Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “#TwoDifferentCountries #SadHorns”

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Andrew: “And, I’m not trying to sound like a, like a big man”

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Andrew: “Give me a major break.”

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Andrew: “Hey, bunny rug!”

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Andrew: “Hot and limp”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. I’m in control. I don’t have to listen to them.”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I stink when I’m done working out. I think I look gross. I think I look like a big sweaty mess.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, you gotta. You know what? Perfect. I’m just gonna eat my lunch; because, honestly, I have no, I have not context for this at all.”

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Andrew: “I’ve never eaten teriyaki with a fork, and it seems weird to me.”

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Andrew: “Let me rebut.”

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Andrew: “Let’s make Anne of Green Gables great again.”

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Andrew: “Oh, damn!!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, damn!!! That was strong.”

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Andrew: “One of my favorite dirty, little pho places”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So, I have a hot take.”

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Andrew: “Ten years!?!”

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Andrew: “They weren’t enough.”

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Andrew: “Tomorrow’s mistakes today.”

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Andrew: “Whoa!”

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Andrew: “Wow! Look at you!”

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Andrew: “Wow. We’re in the middle of a correction.”

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Andrew and Luke: “And (Nice!), I’m stronger than I was when I woke up this morning. ¡Excelente!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s hot take on the leak of the KFC 11 secret herbs and spices

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Andrew and Luke: “Can you do me a favor and not call it ‘yaki anymore? Um, I don’t want to promise that to you (Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t, I don’t want my cold, crunchy salad getting, uh, hot and limp. Oh, man.”

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Andrew and Luke: “KFC just drummed this whole thing up for these articles; like… Is it possible they drumsticked it up? Oh, damn!!! That was strong. Thank you.”

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Luke: “And it’s… fucking delicious.”

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Luke: “And that is why Andrew and I have decided to go out, in our respective cities, and get our hands on some good ‘yaki.”

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Luke: “Bruising my neck meat”

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Luke: “Burbank… you’ve done it again. You’ve won our hearts.”

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Luke: “But, for those of you who like that kind of thing, it’s gonna be exciting.”

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Luke: Chuckle

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Luke: “Dang it!”

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Luke: “God! Dang! Stupid! Idiot!”

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Luke: “I will rebut myself. I will rebut my rebuttal.”

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Luke: “Puffed sleeves”

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Luke: Saying “A correction” as Jack Torrance from “The Shining”

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Luke: Singing “Shine bright like a diamond!”

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Luke: “The back-a-zoids”

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Luke: “The Bay Kitty has turned into quite the gardener.”

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Luke: “These puffed sleeves don’t need to be re-puffed.”

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Luke: “This is what an idiot I am. God! Dang! Stupid! Idiot!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew shushes Luke while Luke is reading the supposed KFC “11 secret herbs and spices”

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Luke and Andrew: “As white as a Donald Trump supporter on Twitter. Right! And, and just as angry, oddly enough.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Foodies welcome. Nice try. (And…)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I really must say, give me a major break!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think it’s probably the first time in ten years I’ve had teriyaki, Andrew. Ten years!?! Easily. Whoa!”

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Luke and Andrew: “In, you know, the various places on my body that don’t usually… Your what? My ba-ahdy. Excuse me, the various parts of my ba-ahdy”

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Luke and Andrew: “It goes back to the McDLT, man. (Mmm-hmm) I like the hot side to be hot, and the cool side to be cool; but, then, at some point, I’d like them to come together.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s just supposed be all artisanal. (Mmm-hmm) It looks like wet shit. Oh, God, yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘The menu has too many things, the quality is gonna take a ding.’ Eh. If it rhymes, it chimes. That is definitely what I learned from watching ‘Veep.'”

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With Australian slang being one of the topics of TBTL #2192, it was inevitable that Luke would dig deep and go all out with his (notoriously) famous Australian accent. Andrew had a little bit of fun as well.

Andrew: Saying “Ambo” with an Australian Accent

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Luke: Saying “Ambo” with an Australian Accent

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Luke: Saying “Carries on like a pork chop” with an Australian Accent

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Luke: Saying “Get that rubbish straight to the pool room!” with an Australian Accent

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Luke: Saying “Oh, we got caught in an ambo.” with an Australian Accent

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Luke: Saying “Straight to the pool room” with an Australian Accent

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Luke: Saying “You call that a buzz?” with an Australian Accent

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Luke: Saying “You call that a knife. You call that an ambo?” with an Australian Accent

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Luke: “…and scene!”

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Luke: “An avid non-listener”

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Luke: “Ay, he couldn’t run a chook raffle”

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Luke: “Because, I have become, in fact, a cat person.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Ha!”

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Luke: “It looks extremely legit.”

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Luke: “Just once more, with feeling?”

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Luke: “Level, level.”

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Luke: “Monorail… Hello!”

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Luke: “My wine!”

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Luke: “No”

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Luke: “Not at all, dude!”

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Luke: Singing the first few notes of the “On The Media” theme

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Luke: “What is a rur-jer?”

