Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Ahhh, piss”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Boop, boop, boop”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “But if I sound a little bit more dingus-y, let’s chalk it up to the technical issues.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Don’t mention the elephant, don’t mention the elephant, don’t mention the elephant.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Drawn out “I don’t know”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Drawn out: “Ohhh!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Emphasized “Really!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Flat “What!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Ha-ha!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh yeah”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That’ll be one of those things where I’ll try to remember, wait I’m supposed to remember this, and then this, and then this, and then I’ll just end up, my head will end up exploding.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That’s a real Andrew move. Just scowl. Maybe they see, maybe they don’t.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This is such an effing jam. It’s like bubble gum, I love it! I love it so much.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What! No, you don’t do that!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Yes, I know I’m an idiot, and I know that I often talk like a shit salesman with a mouth full of samples.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Yet, if I get caught breaking the law, like, that person is the worst G-D person that’s ever walked the face of the Earth. And, I would do anything to obliterate them and their family and it’s so unfair!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “And Scrappy too! And Scrappy too!!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Andrew Donovan’d Luke

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “If I can put on my Secretary of State ass-masking pants once again (Please)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Oh my God. When are you just going to fire me and then hire her? I don’t understand it, she’s the best!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Boop, boop, boop”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “How was your weekend, Mr. Dingus?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Luke’s Pro-tip for not getting parking tickets

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Sarcasm emoji”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Steve Harvey is not having that shit from white people”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I assume everyone I know is talking shit about me when I’m not in earshot. Yeah, sometimes when you are in earshot.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Luke attempting a drumroll sound

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Luke’s drumroll sound sounds like a motorboat

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “The 27th of July in the year of our Lord, 2015. Your Lord?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Continued Laughter

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t know”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing “Oh-he-he-heee!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh my God”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “My brain is… my brain… I was going to say that my brain doesn’t work that way, but maybe my brain just doesn’t work”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Nope.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Not for me”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Snorting

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Snorting #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Whispering “Oh my gosh”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Wow!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Andrew can’t stop giggling when reading possible show title “Diagnosis Offensive”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Like, do they have any other hits? Oh, yeah! Andrew, come on, you’re embarrassing yourself. I do that everyday on the show, I live under a rock.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “The sTens are the one you hate, right? No Luke, that’s you.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “What is Rammstein? Rammstein is just like a… It’s not for me.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “¡TchBurbs!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “¡TchKung!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “And he was feeling it!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Home boy, no parlez-vous français”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Isn’t it great, by the way, that the surfer’s named Mick, and the Scrabble savant’s is named Niles”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It’s not for me”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Saying “Alright, what’s this then?” in a Cockney accent

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Saying “Down Under” in a bad Australian accent

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing t.A.T.u’s “All The Things She Said”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing 3EB’s “How’s It Going To Be”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing 3EB’s “Jumper”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Sorry, not to diss”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “They’re only doing segments about Nigel. Sorry.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Everybody, all the time, is down with the cannabis”

MP3 | MPEG-4

Luke and Andrew: Luke is thinking about starting a band called “¡TchBurbs!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Luke repeatedly says the band name “¡TchKung!”

MP3 | MPEG-4

Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Alright, what this?” in a poor Cockney accent

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: The problem with packing a moving truck as if it were a game of Tetris

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “But, I am going to, kind of, pull that Burbank action”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “[Let’s] get the nose down on the negativity train, what say you Luke Burbank?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Imitating a Ten complaining about the Song of the Summer

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Let’s call them annual TPBs, is what I’ve been calling in my head, that stands for ‘turns in the punch bowls’. Sorry for the graphic language.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh man, I got too close to the Internet yesterday, Luke”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Short Chuckle

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Short Laugh

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Short Laugh #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Snorting

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That fires all kinds of great places in my brain”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “The negativity continued to just pile in to my Internet phone”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Woo-woo!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Andrew was still very sober at 5:19PM

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “By the way, the picnic is on August 19th. Umm, please join us. We’ll see you there, turds!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “How much for five happinesses, is what I would like to know. How much for one?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “I’ve ruined TBTL forever, haven’t I? No, you’ve spiced it up! How many days can I declare war on the listeners?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Oh, it’s worth sniffing at. It’s worth sniffing at all over the Internet!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Really!?!? Yeah.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “And I’m not like woo-woo, I’m not in to, I’m not particularly into spiritual stuff”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Faux surprised reaction

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It’s the best!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing “Oh”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Short Chuckle

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “That is what you need, bruh!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Woo-woo”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You need to try to take a vacation pretty frequently to just kind of, like, refresh your shit”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “And, by the way, possible show title: TBTL PBTs”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I get more because I just don’t put in for them. You’re lucky Steve not listening… Officially…”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Luke describes morbid rumination to Andrew

MP3 | MPEG-4

Luke and Andrew: Luke sounds like an off-brand Eddie Bauer catalog

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “No, but seriously, thanks for supporting the TBTL-a-thon everybody! I’ve ruined the… do you want to start over?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “The Burbs! Oh, I love The Burbs.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “The punch bowl turds… I would guess they would be called PBTens”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “There it is, there’s that pre-pain medicine Andrew that we all know and love. You love it when I get my blood up.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “They should really be PBTs, Punch bowl turds. Punch bowl turds!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “This is a very woo-woo thing to say, I understand this, but… Woo-woo!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Awesome Laugh

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Blah, blah, blah”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Damn it, does this hurt”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hair up, glasses on, through the Dockers, in the wiener. That’s what I asked for.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “He was just doing his act, damn it!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t what a TBTL is”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I hate to be a total wiener about this, but…”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I now have seven-pack abs; which, I didn’t know you could even have, but apparently they were on sale.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m actually enjoying this. My question is, I don’t know how to pull out of this…”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “If this is the first show you’ve listened to: Hi, my name is Andrew”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, okay.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Ooh, I don’t know, that’s not PC”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Sardonic Laughter

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “They ended giving me a shot in the butt”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What am I trying to say here”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Meatball Surgery

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: More on Brazilian butt cancer

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Let’s try to Feldman it and not Burbank and Walsh it”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “No.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Now I know what, maybe it’s giving me Brazilian butt cancer or something, but who knows.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Short Chuckle

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Was it pretty, daddy? When you saw the ocean, was it pretty?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “What!?!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Yeah, but religion is bullshit”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Hey, how is you ear? It’s alright, how’s your’s? (Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.) Not good, I can’t even hear the audio drops when I play them.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Hi, my name is Luke, a hearing impaired podcast host. And, also known as Bobo.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Hot Start

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Jam that thing through my Dockers? I’m pretty sure if I had said, ‘jam that thing through my Dockers,’ they would have asked me to find another walk-in clinic.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Luke didn’t hear his “wicked talented” drop play and spoke over it

MP3 | MPEG-4