Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1858

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Andrew: “Also, we have mugs”

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh #2

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Andrew: Boorish behavior

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Andrew: “Coffee is for closers”

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Andrew: Definitely needs some hard salami

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Andrew: “God help ya, God love ya”

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Andrew: “I just thought that it was so boring and forever taking”

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Andrew: “It’s amazing it took us this long to have this conversation”

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Andrew: “My doll is a loss leader”

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Andrew: “Oh god, I want to name the episode that so bad”

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Andrew: “Parents still make me nervous, don’t think that’ll ever change”

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Andrew and Luke: “And you’ll look at our little faces on the mug…then you’ll want to go back to bed and get under the covers”

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Andrew and Luke: Discussing whether or not the TBTL-a-Thon dolls can be had individually or as a bundle

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Andrew and Luke: It was the wrong time for Luke to say/yawn “Okay”

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Luke: “ABP: Always Be Podcasting”

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Luke: “And get your hands on some of these sweet, sweet mugs”

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Luke: “Five podcarts a week”

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Luke: “He’s been letting this reek flag fly”

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Luke: “I was probably drunk in an airport, but I was looking at my computer”

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Luke: “I was walking my Vietnamese mini pig named ‘Banh Mi'”

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Luke: “In my experience, parents just don’t understand”

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Luke: “One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, floor”

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Luke: Singing “Not great” to El Ropo’s western-style theme

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Luke: Singing “Stone Man”

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Luke: “Will I be wearing clothes when I do it? Probably not.”

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Luke: “You got to pick a lane, it sounds like, with the pigs”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew thought Luke’s crying in the kitchen was because Andrew was staying over

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Luke and Andrew: “Build your own Luke room, and then just go in and kick the shit out of those dolls”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve been meaning to donate to public radio, but I can’t type because my hands are very swollen from the coffee burns”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke drinking coffee with his bare hands

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Luke and Andrew: Trying to describe the color of the TBTL-a-Thon mug

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Luke and Andrew: “We are opening ‘Build a Burbank’ stores in some local malls and you can customize it”

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Luke and Andrew: What would happen if Luke had a room with a ball pit made out of his TBTL-a-Thon dolls

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Luke, Susie and Andrew: “Imagine trying to do an hour of this crap, five days a week”

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Susie Burbank: “Aww, man!”

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Susie Burbank: TBTL-a-Thon donation promo message

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Susie, Luke and Andrew: Susie opens up Pandora’s Box when she mentions listening to Wait Wait when Luke is on

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Clips From TBTL #1857

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Andrew describes how he would murder someone and get rid of the evidence

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Andrew: “Honestly, whether it’s on the show or not on the show, I’m usually just kind of staring out the window thinking about birds.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what this phone sounds like; but, I’ll just sneak it up behind you and hope it’s not too weird.”

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Andrew: “I want to start saying ‘Quinoa'”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm… what!?!” in response to Luke wanting to talk about Portland’s commercial real estate market

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Andrew: “No, you never want to go down the plug hole”

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Andrew: “Public Radio Hype Man”

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Andrew: “The problem with successful people who are heavy drinkers”

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Andrew: “This is going to sound weird”

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Andrew: “This show, from time to time, has gone down the plug hole”

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Andrew: “Way inappropoes”

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Andrew: “What?!?”

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Andrew: “You know that? If this joke doesn’t work out, I’m dead.”

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Luke: Andrew “Hodor El Ropo Hollywood Fireball” Walsh

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Luke: “Assuming you’re going to win the Powerball; which I do, because I’m not smart”

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Luke: “But to make a boring story over”

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Luke: “Humbletown is right next to Embarrassmentville”

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Luke: “I consider myself a heavy person who’s a successful drinker”

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Luke: “Now we’re cooking with snores”

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Luke singing “Ain’t nobody wolfin’ around”

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Luke: “That’s bro on bro violence”

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Luke: “You should be called Garlic Gulch because of all of the I-talians”

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Luke: “You’re pitching, when you wolfing around the north public radio scene”

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Luke and Andrew: Killing two shows with one stone

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Luke and Andrew: Luke might be making both Live Wire! and TBTL less enjoyable to listen

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wants to talk about the commercial real estate market in Portland

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Luke and Andrew: Portal is not a verb

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Luke and Andrew: “Those are people calling to tell you ‘shut up!'”

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Luke and Andrew: You could love the TBTL-a-Thon dolls in a creepy way, but they are not machine washable

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Luke, Andrew and Phyllis: Describing the phone ringing sound Andrew played while Phyllis gave a TBTL-a-Thon pledge request talk

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Phyllis: “You gotta be, ‘ha ha, you guys are so funny with your jokes'”

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TBTL-a-Thon Week 2015 Kicks Off!

