
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Luke: “Okay, this is where it gets confusing. This is where hands start disappearing.”
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Luke: Singing “Look into my eyes. You will see, what you mean to me.” and saying “This song goes out to all of the coffee Glovers of the world.”
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Luke: “Spare the curtain rod, spoil the child.”
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Luke: Spit Take
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Luke: “That was a reach. It’s fine. I’m willing to admit that.”
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Luke: “‘That’s my night light!’ He said, ‘I’m learnding. I can’t go into the sandbox in my room.'”
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Luke: “We’re all out of Dukes, Double Dukes and Triple Dukes today.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I, I actually have an important question here at the top of the show. Okay, is it an announcement or a question? Not totally sure. Is it a problem or a blessing? I’m also not sure about that. Okay.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Is it bad form to bring your neighbors a curtain rod? How–yes. How old is the kid?”
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Luke and Andrew: Laughing
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Luke and Andrew: “This song goes all out to all of the coffee Glovers of the world (Oh, ho-hooooooo)”
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Luke and Andrew: “What, what should I be doing? Dick pics.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Why not, kind of, leverage your notoriety.. or, Notarietity. That didn’t work; but, (Mmm) it was so close!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Would you make me the happiest hot dog in this 7-Eleven? Could you write that down? Sure.”
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