Clips From TBTL #2132: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And, the quarterback is toast!”

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Luke: “Art!”

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Luke: “Because, this is great podcasting.”

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Luke: “But I am, obviously, I’m a rounding error on this thing.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Fuck art!”

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Luke: “Good morning, my dude.”

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Luke: “I am now officially a Daytime Emmy winner; and, I expect the respect, Andrew, that that title deserves. Thank you very much.”

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Luke: “I pop in, or as we like to say now, I dip in, say some inflammatory things about video games, and then I dip out. That’s, that’s what Burbank do.”

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Luke: “It’s like, we just need to take the humble out of brag.”

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Luke: “Just a little surprise falls into your lap. The universe just drops you a little, just a little blessing.”

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Luke: “Just grinding it out on a Hump Day.”

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Luke: “Just to gild that lily”

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Luke: “Like, Bugs Meany’s gang was called The Tigers, but they should have been called The Teabags; because, they were always in hot water.”

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew.”

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Luke: “Oh, my god.”

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Luke: “Portland, Oregon, The Bay City”

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Luke: Saying “What we have here is a failure to communicate.” in a “Dixiecrat” accent

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Luke: “That’s, that’s what Burbank do.”

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Luke: “The numerology, the symbology, even the astrology”

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Luke: “Well, I, I, I’m, I’m, I’m into the system, I’ve hacked into the mainframe. And, the quarterback is toast!”

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Luke: “What about changing my name, legally, to ‘Daytime Emmy Award Winning TM, Luke Burbank’?”

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Luke: “What, I kind of, sometimes, causes a hard eye roll, is the, the pretzel that people will twist themselves into. By the way, I may be in just such a pretzel here, in that I’m talking, trying to talk about it in a, ‘Yeah, whatever’ way; but now, twenty minutes later, we’re still talking about it.”

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Luke: “Yeah, whatever.”

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Luke: “You have got to be kidding me. This is bullshit.”

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Luke and Andrew: “A real Rube Goldburbank machine. Oh-ho-ho, thank you! I needed a show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew quipped about Luke’s ex-wife not wanting to spend the rest of her life with Luke

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Luke and Andrew: “At some point, I basically lost my nerve. Oh, good.”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, me being an idiot, you know, I’m like, ‘Uh, I wanna see the US and the US must be the best at this.’ (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s hope that the dog doesn’t go for door #3. Right! Right! Which is, my dong. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was 0 for 4. What’s his name?”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was ODB? That was Osirus? That was Dirt McGirt? That was Big Baby Jesus? Yes, now listen… I did not know that.”

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Clips From TBTL #2132: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “And I’m not, I’m not just being, like, kind of a scaredy wiener here”

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Andrew: “Art!”

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Andrew: “Booyah!”

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Andrew: “But that’s not true.”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!”

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Andrew: “I, I say this, maybe giving ourselves too much credit, but it was the most TBTL thing I’ve ever heard.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, I ruined today’s show.”

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Andrew: “It’s a long podcast.”

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Andrew: “Just get me something. You know what I like! Just get me somethin’.”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Okay.”

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Andrew: Saying “Okay, now that’s art! I can get behind that.” in an odd accent

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That was the worst imitation you could possibly imagine.”

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Andrew: “Well, being the real winner I am”

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Andrew: “What the hell is that guy’s name?”

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Andrew: “Whoa.”

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Andrew and Luke: Early Two-thousand Fortian

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Andrew and Luke: Little penises, penis water bottles and penis straws

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, just, the royal you. Mmm-hmm. Uh, whatever.”

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Clips From TBTL #2131: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Alky-hol”

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Luke: “Are you ready to hang ten, cowabunga, dude?”

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Luke: “Baby steps”

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Luke: “Better ice cream. Better ingredients. Papa Andrew’s.”

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Luke: “Better sunscreen. Better results. Papa John’s.”

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Luke: Blowing a razz

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Luke: “Bran, get your shit together. Warg into something useful, please.”

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Luke: “But, like a true Tubthumper, she got up again.”

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Luke: “Come on, Khaleesi.”

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: Cute Chuckle #2

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: Discombobulated and Recombobulated

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Luke: “Exactly!”

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Luke: “Fresh clams!”

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Luke: “Give me a brark!”

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Luke: “Hide your shame”

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Luke: “I couldn’t get enough of them in my chip hole”

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Luke: “I’m not, I’m not as think you drunk I am”

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Luke: “I’ve lived that nightmare.”

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Luke: “Let me take the Express Train to Crunk City.”

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Luke: Making shofar sounds

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Luke: “Once you pop, you can’t stop. Why? Cuz we have a big fucking team of scientists making sure you can’t.”

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Luke: “Or my rarea”

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Luke: Saying “Really?” in a falsetto voice

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Luke: Saying “Yeah, exactly!” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Singing “She’s going hungry. She’s going hungry!” and saying “Sorry.”

