Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1894

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Andrew: “Are you about to throw Phyllis under the bus?”

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Andrew: “But listen, I’m not here to poo on Jennifer Gardner (sic)”

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Andrew: “Holy macaroni!”

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Andrew: “I can, I can barely keep the show afloat”

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Andrew: “I think Jennifer Garner acts with her forehead too much”

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Andrew: Introducing Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman

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Andrew: “Just like, bam!”

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Andrew: “The dog’s name is actually Berryhill Thinking Man’s Crumpet”

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Andrew: “Yes!!!”

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Andrew: “You are in great hands, you’re in my hands. You’re in my big, meaty paws. Sorry, let’s get to the part where we stop talking about my hands.”

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Andrew: “You are so mad at this story. You are so mad at this story!”

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Andrew and John Moe: “Well, thanks for explaining this to me and answering a bunch of, a million questions that probably took all of the fun out of something you find joy in.”

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Andrew and Stu: “Know what? Good talk, good talk Stu! Thanks, I’m actually over it, I’m really looking forward to our adventure.”

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Andrew and Stu: Whispering computer voice saying “Save a horse, ride a Burbank” will haunt your nightmares

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John Moe: “What the fuck did I just watch, is what I thought”

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John Moe and Andrew: “Can you swear on this show by the way, Andrew? Ah, yes.”

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John Moe and Andrew: “Can you swear on this show by the way, Andrew? Ah, yes. What the fuck did I just watch, is what I thought”

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Robot Voice: “Sharp-shot by the Stu-bot”

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Stu: “Berryhill Thinking Man’s Crumpet”

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Stu: “Cuz her name is fucking Sophie, it’s a normal dog name. Not, Nottingham Science Person Bagel Bite, I mean it’s not…”

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Stu: “Jesus Christ!!!”

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Stu: Mimicking “El Ropo” whistle and saying “Cost overrun”

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Stu: “Ride a horse, save a Burbank”

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Stu: “She’s a forehead actor”

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Stu: Sighing

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Stu: “They, at some point, agreed to name this defenseless animal, this stupid God-damn name”

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Stu: “We have a dog, her name is Sophie. She’s a good girl, yes she is, she’s a very goo… Who’s a good girl? Sophie’s a good girl!”

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Stu: “With Meadowlark Super Genius Biscotti here”

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Clips From TBTL #1893

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Andrew: “Hey, don’t ice me, bro”

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Andrew: “Hey, you want me to put the negative nose down on the positivity train?”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “You okay, buddy?”

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Andrew: “Okay”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Speaking like Rachel Dolezal as if she found out Luke unfollowed her on Twitter

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Andrew and Luke: “You said you’re in New York City… New York City?”

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Luke: “Fuck yeah”

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Luke: “I don’t, I don’t know if I was… drunk?”

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Luke: “I like to zig when everyone else has zigged”

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Luke: Luke tries to torture the listeners by singing The Kinks’s “Tired of Waiting for You”

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Luke: “People know how hashtags work, duh”

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Luke: “Stop turning me into a machine, automated ice maker!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew plays “Stop Your Sobbing” and Luke tries to sing-along with the song

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Luke and Andrew: “Get the nose up on the Negativity Train, bro!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke couldn’t figure out a way to naturally transition from one story to the next

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Luke and Andrew: Luke may not have used the right choice of words

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Luke and Andrew: Luke starts singing “Picturebook” before Andrew starts playing the song

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Luke and Andrew: Negativetown and Negativity Train

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Luke and Andrew: They have reached the last trimester of the show

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Luke and Andrew: Too many brats

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Luke and Andrew: “What to expect when you’re expecting a podcast to let you down”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1892

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Andrew: “It’s going to be, let’s see, WALS, because that’s the first part of my last name and I’m an egomaniac”

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew: “Phyllis Fletcher, I’m feeling… This is unplanned, but I’m feeling a little role-playing coming on”

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Andrew and Phyllis: Andrew still drives around with a shoe box filled with CDs in his car

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Andrew and Phyllis: Andrew would have been shadow-boxing with strawmen

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Andrew and Phyllis: “But my reaction on Friday was basically, ‘damned straight!’. I guess that’s an interesting choice of words”

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Phyllis: “…a musician who’s been on ‘Buke’s’ other show, Live Wire”

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Phyllis: “I was grubbing, dude!”

