Audio Clips

Clips From Episode #1851

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Andrew: “Facebook Liberalism”

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Andrew: Fail horn and laughing

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Andrew: “Ha ha!”

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Andrew: “I felt like I was showering in the Jazz Age”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna have a lot of stories from the land of putter”

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew: “No no, I’m actually the Treasury of Rap”

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Andrew: “No, just send me just whatever!”

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Andrew: “So, you having some Pacquiao regret?”

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Andrew: “Sure, I’ll brace myself”

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Andrew: “TBTL is in good hands”

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Andrew: “That I’m a, ginormous fat man and for some reason, I’m umm… whatever.”

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Andrew: “Which really just adds to the Hodor-ness of my being”

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Andrew: “You submitted it and the computer just shuddered.”

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Andrew: “You’re making me feel claustrophobic just thinking about it”

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Luke: “An ‘S’ show to the power of an ‘S’ show”

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Luke: “Do you want to explain what the plan is here, hombre?”

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Luke: “I could’ve thought of a lot of different ways to use that money, bub.”

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Luke: “I’m oldening it up like a mug in this mug.”

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Luke: “Is that a flute?”

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Luke: “Milk, milk, lemonade.”

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Luke: “Old man yells at modern music”

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Luke: “Sure.”

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Luke: “The road to senility passes right through this edition of TBTL.”

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Luke: “The whole thing is just going to be a regular ‘S’ show.”

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Luke: “When men tend to (really) obsess over women’s rumpuses.”

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Luke: “Woah, this town was not ready for this jelly.”

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Luke: “Your, sort of, regular level shit-show.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew made a mess in a corner

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Luke and Andrew: Making sounds with their “bah-ah-dee”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Ya dummies!” and laughing simultaneously

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Audio Clips

Clips From Episode #1850

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Andrew: “By the way, completely unstable employee, shouldn’t hire me.”

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Andrew: Frog-like sound

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Andrew: “God dang it!”

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Andrew: “How freaking nuts we all must sound”

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Andrew: “I ain’t no followback girl”

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Andrew: “I’m dying to get Stu on the show. We got to get Stu on the show.”

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Andrew: Interesting Laugh

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Andrew: “Nope, I’m not special Luke. There’s nothing special about this.”

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Andrew: “Oh no you don’t!”

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Andrew: “Take that, Mike Pesca”

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Andrew: “There’s no amount of barley that would be too much in my ice cream.”

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Andrew: “You’ve seen me, I don’t exactly have the tree climber’s physique.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is scared of Luke

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Andrew and Luke: “Fireball. Pitbull (Pitbull)”

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Andrew and Luke: It’s a new world of Andrew “Fireball” Walsh

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Luke: “Again, I’m sure we’ll be sharp-shot and corrected by the listeners.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Fireball’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Because it’s Italian, so it has a spicy meatball”

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Luke: “Don’t horn in on my action, Stu-bot!”

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Luke: “Dude, you just got the ‘MJH’ bump!”

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Luke: “I don’t usually go crazy eating at night… maybe I’m pregnant”

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Luke: “I’m a man with no face”

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Luke: “Like the ‘Yo Quiero Taco Bell’ dog”

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Luke: “My Proverbs? My prommers?”

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Luke: “Oh, man!”

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Luke: “Ooh, snap!”

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Luke: “Pizza is so fucking delicious”

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Luke sings “Give me my propers when you get home”

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Luke: “Teeny-tiny ‘chiwowwow'”

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Luke: “They are in fact, followback girls”

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Luke: Twitter searched “Melissa Joan Jart” instead of “Melissa Joan Hart”

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Luke: “You hit it and quit it”

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Luke and Andrew: “But I ain’t no followback girl”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describes how he was gonged off a version of a Gong Show

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has so little and just wants 250 more Twitter followers

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Luke and Andrew: Luke hopes “Melissa Joan Shart” will start to follow him on Twitter

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Luke and Andrew: Not so sure sound

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Luke and Andrew: Sarah Michelle Gellar

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s got to be a reason, Andrew, why she started following you and not me”

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Audio Clips

Clips From Show #1849

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Andrew: “And I’m like ‘Ewwww'”

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh

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Andrew: “It’s more of a groof”

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Andrew: “Me and Stu-bot got this”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “My habit about turning everything about me”

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Andrew’s reaction to Luke’s mentioning of Live Wire

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Andrew: “Sorry, I said ‘General Manager’, ‘cuz I shouldn’t talk sports”

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Andrew talking about an innuendo in a Pitbull song

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Andrew: “That’s my job now”

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Andrew was asked to describe the Marsupial Gurgle website

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Luke: “I said, ‘where you’re wrong, my beloved bride'”

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Luke: “We’re getting into ‘old man yells at clouds’ territory once again”

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Luke: “Why don’t we have more commercials where I get to eat the product” (during the Shari’s Berries promo ad)

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Luke and Andrew: Marsusial Gurgle

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s about to change” with Andrew snorting

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re calling this show ‘Ring of Fireball'”

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Audio Clips

Clips From Show #1848

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Andrew: “If you go hunting for humblebrags”

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Andrew: “It reflected everybody like me who was in there, it was heavy on The Pixies, The Pavements, and The Replacements”

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Andrew laughing

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Andrew: “Oh please, have a man answer. Please have a man answer.”

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Andrew snorting and laughing

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Andrew: “These are covered in chocolate!”

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Andrew: “Turn off the part of my brain that says, ‘Hey Walsh, these are covered in chocolate!'”

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Andrew whispering “She dumped me”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew made a bad visual joke

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wondering if there would still be a show if Luke wasn’t insecure about his weight

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Carey: “It happened yesterday, so of course I remember…”

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Luke: “How would you describe my body type… a wonderland?”

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Luke: “I feel like a real ‘crumb-bum'”

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Luke: “If your Sheri Berry lasts for more than four hours, call a doctor.”

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Luke: “The wind beneath my wings, the person who’s tortured by my snoring.”

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Luke and Andrew: Phone call with Carey dropped right after Luke asked her to describe his body type

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