Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: Andrew was not quite sure how long ago Watergate happened

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Andrew: “But, I smelled the pumpkin pie.”

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Andrew: “Can I, can I be honest with you–no.”

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Andrew: “Can you hear this? No, of course you can’t; because, that’s the sound of egg nog and egg nog doesn’t make a sound.”

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Andrew: “Cleveland, I’m in you!”

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Andrew: “Dig it.”

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Andrew: “Hey guys! Thank you, thank you for listening.”

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Andrew: “I did a little premature turkey gobbling there.”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. Does this involve Rudy?”

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Andrew: “That’s good.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew tries to talk over Luke playing David Bowie’s ‘Golden Years’ but Luke wasn’t having any of that

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Andrew and Luke: “Did your dad really write that? Is he… Yes!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke forgot that Andrew had to fly out on Friday to get up to Seattle for TBTL 2K

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, no. Are you serious, as we speak, (Yeah!) you’re watching this? They’re gonna drown.”

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Andrew and Luke: One of Andrew’s favorite TBTL moments is when he instant gobbled Luke and Marsupial Gurgle name drop

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Andrew and Luke: TBTL 2K may have to be cancelled because of Luke seeing a deer’s prives

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah. What!?! Yeah!”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Ebenezer’ Walsh”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Happy Janksgiving!”

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Luke: “I can’t. I can’t, I can’t unsee it man. I can’t unsee it.”

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Luke: “Jank you India”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Listing out the emojis his father sent

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Luke: “Never Again. Never Forget. Burbank Strong.”

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Luke: “No!”

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Luke: Singing “After these messages, we’ll be right back.”

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Luke: “Something, something strong.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And very upsetting… You sound so upset!”

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Luke and Andrew: Egg Nog is a Christmas drink, not a Thanksgiving drink

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saw something quite upsetting while doing the show involving two deer

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Luke and Andrew: “You’d never forget seeing a deer try to hump another deer. Yeah!”

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Andrew: “But, this, this advertising campaign is God damn ridiculous!”

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Andrew: “First time I’ve ever really boycotted the show.”

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Andrew: “I don’t consider a giant meatball, open-face sandwich… Calling that a sandwich is redonk!”

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Andrew: “I thought I was being Burbankian in wanting to tell a story about the wind. Umm, no. That was making fun me more than you.”

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Andrew: “Luke, give me a chance to talk!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I wish I could teach every kid about insecurity.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew boycotted the show until Luke played the “Are you going to finish that croissant?” drop

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Andrew and Luke: “I was thinking that I was kind of being Burbankian in how I feel about… This better be a good thing. Whatever you say next, better be freaking awesome.”

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Andrew and Luke: “If you’ve gotta kick anything out of the sandwich family, I think it’s an open-face sandwich; because, even as a kid (Yes!) I recognize that as bullshit.”

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Andrew and Luke: Walshian vs Burbankian perspective on life

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, this is where I go back to my Burbankianism… This better be good.”

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Luke: “And on the 8th day, the bartender rested.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hodor Go Browns’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Meh. Okay.”

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Luke: “Really?”

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Luke: “Stop arguing with me.”

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Luke: “The seating is limited here in Chateau de Burbank.”

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Luke and Andrew: “God, I love doing this show sometimes! When you’re right? Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Here’s what’s wrong with public radio, Andrew. Here we go.”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “I’d like to teach the world to not like (To cry) itself.”

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Andrew: “‘Cause again, annoying Batman inside me.”

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Andrew: “Doing what I’m doing now, which is giving a million words when only five are needed.”

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Andrew: “I can stop a, I can stop a show like a… Anyway, I can’t even finish that thought.”

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Andrew: “Okay, that’s good enough.”

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Andrew: “That’s not bad, Burbank.”

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Andrew: “This is a very Walshian/Burbankian moment”

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Andrew: “This is great! Great.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Seventy percent of the business comes from people who don’t leave their vehicles, you lazy (Just like…) effing slobs! You slightly mobile shut-ins.”

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Andrew and Luke: “TBTL Raw. Yeah. TBTL Rough and Raw!”

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Luke: “Alright, hello! Test, test, 1, 2. Voice, happening. Podcast, beginning.”

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Luke: “Fire another round of cheese sticks, Burbank is here!”

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Luke: “Like I kept trying to figure a non-douchey way to explain to this person, that I knew about this dumpling before they did. I’ve been eating this dumpling for five years!”

