Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “A Man, A Scoot-about and A Little Lady?”

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Andrew: “And then, she lays a little dookie down.”

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Andrew: “Aww, damn Andrew!”

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Andrew: “Because, when you meet her she says, ‘I’m three!’, before you even ask.”

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Andrew: “But then, she’s like, ‘But, it’s scary!’ I’m like, ‘Well, you’re the one who brought it up.’ So, I’m kind of, like, ‘Okay. Well, why is it scary?’ And she’s like, ‘Cuz, it’s so huge and I could fall in!'”

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Andrew: “Cool Cucumber Andrew”

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Andrew: “Don’t let go, kiddo!”

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Andrew: “Dookie”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to step on your toes here, Luke.”

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Andrew: “I will, I’m gonna try to lay off most of the pills today.”

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Andrew: “I’m trying to get into, I’m trying to get, I’m trying to share your headspace a little bit here.”

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Andrew: “Just because I sometimes lisp and don’t say my Rs right, doesn’t mean that I have a learning disability.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I know!”

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Andrew: “Like, I don’t know! I don’t know how this stuff works!”

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Andrew: “Not really”

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Andrew: “Number One Daytime Emmy Award Winning Freelance Journalist?”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, I feel my wallet opening.”

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Andrew: “Oh, dang!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! That’s scary.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yes! I want that in my life 24×7.”

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Andrew: “Ride that high horse all day.”

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Andrew: “She brought over, like, more teddy, enough teddy bears to choke a teddy bear.”

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Andrew: Singing “Day plan”

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Andrew: Squeaking sound while Andrew was talking

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Andrew: “Suddenly I’m freaking my shit out, man.”

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Andrew: “That’s, there, there’s the problem right there, I did nothing.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, sure! I mean, I was an altar boy.”

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Andrew: “You asked what I did to the house, I made a mess… on the rug, before she got here just to make her feel comfortable.”

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Andrew: “You know what? I feel like Pat Metheny is so 2015 and Medeski Martin & Wood are so 2016.”

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Andrew and Luke: Dickensian Terms

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Andrew: “Can I ask you a hypothetical?”

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Andrew: “Dr. Daytime Emmy Winner Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “Everything is by a committee of scared people, basically.”

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Andrew: Having a wee bit of trouble saying the world “condescension”

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Andrew: “I just want to be his friend!”

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Andrew: “I need a new scooter! Do you see?”

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Andrew: “I wanna, I wanna do that.”

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Andrew: “I wish I could just be a normal guy.”

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Andrew: “I’m just been getting my scooter on, Luke.”

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Andrew: “It’s such a meme!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No! No! No! No! No!”

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Andrew: “Okay, you know what? Get out of the car.”

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Andrew: “One old lady in Missoula writes in and says, ‘I don’t get the Jerry Seinfeld’ and they pull the whole fucking campaign.”

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Andrew: “Terms and conditions apply. I always want to say that.”

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Andrew: “They need to own it.”

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Andrew: “tronc!”

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Andrew: “tronc!” #2

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Andrew: “tronc!” #3

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Andrew: “tronc! tronc!”

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Andrew: “We bought our tickets and we took the ride.”

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Andrew and Luke: Genevieve quote/unquote loves Andrew

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Andrew and Luke: “I wish I could just be a normal guy. Oh, Andrew.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s lean in, put pins in things (Yep), and circle back.”

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Luke: “After I pay for food, after I brush that dog off every morning to get the fur off her, after I lay my life down for her, I’m just chopped liver. Just chopped liver, here doing the podcart.”

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Luke: “And, we’re very shmoopy. I’ll just let people into our world, I hope she’s not embarrassed by this.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Go Browns’ Walsh”

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Luke: “As Dave Niehaus called it, ‘Grand Salami Time. Get out the rye bread and the mustard, Grandmama.'”

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Luke: “Hey, my dude.”

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Luke: “It’s like he has a yellow shadow named Rudy.”

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Luke: “Oh my God, Kyle Mooney, I’m such a fan!”

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew.”

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Luke: “Thank god I said, ‘WWW’.”

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Luke: “tronc”

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Luke: “tronc!”

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Luke: “Well, spoiler alert… it ain’t muscles.”

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Luke: “What the bleep”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have you been following this tronc thing, (Yes!) Andrew? (Yes!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I done gave up and went for a swim. Have they ever been swimming laps. Three exclamation points. Okay, I’m having trouble figuring where things go from the literal to the figurative.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I want to be judge, Judy and executioner. Oh, write it down! Oh, that’s good!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, yes. (Yeah) Message received!”

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Luke and Andrew: Shit-shat and endearing to the remaining listener of the show

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The Drop: “Andrew, I know you’re busy and you do a great job producing TBTL; but, I miss the Easter Eggs you used to include at the end of each episode. Signed, The Drop.”

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Andrew: “Daytime Emmy Winning Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “Daytime Rasta Banana Winning Luke Burbank here”

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Andrew: “Fast food? Here we go!”

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Andrew: “I told you, I don’t compete.”

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Andrew: “I’m the dishwasher around here, I don’t need competition from that damn robot.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Oh my God. What? No more drinking before TBTL.”

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Andrew: “Oh no, it’s coming back! Oh-everybody’s like, ‘Oh no!'”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “There’s just no way I’m gonna make this; but, if I don’t win that banana, I’m sleeping on the boat tonight. Like, how, how did I get here?”

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Andrew: “You’re the world’s best chuffenator.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is having a laugh

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Luke: “Banner, banner Blursday”

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Luke: Doing an impression of Bill Clinton mis-remembering a scene from Pulp Fiction

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Luke: Doing an impression that veered into one of John Travolta

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Luke: “Excuse me America, do you mind?”

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Luke: “Hip-ha-cracy”

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Luke: “I’ll be chuffing it up on the put-put course.”

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Luke: “In the words of Gary Busey, ‘Why not!!?'”

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Luke: “It came down wet!”

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Luke: Saying “Hello, can I speak to Lauren?” in a funny accent

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Luke: “This is hungover Luke now.”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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