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TBTL #1868: Luke Trying to Clear an Itch in the Back of His Throat

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While Luke and Andrew were recording TBTL #1868, either allergies or something else caused Luke to have an itch in the back of his throat, in a place that it’s not easy to scratch. In all of his grace, Luke tried to clear out that itch and made a very, very interesting sound on air, as it were.

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Here’s the clip with Luke making the sound in context:

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Luke would later try to create the sound…

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Steve Neuman, aka Stu-Bot, posted a card on the Infinite Guest Twitter feed trying to “textualize” the sound:

I decided to hop on the fun and created this “meme” image, based on a photo taken by James Bailey:

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Clips From TBTL #1868

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Andrew: “…are you interesting if you watch TV? Clearly, the answer is no.”

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Andrew: “Everybody’s like ‘woohoo'”

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Andrew: “How did I get this job?!?”

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Andrew: “If the Pope is going to get all Huckabee on it”

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Andrew: In some circles, Andrew’s nickname was “Alien Nation”

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Andrew: “Oh God, yeah!”

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Andrew: Snorting Sound

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Andrew: “The fanciest lad in all of Koreatown”

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Andrew: “Yay!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s more classy”

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Andrew: “You haven’t lived until you’ve zested a lemon”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew finds something that he knows about: TV

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew trying to correctly guess the “Blossom” TV theme song

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew trying to figure out how to say “for you” in Spanish

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Andrew and Luke: “Last week…That’s enough out of you”

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Luke: “Geez Louise, this is serious business”

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Luke: “Good, good, fresh, fresh, talking about the very best…Taco Time”

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Luke: “I am the podcaster that mounts the (inaudible)”

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Luke: “I feel like such a gourmand”

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Luke: “My friend, Andrew ‘Hollywood Fireball’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Okay, TBTL.” (Cleaned-up Version)

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Luke: “The piece de resistance. The coup de naw.”

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Luke: “Well, that was pathetic”

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Luke: Whispering “I hate that song so much”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is a lonely guy and wants to hear your voices

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Luke and Andrew: Appropriate music for Dream Court

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Luke and Andrew: Cock Merchant and Belated Cock Merchant Warning

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Luke and Andrew: “Just imagine someone in Guatemala saying ‘Okay, TBTL'”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing his old Shameber (or Shamber)

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Luke and Andrew: Luke does his impression of the song “White Rabbit”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thought he was caught not paying attention to the dream segment

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Luke and Andrew: Luke would prefer to eat his pizza in his shameber (or shamber), away from the prying eyes of God

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Alec Baldwin Saying Names of Dishes and Quinoa

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On TBTL #1857, Luke brought up the topic of how Alec Baldwin reads the names of dishes and food items in a unique way for sponsor messages on Alec’s podcast, “Here’s The Thing”. The one word that Luke and Andrew are smitten with is “quinoa“:

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Here’s the whole dish name in context:

Alec Baldwin: “Meals like seared salmon with preserved lemon and quinoa“

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They guys also played another clip:

Alec Baldwin: “Meals like spiced turkey meatball pitas with Bibb lettuce and carrot salad”

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Clips From TBTL #1867

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Andrew: “…eyeful of homeless chic…”

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Andrew: “Hey, you know what? A sidekick’s job is never done”

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Andrew: “How dare you drag me unexpecting into a marital dispute”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I’m actually old enough to drink”

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Andrew: “Okay, alright”

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Andrew: “What the hell am I talking about?”

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Luke: “I’ve been married a lot of times, I know how to manage the situation Andrew. Okay?”

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Luke: “My parents were like, ‘Ah, hell no. We’re getting our money’s worth out of this”

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Luke: “You’re really blowing my mind”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew has infected Luke with his anti-social fashion senses

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is (faux) surprised at the concept of Luke and Carey living together before getting married

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew suffers from JOMOFO (Jealousy of Fear of Missing Out)

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Luke and Andrew: “One day, this show will collapse under the weight of the acronyms that make no sense”

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Luke and Andrew: “We prefer the term, ‘professional drinker’, Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, that landslide will bring you down. Landslide will certainly bring me down.”

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