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Luke: Singing “What a girl wants, what a girl needs”

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Luke: Speaking in a falsetto voice

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Luke: “They’re coo'”

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Luke: “Uncle Benjen!”

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Luke: “Well… Oh, goodness.”

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Luke: “Westeros pauses for no man, and no holiday.”

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Luke: “What the fark”

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Luke: “Why does this ice cream have a beard?”

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Luke: “You are gonna love the living tweedle out of this guy (You are gonna love the living tweedle out of this)”

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Luke: “You sound like you’re ready for summer, my friend.”

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Luke and Andrew: Burbank Springs Swimming Pool is Ready and Daddy Has His Needs

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Luke and Andrew: “Damn, you hair fine! (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t hide your parsnip chips in the cupboard, bro. Could you hide those parsnip chips in the… Just kidding.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is paid by Big Hypertension

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Clips From TBTL #2131: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “A theory of mine, to the degree that I am funny”

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Andrew: “BTDubs”

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Andrew: “Hey, listen, I’m an idiot. If I get something something wrong, I’ll make fun of myself. I think Genevieve really likes to be right.”

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Andrew: “His dad is a real dick nozzle.”

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Andrew: “Holy cow!”

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Andrew: “I just feel like you’re the first sane person I’ve talked to in a week.”

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Andrew: “I must love chips.”

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Andrew: “I really don’t understand adult things.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna throw something on you here.”

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Andrew: “I’m probably gonna lose you here.”

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Andrew: “I’m so God damn sick of that trope!”

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Andrew: “Let’s not call ourselves ‘daddy’.”

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Andrew: “Let’s see if I can live up to that. Hell of an introduction. Hey, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Look who’s coming to dinner.”

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Andrew: “My brain was just one big eye roll… yeah.”

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Andrew: “Ooh!”

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Andrew: Saying “I like another thing with the rum and the juice.” in a slurred manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “This season on Punked: Horn Hill!”

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Andrew: Trying to remember to do something but already forgot something else

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Andrew: “Ütz!”

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Andrew: “Vieves and I got into a fight on the podcast, that was not fake and continues to this day.”

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Andrew: “We know what boats are. Thanks.”

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Andrew: “Wham-bam”

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Andrew: “What, what the hell’s going on?”

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Andrew: “You’re balding, but you still have… I’m sorry, we don’t use the B word.”

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Andrew and Luke: “A man must pay his rent. Exactly!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wonders how much fried chicken he could eat without shame kicking in

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Andrew and Luke: “There are dozens of us… Dozens!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Tommen is such a God damn idiot! Aww. I love little Tommen. How do you love Tommen!?! The guy’s an idiot!”

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Dreamcatcher and Dream Court Segment Intro Drops

The Dreamcatcher and Dream Court segments came about after Luke and Andrew started talking about their dreams and people started to send in their own dreams, which were read on the podcast. Both segments have their respective intro drops.

Both drops start off with Kenan Thompson playing Steve Harvey during an Saturday Night Live skit where the American Idol cast is pitted against the cast from The Voice in a game of Celebrity Family Feud; in which, Kenan says “You look like a dreamcatcher came to life.”

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The Dreamcatcher segment intro drop then continues with a portion of the Dreamcatcher song from the musical of the same name.

Dreamcatcher by John Jacobson and Mark Brymer

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The Dream Court segment intro uses a portion of the “Night Court” theme.

Night Court Theme

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Since both segment intro drops are usually played as Luke and/or Andrew are talking, I had to resort to doing my best to recreate the drops based on the clips above.

Dreamcatcher Segment Intro

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Dream Court Segment Intro

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Clips From TBTL #2130

With #2130 being aired on Memorial Day, Luke and Andrew do a little bit of chatting and then played the Cereal special show, #1727.

 

Andrew: Andrew could not say “I am a talking robot.” in a robot voice without cracking up

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Andrew: Andrew should not do a Casey Kasem impression

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Andrew: “God dang it!”

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Andrew: “God dang it! That’s-a no good.”

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Andrew: “God, I love to putter a little bit.”

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Andrew: “I am a talking robot.”

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Andrew: “I think I have a power out, ready? You ready? I am a talking robot.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, you’re napping!”

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Andrew: Singing “Off to a hot start this holiday.”

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Andrew: “Yea-ha-ha-ha-ha-eah”

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Andrew: “Yeah!”

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Luke: “A putterer in the streets and a mutterer in the sheets.”

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Luke: “I’m gonna vote for staying home and doing jack squat! So, that’s, that’s my plan for the weekend”

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Luke: “Jack squat!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “The point is, I’m a pretty big deal, Andrew; and, as you go around Portland, just drop my name early and often and see where it gets you. I’m sure that it’ll almost be nowhere.”

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Luke: “This is what will go down in history as, ‘The Weekend of the Nap’.”

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Luke: “What?!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is, I’m channeling my inner Walsh. Mmm-hmm, sounds like it.”

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