Marsupial Gurgle – Page 323 – TBTL Audio Clip Archive

Andrew: “Would now be a good time to thank the person who left this little pill on my computer? If you could tell me if it’s an upper or a downer, or whatever; that would be helpful. Thank you.”

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Andrew: “Yeah. When Luke starts talking about poo, I just kind of crawl up into a ball under the desk and wait for it to end. That’s my approach.”

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Andrew and Jen: “Can I just interject one thing here? We really miss you. We need you! Thank you.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I take a trumpet (Okay) over a sax.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Mmm-kay. I’m gonna say… it has great legs. Easy, sleazy. It’s got great gams!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Remember that time I was confident? That was stupid. (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Sean: “Should Sean take this? Let me rephrase that… No. No, no… no.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2198: Jen, Sean and Phyllis Edition

September 5, 2016 November 15, 2021

Jen: “And then, the trumpet just brings it home!”

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Jen: “At best, we’re the shopkeeper in The Shire that’s not on camera!”

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Jen: Laughing

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Jen: “‘I’m such a Carrie! I’m such a M…’ No, you’re not! You’re none of those people. You’re the guy who works at Steve’s bar. That’s who you are.”

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Jen: “Paul Giamatti is my everthing.”

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Jen: Singing “My momma don’t like you, she likes everyone.”

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Jen and Luke: “I have been waiting to hide an oppressed person (Yes) for a long time.”

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Jen and Luke: Jen singing a portion of “Love Yourself”

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Jen, Luke and Andrew: Jen’s childhood obsession of Anne Frank has manifested itself into wanting to have a place to hide someone

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “You know, first, I want to know, does anyone take Bobo and Johnny in to go potty? Oh, come on! Just curious. Okay.”

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Sean: “And, sometimes, I go Donald Ducking with it and go pantsless.”

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Sean: “How the hell did you get my address!?!”

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Sean: “I would totally, I would totally tong kiss you, but I have a girlfriend.”

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Sean and Andrew: “Jen’s Jew Hidin’ House, come on down, everbody! How many Seans can you hide?”

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Sean, Luke and Andrew: “There’s no Riesling there wouldn’t be. You’re a real Sean-melier! Oh! Wow!”

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Sean, Luke and Andrew: “This is a 13.5 percent alcohol, and it is a Syrah. Aaaaagh! That was my other guess! That was my safety guess!”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2197

September 5, 2016 September 5, 2016

Andrew: “Are you familiar with the expression, ‘It’s better to ask (for) forgiveness than permission’? And, don’t answer that; cuz, I know you are. It’s, it’s more than an expression to you. I think it’s a, it’s a creed.”

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Andrew: “Did I download the wrong app?”

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Andrew: “Everything is gonna be nice and green, and, um, and verdant; which, is another word for green.”

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Andrew: “I dig it. Right, right, right.”

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Andrew: “I made one promise about today, and that’s that I’ll be playing jarts, indoor or out. It’s going to happen.”

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Andrew: “I’m stealing your dog.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making a cute sound

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Andrew: “Oh, Seattle.”

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Andrew: “Rudy, are you a good dog? Rudy! Hey, Rudy! Are you a good dog?”

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Andrew: “Rudy, did you read the article?”

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Andrew: “That was a bad joke.”

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Andrew: “That’s infinity perfect sips!”

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Andrew: “The back back”

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Andrew: “This is honestly the cutest thing in the world. I can’t even do this with her head just sleepily laying there.”

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Andrew: “Yes, do not taunt the demigorgon [ph]“

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asks if Luke and Carey were going to stop the Windows Vista Museum

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Andrew and Luke: “Are bridges are really like old pairs of jeans? Is that how it works? Yeah, you’re not supposed to wash them. Oh, okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, you’re right. Like, if we just set, do all the setup outside; and, then, the rains come, like, we’ve made our bed. And then, we’re gonna have to squish in it. (Well) Squish being the… the… I don’t know. That was a bad joke.”

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Andrew and Luke: HOV Lanes, HOVA and Jay-Z

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Andrew and Luke: “I was listening too. You, son of a…”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s coming from inside the podcast! The ad is coming from inside the sponsor’s… location!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, can I just ask you one question before we get, get going? Is it about the dogs? Who released them? I just wanted to know what you’re wearing. Well, come on in here and you’ll find out. Alright, I’ll see, (It’s not gonna be pretty) I’ll see you in a second.”

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Andrew, Luke and Carey Burbank: “How does your wife react when you say, ‘Wyfe!’ Do they, have they done any MRI studies on that? Carey, would like to respond to that? It has the same, exact impact as when he says anything else; which is, pretty much I ignore him. Ha! That hurts.”

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Carey Burbank and Andrew: “Oh, sorry. I just about killed somebody. Don’t talk to me while I’m driving. Alright.”

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Luke: “Ahoy-hoy.”

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Luke: “But, nevertheless! No.”

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Luke: “Hey, Rudes!”

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Luke: “It’s just jibber-jabber.”

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Luke: “That hurts.”

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Luke: “Wait! Wait! Wait! It’s happening!”