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Luke: Saying “Adjusting my meds” while doing the McDonald’s jingle

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Luke: Saying “You gotta be kidding me!” a la Tommy Rizzo

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Luke: “Shout out to our homies in the struggle.”

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Luke: “This ain’t my first rodeo, bring me the food!”

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Luke: “You’re not making a great life decision right now, Burbank.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I convert being corrected into pure rage. No… good. That’s good.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing bits of Coolio’s “Fantastic Voyage” and “Gangsta’s Paradise” while Andrew is trying to find a clip

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Luke and Andrew: Luke speaking like Alec Baldwin

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Luke and Andrew: “Show’s over. Show’s over. (Bye! Bye!) Show’s over.”

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Andrew: “‘Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman’ by Bryan Adams, you don’t deserve to be on this list!”

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Andrew: “Hello Luke Burbank. You’re so vain. You think the show is all about you.”

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Andrew: “It was the only one that really kind of said, ‘Andrew!’ It said, ‘Fireball!'”

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Andrew: “It’s a sick brag, bro.”

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Andrew: “Oh, great! Oh, sweet Jesus, that is such great news!”

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Andrew: “Oh, show off!”

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Andrew: “You just can’t just get a replacement Burbank around the corner, I guess.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, you don’t have to interview him?!? No! I’m not even… Oh, great! Oh, sweet Jesus, that is such great news! I thought that you had to… Obviously you’ve heard of my interviewing skills. Yeah, you’re not good!”

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Luke: “Cocaeene”

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Luke: “I think it’s gonna be a real, a real kick in the pants, Andrew.”

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Luke: “I was not finger picking good, Andrew…”

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Luke: “Let me clear my throat”

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Luke: “Lord willin’ and the creeks don’t rise.”

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Luke: “May your hydrostatic pressure stay low; and, may your conversations with Jimmy Page be fruitful and not covering old territory.”

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank and I’m your nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughy-head, stuffy, fever podcast host.”

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Luke: “YOLO, and all of that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like, shut up. Yeah, it is like, shut up.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke loses his segues skills when on NyQuil

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Andrew: Andrew’s health talk touched a nerve with Rudy

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Andrew: “As you can tell, most of our references do come from the 90s.”

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Andrew: “Hmm”

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Andrew: “Huhhhhhhhh!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to use words, apparently, today.”

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Andrew: “It was like my cousin’s house, but it wasn’t my cousin’s house.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and Saying “Right.”

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Andrew: Making a comic rimshot sound

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Andrew: “Maybe I’m a mansplainer. Maybe I’m an Andysplainer. Maybe I’m a Louisplainer!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, the chocolate!”

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Andrew: “Such a McDonald head.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, don’t worry about it sweetie, it happens to everyone’s footing drains.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I got to.”

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Andrew: “You also have my cousin, huhhhhhhhh, Louis, who talks like this.”

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Andrew: “You know, I sound like a, I sound like kind of a wuss just repeating this over and over.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew couldn’t remember the name of a 90’s rapper and Luke trying to hypnotize Andrew into remembering

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew uses interesting imagery to describe the construction of a fort

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s leakage or seepage problems

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hollywood, California Got Sunshine’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Are you fortsplaining me right now?”

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Luke: “Back to the drawing board, Burbank.”

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Luke: “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my chocolate.”

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Luke: “Everything is a show title, if you lower your standards though.”

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Luke: Fiering Back

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Luke: “Fuck!”

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Luke: “Get off my lawn!”

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Luke: “I was making, you know, IPA when you were still in diapers!”

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Luke: “Oh, give me a brark!”

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Luke: Reciting “Look at these hands, they are my own, they’re not your’s, they’re my hands” from Jewel’s “Hands”

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Luke: “Rudy, don’t eat that!”

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Luke: Side effect of drinking coffee

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Luke and Andrew: Fortsplaining

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Luke and Andrew: “I actually like Donovan now thanks to you, my Barabajagal. (Ooof! Awwww.)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke asks if Andrew considers himself to be a smoker

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Luke and Andrew: Luke sings a bit of Michael McDonald’s “I Keep Forgetting” and Andrew calls Luke a “McDonald Head”

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Luke and Andrew: “One of these days Walsh, I’m actually gonna play an audio drop at the proper level. I don’t believe you, but I also don’t care. I like the show the way it is.”

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