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Luke: “Will you stop smacking your macaroni and cheese, please?”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I also think I might need you to leave your house; cuz, it makes me feel embarrassed. (Ohh!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, uh, I need to ask you a quick question. Sure, yeah. Let’s move on. This is, this is, um, this is gonna be. Well… You look uncomfortable. I feel uncomfortable. Is this about… Do, do you need help making babies? I’ll… Yes. Okay. But, in addition to that…”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “This resurrection, brought to you by Chateau Ste. Michelle. The Bible had ten perfect sins. Oh-ho!”

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Luke and Andrew: “What would the mascot of P.U. be, the Podcast U? Would it be the Fightin’, the Fightin’ Mini-to-Minis? The Fightin’ Leafblowers.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ya oughtsa take a picture of it and put it out on Twitter or Instagram. Was that Philly talk?”

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Andrew: “Because, we respect other cultures.”

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Andrew: “Best. Drop. Ever.”

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Andrew: “Best. Drop. Ever. I don’t know why we don’t use that everyday!”

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Andrew: “Boom.”

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Andrew: “Boom. Black mug bat symbol.”

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Andrew: Chuckle

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Andrew: “Damn it!”

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Andrew: “Don’t even try to talk to Luke, he’s a cot case right now.”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: “Hey, guys!”

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Andrew: “I am a producer, it’s what I do. Like, it’s not that big of a deal.”

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Andrew: “I don’t even have words for it.”

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Andrew: “I mean, I care; but, I don’t care that much.”

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Andrew: “I think they call it ‘the head bunny'”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m a little dirty part along for the ride.”

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Andrew: “I’m thinking of something dirty”

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Andrew: “It was called ‘P.U.’ for short. Hey-oh!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, oh, oh!”

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Andrew: “Our words are better.”

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Andrew: “Question for you: how much do you want a pork chop right now?”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Goddamn it”

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Andrew: “Tongue and Something?”

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Andrew: “Tongue and Suds. That’s… that’s no good. I’m, I’m not eating there!”

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Andrew: “Which, by the way, someone told me I gotta stop saying ‘having said that’. And, they’re right. I always say that.”

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Andrew: “Yeah!!!”

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Andrew: “Your rhetorical skills are amazing.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I say something? Yes you can.”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Rollin’ out of bed… And, driving down to Walsh’s house”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s what I learned at podcasting school. (Got it. Got it.)”

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Andrew and Luke: “The bunny flop? A bunny flop!?! Our words are better. That could be a show title.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, these people aren’t in the word business. Ha!”

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Andrew: “And it’s been driving me ba-nuts.”

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Andrew: “And… my computer decides to crash. Here we go. There winner is… hold on! Sorry, lotta clicking, lotta clicking.”

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Andrew: “Apparently, this problem doesn’t… even exist”

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Andrew: “But, who will capture my grace and power as I capture their grace and power?”

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Andrew: Clapping and saying “Boom!”

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Andrew: Cute Laugh

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Andrew: “Genevieve was a real Gawker-head.”

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Andrew: “I am team… Yes, it’s real, but it’s not man-made and it’s not as bad as everybody says. That’s my starting point–Okay, let’s move on.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “My personality is a problem”

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Andrew: “My personality… it is a problem.”

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Andrew: “Oh, big time!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God.”

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Andrew: “Oh, really?”

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Andrew: “Sorry about my racist joke, Luke.”

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Andrew: “Sorry, listeners. This is where you get mad at me. First of all, yes, I drink Bud Light. And, secondly, I don’t think I’ve ever seen ‘Stand By Me’.”

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Andrew: “We’ll be a bunch of crackers doing bangers.”

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Andrew: “Who’s your Polldaddy?”

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Luke: “And, we’re at that point in the relationship where anything about you that is surprising is mildly sexually arousing to me.”

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Luke: “But, then, of course, it got, you know, got pretty white, pretty fast.”

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Luke: “Can I, just… uh… like, tell you something that may… blow your mind?”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “He’s known for a lot of things. He’s known for his love of tacos, he’s known for being a real fireball, the Hodor of podcasting, and, also of course: He may be best known for his depictions of the tall ships, capturing their grace and power. Nobody captures their grace and power like Andrew ‘New Hampsire’ Walsh.”

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Luke: “It ain’t gonna get more reasonable in the next hour or so, my friends.”

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Luke: “It was the most tested our marriage has ever been. Or, at least, my commitment to our marriage; because, I wanted to watch the next episode so bad! But, I didn’t.”

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Luke: “Let’s see, Pod-dog… (Perro) I don’t know what Pod-dog’s up to today.”

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Luke: Pod-cat Update

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Luke: “There’s no way to say this without it sounding dirty: why aren’t we doing more Christmas banging?”

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Luke: “This is Johnny Bench for Krylon Spray Paint: No runs, no drops, no errors.”

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Luke: Whispering “I wanted to watch the next episode so bad!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I can’t wait for it to be tonight, so I can… I can’t wait for it to be tonight. So, I can watch three more episodes.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, it’s a (Right) zen… thing! It’s just a zen… thing!”

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