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Phyllis: Imitating her phone’s ringtone

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Phyllis and Andrew: Singing the “On The Media” theme intro

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Phyllis and Andrew: “WALS. WALS bringing you the hits from 1988 and 1989”

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Clips From TBTL #1891

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Andrew: “Alright, let’s get on with this, I feel very small right now”

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Andrew: “Every time I hear ‘News You Can Lose’, I get a little giggle fit”

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Andrew: “I am here. I want you to know that I’m here and present for you”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I love doing the dishes”

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Andrew: “Lay it on me”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “Oh man, this is news that I can lose”

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Andrew: “The answer to this question is actually, if I can find it… I can’t find it”

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Andrew and Luke: “I am a camper”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ohh, I have so much information you don’t have”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is like the saddest story I’ve ever heard you tell. This is more like a story that I would tell. This is very much an ‘Oh, Andrew’ story”

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Andrew and Luke: Uncanny Valley between disposal and “disposall”

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Chris Hayes: Chris explained that Marc Maron’s WTF stands for “Why The Face”

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Chris Hayes: “Yeah, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to quite drop this sledgehammer of heaviness into this, our light-hearted news quiz”

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Chris Hayes, Luke and Andrew: Chris can’t explain the game that they are playing

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Luke: “If I’ve learned one thing living 39 years on this little, this blue marble”

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Luke: “We never get mired in those La Brea tarpits of conversation”

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Luke: Yelling as if he were 9 “I’m not part of your camp!”

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Susie Burbank: “Love it, Luke!”

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Clips From TBTL #1890

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Andrew: “Are you really wearing sweatpants right now, bursting sweatpants?”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’m being stupid here”

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Andrew: “…I just got drunk in the past 30 seconds”

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Andrew: “I know, I know”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry to, mate, to take us so off track for such a lame joke”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I don’t know”

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Andrew: “So, if you’ve been sitting on an OPP”

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Andrew: “You don’t say ‘Our Lord in Heaven’ a lot”

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Andrew and Luke: “And our Lord in heaven certainly doesn’t approve of either (Thank you)”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew confuses Luke by saying “tee-enn-ess”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew didn’t know how to pronounce “naïveté”

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Luke: “Elena Kagen comes out with a t-shirt gun, just fires them into the crowd”

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Luke: Fakes out the listeners

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Luke: “FAQ Me Amadeus”

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Luke: “FAQ Me!”

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Luke: “I could sing you a song about Lamb of God”

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Luke: “I don’t even actually feel good saying this right now, because a lot of listeners are gonna go ‘Hey, that’s a great idea. Why don’t you do that five days a week, dombass?'”

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Luke: “Not on my bricks, y’all! That didn’t work”

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Luke: “Probably”

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Luke: Singing 2 Unlimited’s “Get Ready For This”

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Luke: “So, listen with those ears”

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Luke: “That was me, searching quinoa on the fly, Andrew Walsh. I want some credit for that.”

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Luke: “Very, very, very, very… very”

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Luke: “Who gives half of one fuck?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I share this story with you… (You better!)”

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Clips From TBTL #1889

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Andrew: “And I think, 1, 6 and 11 are the keys… I think”

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Andrew: Funny “Yeah”

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Andrew: “I keep putting garbage into my router and it’s not speeding it up”

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Andrew: “I’m listening to the show, hearing my countdown clock tick down to the moment where I’ve gotta spread this brilliance”

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Andrew: “Oh, today is my 24nd”

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Andrew: “See, you’re goading me into breaking the key to the show”

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Andrew: “Show title!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “Time is a flat spoiler”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew missed an “up the ass” colonoscopy joke

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Luke: “A ‘Wed-nes-da'”

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Luke: “And there you go, those are the keys to the show!”

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Luke: “Hi, it’s ‘Wens-da’!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke noticed another typo on his TBTL notes sheet: “June 24nd”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke talks in the manner of Jay “The Bone” Buhner speaks in a truck ad

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I’m really talking out of my colonoscopy here. Yeah…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry, I’m a little giddy, slappy and snotty”

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Luke and Andrew: “The hurt feelings of them saying he had syphilis dick. Like how…Show title!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, you’re peak Walsh, you’ve hit peak Walsh. Yes… but I think the listeners have hit peak Walsh right about now”

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