Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Because, it is for real.”

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Andrew: “Bullshit, Finn Brunton!”

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Andrew: “Carbuncle and barnacle. You see my confusion!”

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Andrew: “Hey!”

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Andrew: “I don’t give a shit, Jimmy Kimmel.”

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Andrew: “I guess I was saying that as half a spoof. Two and a half spoo… One and a half spoofs.”

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Andrew: “Kids, earmuffs for a second.”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I get jokes. I get jokes.”

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Andrew: “Nobody can get bogged down in IT problems.”

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Andrew: Singing “Pop-Up Video”

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Andrew: “Sydney Leather”

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Andrew: “This is about to be the rantings of just like an old man who’s no longer at all relevant; as if, I ever were.”

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Andrew: “Yes!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew got half a spoof

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Andrew and Luke: Josh The IT Specialist

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Luke: “And then, what if there was some butt stuff he wasn’t into?”

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Luke: “Au contraire mon frère”

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Luke: “I am not Golluming the way I typically are.”

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Luke: “If Luke can say it, Andrew can do it.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Li’l Faces”

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Luke: “No shit, Sherlock!”

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Luke: “Pod-dog (Perro) is balled up behind me, per ush.”

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Luke: “Screw you!”

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Luke: “Shaun T really did a number on me on Sunday; but, I’m here and ready to go”

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Luke: Singing “Lovitz, would you like some sausage?”

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Luke: Singing “Young Bobby!”

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Luke: “The struggle is for real.”

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Luke: “This is a hot property, bruh!”

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Luke: “This show is turning into a real carbuncle.”

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Luke: “Wrong emphasis… Wrong emphasis on the wrong syllable.”

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Luke: “Yuck”

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Luke and Andrew: Describing how Ron Upshaw responded to a question ask on how TBTL was started

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Luke and Andrew: “I was a little Bizmissive. You were a little Bizmissive.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna re-pick your nit. Eww.”

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Luke and Andrew: “They’d shiznit their pants? Yes! Why didn’t I say that exactly?”

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Andrew: “And instead of just, like, keeping that in the back of my brain, I was so relaxed that it just came out.”

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Andrew: “Are you just kind of like so just warm in the jacuzzi that you’re farting?”

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Andrew: “Awww, what an eye roll moment.”

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Andrew: “Bubba the Luke Sponge”

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Andrew: Dejected “Ohh”

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Andrew: “Don’t let my first words of the show ever derail you, because it’s probably my brain just scrambling for some words.”

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Andrew: “Everyday I listen to your intro, mmmm-mostly… half-listen to your intro.”

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Andrew: “God, this is just like TBTL!”

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Andrew: “Hey, it’s Mark Z. You okay, buddy?”

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Andrew: “I cannot, I cannot believe”

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Andrew: “I think it’s getting perverted”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No, you can’t do that, you can’t change it! This is the stuff that we’ve loved all this time!”

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Andrew: Saying “That’s the joke” in a funny accent

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Andrew: Saying “You’ve changed” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Well…”

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Andrew and Luke: Doan-khan Donuts

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Andrew and Luke: Public radio listeners with their oats and tote bags

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: “Don’t you dare, ugly man, hurt my mother.”

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Luke: “He’s a jerk with no redeeming qualities.”

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Luke: “Here you go little podcaster, let me tell you a thing or two.”

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Luke: “I’m-a, I’m a family man, I’m a Christian. I don’t support hom(m)osexuality, I don’t support abortion.”

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Luke: “Make the radio man fly!”

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh”

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Luke: “The pre-eminent wingman in podcarting”

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Luke: Whistling and saying “Steve Nelson”

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Luke: “You were in a radio jacuzzi and you were so relaxed that you had farted.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Candy. Cars. Go! Candy! Cars! Go!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Could we call the show, ‘Pretty Intriguing’? No; because, that would be false advertising.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think this as an Andrew move, I hope you’re not offended by this. I’m really tempted to… I plan on going in the corner, crying and wetting myself. Ohh.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Interesting to probably nobody, not even including you. Okay then, I’m gonna take off my headphones. You got this? Sure.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Make the radio man fly! That’s what I was gonna say.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s your way of trying to get me to shut up. No, no!”

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Andrew: “Aww, I got fingered.”

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Andrew: “But, if you’ve got big meat mitts like me”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be straight up with you, this is gonna make you a healthier person and probably a slightly more annoying person.”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be some hippy-dippy person here.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, I’m already nosing my way into your project. God damn it, I’m the worst!”

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Andrew: “No, God damn it, I want to see how this T thing works.”

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Andrew: “Oh my god, I’m the judgiest judge when it comes to that stuff.”

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Andrew: Reading Luke’s new full name

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Andrew: “This is a secret, by the way. Nobody tell Genevieve.”

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Andrew: “Those stupid chickens!”

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Andrew: “What the heck!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I tried to use one of those last weekend, and I was pretty ripshit.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Clean Jerk! Jerk and clean? Clean and jerk? Maybe that was… I know it has a dirty sounding name. Yes. Yeah.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, I have a feeling that this is one of those segments that makes me feel better about myself, so (Yes) got for it!”