 

It’s TBTL-a-Thon week and that means it’s an even better time to donate to TBTL by way of the Infinite Guest website. Depending on how much you would like to donate, you can also get some really good goodies, including a TBTL mug and/or Luke and Andrew in doll form. Oh, that and you’ll have your named mentioned on the podcast as a donor!

Click on this link to go to the TBTL-a-thon donation page!

Without TBTL, there wouldn’t be much of a Marsupial Gurgle page.

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1856

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In addition to the highlights from TBTL #1856, there are a lot of other clips pulled from Friday’s podcast. Friday was also Luke’s 39th birthday.

Andrew: “30 meters, I don’t know what meters are”

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Andrew: “Ahhh!”

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Andrew: “And eventually, it ran away from me”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t want to do it”

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Andrew: “Don’t worry, my teeth are mostly staying in my head these days”

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Andrew: “Hey Janeane”

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Andrew: “Homie wasn’t playing that”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how this is going to work”

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Andrew: “I just waited it out until nature took the tooth away”

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Andrew: “I mean, maybe you don’t like it the way I do”

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Andrew: “It’s my, well… whatever”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing “What?”

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Andrew: “No.”

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Andrew: “Oh, this gets complicated”

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Andrew: “Ooh! This is gross”

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Andrew: “Projects the wrong thing into the universe”

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Andrew referring back to a “rogue mole” that he had

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Andrew: Snorting Laugh

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Andrew: “Sounds like a little Walshian there”

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Andrew: “This is stuff that people projected into the universe”

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Andrew: “Tie it to one of the curling cubes”

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Andrew: “You can raise kids like me who are terrified of everything and terrified of life”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew talking about the idea of snipping off his mole, before it ran away from him

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Luke: All Luke wants for his birthday is for the listeners to tell Andrew to stop pretending to talk to Janeane Garofalo

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Luke: “Come to make the yuk-yuk”

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Luke: “Dan O’Brien, throw it!”

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Luke: “Do you know what’s pumping up my jam?”

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Luke: “Double meat double cheese, man”

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Luke: On Steve Nelson, “He’s crunching the funbers”

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Luke: “I just cracked the Subway code, brother”

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Luke: “I reckon I ain’t got no reason to kill nobody”

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Luke: “I’m not good at math, Andrew”

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Luke: Singing “I will flash a peace sign to your heart”

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Luke: Singing “Today is my birthday”

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Luke: Singing a bit of The Beatle’s “Birthday”

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Luke: “This is bananas”

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Luke: “That’s exactly what’s happening”

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Luke: “These kids aren’t wusses like you are”

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Luke: “Yeeeah, yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: Don’t want to be a turd in a punch bowl or a funcruncher

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing how he worked one of his baby teeth loose as a kid, with Andrew’s reaction

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Luke and Andrew: “Signed Luke”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “She’s flashing a peace sign”

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Highlights from TBTL #1856

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By the end of listening to TBTL episode #1856, I had marked and pulled over 50 clips from the show. Since it will take some time to process through all of those clips, I’ve decided to upload a small “best of” and highlights from the show.

Andrew: “Hey, Carvey McBadparent”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew gives Luke 4 seconds to clear his throat

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Joel from Chicago: Singing “My Beard is a Face Hider” on the TBTL voice mailbox

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Luke: “Speaking of projecting the wrong thing into the universe”, with Andrew laughing

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Luke: “We see that you enjoy Luke Burbank’s birthday, you may also enjoy Dori Monson’s”

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Luke’s parents, Walter and Susie Burbank leave a Happy Birthday message for Luke

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wants Andrew to imagine talking to his picture of Janeane Garofalo

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Fixed MPEG-4 Ringtone Downloads for Internet Explorer

Up until Friday, the MPEG-4 Ringtone download links did not work as expected with Internet Explorer. Instead of saving the files with an “.m4r” file extension required to import ringtones into iTunes, Internet Explorer would save them with the generic “.m4a” extension.

This is a known issue with the way the Amazon cloud file storage solution, Amazon S3, sends files and how Internet Explorer interprets the files. I have gone and fixed all of the existing MPEG-4 ringtone files so that they download with the correct file extension. I have also altered the method that I upload the files to Amazon S3 so that new MPEG-4 ringtones will be marked with the appropriate flags for download. 

I apologize for the inconvenience and not catching and fixing this issue earlier.