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Luke: “You, son of a…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, I’m a little worried about the space-time continuum. Oh, no. Am I fading from a photography you have sitting on your desk?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, Rudy! Rudy! Nevertheless! Nevertheless!”

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Luke and Andrew: Shout out on making the Stranger Things-themed TBTL Logo

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Luke and Andrew: Space Car or Car de Bajo

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Luke and Andrew: “This goes out to the Sno-homies. This goes out to the Tac-homies. This goes out to the.. Wood, Woodovies? Woodinville? The Wood-homies. And, and also, the Mukil-tomies, the people in Mukilteo.”

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Blog Posts

Photos from the TBTL Summer Picnic 2016 at Chateau Ste. Michelle

September 3, 2016 September 30, 2016

On Wednesday, August 31st, I headed up to Woodinville, Washington to go to the TBTL Summer Picnic held at Chateau Ste. Michelle. Unfortunately, due to the amount of rain that the area received earlier that day and slightly muddy nature of the lawn, the picnic and the recording of the show was moved inside into Chateau Ste. Michelle’s tasting room.

Below is a slideshow of the photos that I took from the event and posted on to Flickr. You can also view the album directly on Flickr.

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2196

August 30, 2016 August 30, 2016

Andrew: “Don’t wait ’til the last minute to untie your shoes, dingus.”

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Andrew: “Fool me once”

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Andrew: “I do what I want if I sit by the window.”

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Andrew: “I love coming into Seattle from the south. Again, not dirty.”

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Andrew: “I was scared to go outside for a cigarette; and, it wasn’t because of cancer.”

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Andrew: “I’m not a big fan of the crazy pants.”

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Andrew: “I’m still freaking my shit out over here in twenty-sixteen.”

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Andrew: “If it’s under fff-fifty”

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Andrew: “It is a little too blousey”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Look at me, getting off on withholding.”

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank, I don’t think you could get over this”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “My ba-ahdy”

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Andrew: “Oh God, no! I don’t do that anymore.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. I’m going back to podunk New Hampshire.”

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Andrew: “Playing my boop-boop game.”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “Sat-tor-day”

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Andrew: “Skyjinks, woo”

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Andrew: “So, we can re-live all of our Heather’s fantasies there.”

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Andrew: “That sounded weird.”

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Andrew: “Uh, I need these Alchemist’s chow [ph] or whatever”

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Andrew: “What other product would try to appeal to me by telling me how I’m supposed to fucking behave? Like, that really irritates me.”

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Andrew: Whispering “Oh, that sounds so good!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew listing the cards that he still needs

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, why isn’t anyone telling Elizabeth or Mandy that?!? It’s not too late. Get on Facebook, let’s find them.”

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s (Sorry) going on with that?”

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Luke: “Apparently”

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Luke: “Hot start here”

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Luke: “Let’s start by explaining what a podcast is. They were here last night.”

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Luke: “Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. There’s a guy with a gun, he’s behind the door! I’m gonna hide over here. I’m freaking out!”

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Luke: “Power out!”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “Some skyjinks woo for you”

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Luke: “Sometimes, I play the audio drops too loud. That’s also part of how this show works.”

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Luke: “You bought the ticket, you took the ride. I won’t wanna hear anymore more complaints from you”

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Luke and Andrew: “Every conversation we ever had for the rest of our lives would be, the would start with ‘What the fuck!’ Right, exactly.”

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Luke and Andrew: “How long is this song?!? Don’t we have a long tail on it? I guess we do. It’s a, it’s a bright, shiny thing with a long tail.”

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Luke and Andrew: Rudy dropping a thunderous deuce

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Luke and Andrew: “Speaking of clothes, ask me what I’m wearing. Oh God, no! I don’t do that anymore. Fool me once. It’s like a t-shirt and jeans. Why are you being weird? Okay, good.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You sent me a photo, as you called it, a sext (It was a sext) of you”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re in zero danger of it being a kind of fat guy in a little coat situation. Right, right.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2195

August 29, 2016 August 29, 2016

Listener Linda from Australia left a voicemail for Luke and Andrew regarding “chook” and “goon bags” and ended it with her saying “Power out”.

Listener Linda: “Power out”

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Luke and Andrew had fun saying it “Power out!” with their own, unique Australian accents.

Andrew: Saying “Power out!” with an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Power out!” with an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Power out!” with an Australian accent #2

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Andrew: “If the kids singing the Frozen song gets on your nerves, Luke. Just… let it go.”

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Andrew: “It’s a theatre of the mind, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Now that I’ve finished my thought, I guess I didn’t know what I was gonna say when I first started talking; which, is a problem.”

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Andrew: “Oh good, it is Norway. Sweet! And I did it, and I–That’s the how you do it, you do it with confidence.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, just, uh… finishing this sail on this one. Okay, I’m good. That was me finishing up a painting of a tall ship. (Ah) It’s a theatre of the mind, Luke!”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh”

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Luke: “As they say, ‘happy wife, happy life'”

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Luke: “Bob Ross’s hair was actually straight; and, that, that curl was put in via a perm!!?”

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Luke: “Can’t start, will stop”

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Luke: “Caught it! This is the upside airplane of Bob Ross episodes.”

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Luke: “Emotionally, Andrew and I are hanging by a friggin’ thread, okay?”