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Luke: “Andrew Young Walsh, known mostly for his drawing of tall ships.”

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Luke: “I don’t go to Crunk City as much.”

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Luke: “If I had a Native American name, it would be ‘Brings Workout Clothes And Does Not Use Them’.”

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Luke: “If Robert Redford had been to my house, I would legally change my name to ‘Robert Redford Came To My House’ Burbank.”

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Luke: Saying “The enormity of their flat brains” in a bad German accent

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Luke: “You know what, Andrew? Tonight, you’re the designated stinker.”

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Luke and Andrew: “All the news that’s fit to make Luke not feel good about exercising. All the news that’s fit to remind Andrew that he doesn’t fit into his pants.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we get real on a Friday? Sure.”

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Luke and Andrew: “My garbage can full of shame. Yeah, your shamecan.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s why I made the reservation! (Right.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “WWLD. And then, DO: Do the Opposite. Right. That’s a Luke Burbank Do and an Andrew Walsh Don’t. This is so confusing.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Ohhh”

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Andrew: “Esquire”

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Andrew: “God, dang!”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “Here’s the reason why I ask. Umm, I didn’t have anything else to say. No!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, I’m just talking out of my ass.”

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Andrew: “I need a moment”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna take a sharp, sharp, sharp left turn here”

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Andrew: “It is killing me. It is God damn killing me.”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Exactly!” like a parrot

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Andrew: “Oh my God, I’m blanking on my childhood cat’s name. This is not good.”

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Andrew: Reading a checklist of items to bring for the trip to St. Paul

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Andrew: Saying “Venn diagram!” like a parrot

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Andrew: “Shit be complicated.”

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Andrew: “That ain’t right!”

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Andrew: “That rat wronged me.”

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Andrew: “This is not good.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, why?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew explaining why his childhood cat was named Alex

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Andrew and Luke: “I wish I could be like you and live my life with no regrets. How do you mean?”

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Luke: “A-skibb-a-dee-doo!”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “I’m gonna doff my cap to you, good sir.”

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Luke: “I’m gonna Trump it up for a second here”

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Luke: Imitating Yakov Smirnoff “In Soviet Russia, dog walks you!”

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Luke: “Just living that LA life, that La-La life out there with all the fruits and nuts.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh my God in heaven.”

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Luke: “Ohh, God bless it.”

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Luke: “Orang-utan”

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Luke: “So, I don’t know Andrew, I’m a mess.”

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Luke: “Sometimes you eat a b(e)ar”

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Luke: “Speaking of confusing the issue”

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Luke: “We call him ‘Young Walsh'”

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Luke: “We’ve got to do something about Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew sings the Dream Court/Night Court theme after Luke tells Andrew not to play the song

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna throw out possible names (Oh my God) and you tell me if we’re getting warmer. This is going to be horrid, (Mr. Whiskers) this is going to be worse. Oh yeah, that was it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh! Oh! Ohhhhhhh! Sometimes you eat the bear!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sometimes you eat the Moleskine, sometimes the Moleskine eats you. Well… why you gotta swear so much Luke.”

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???: Snap and Clap

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Andrew: “Back at it again!”

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Andrew: Drawn Out “I”

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Andrew: “Here, I have a power out for you.”

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Andrew: “I relinquish the floor.”

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Andrew: “No, don’t apologize for that. I think you’re right.”

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Andrew: “The Top Story was: Andrew Got Kissed!”

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Andrew: “Ugh!”

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Andrew: “What does erstwhile mean?”

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Andrew: “When I first met vega- When I first met vegan, she was Genevieve for a while.”

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Andrew: “You are literally, Rob Lowe!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is this gonna get naughty? Nope!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, that’s her I think. Her? Who? Who? Her?”

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Luke: “A daisy chain of free macchiatos?”

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Luke: “Aaaagghh!!!”

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Luke: “And now, The Luke Burbank Show!”

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Luke: “Corn tortil-la”

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Luke: “Damn Daniel, that looks cool.”

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Luke: “God, you’ll never let this go. You bought me a, you bought me a $4.50 coffee, then you tipped a dollar and the change. We get it, it was on the show, we all heard it.”

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Luke: “Great question!”

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Luke: “I don’t want to, I don’t want to go negative on this.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank, I’m your host. Verbal Tap Dancer Extraordinaire.”

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Luke: Playing clip of a computer voice saying “Hey there Fireball”

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Luke: Singing “Going Up The Country” by Canned Heat

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Luke: Singing “How Do I Live Without You”

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Luke: Singing “Shorty”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “That story is just… Oh, man. It is just full of dazzling details.”

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Luke: “Tortil-la”

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Luke: “Well, we bring you our Bottom Story now, in the last eleven minutes of the program.”

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Luke: “Where were you?”

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Luke: “Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did we just become best friends? Did we just become best friends?!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve got it here, gee! Come on!”

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Luke and Andrew: VBA: Vegan Before Andrew

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