Audio Clips

Clips From Show #1840

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Andrew crushes Luke with his childhood stories

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Andrew: “Don’t tell me what I think of is the base of my thumb”

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Andrew: “Go on”

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Andrew: “How long does this go? How long does this go on? I’m done!”

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Andrew needs his space

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Andrew: “Nope!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, that’s it, I just broke myself forever”

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Andrew: “Okay now, let’s do this. Sorry, that’s what you always say when we go to break.”

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Andrew: String of disgusted groans in reaction to Luke cracking and popping his knuckles

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Andrew: “What I say something definitive… I’m always wrong”

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Andrew: “You’re Burbanking it!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew tells a story about being teased and called an “eggroll”

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Andrew and Luke: “Steve Nelson… he’s our boss!”

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Luke: “Fart locker”

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Luke: “I am running those bases…”

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Luke: “I have so many joints, bro.”

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Luke: “My feet were fucking freezing!”

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Luke: “Really. You walk around with a fucking cat on your shoulder and a coonskin cap on, you’re gonna get some hop-ons”

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Luke and Andrew: Attempts to pronounce “archipelago”

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Luke and Andrew: It’s a “Fart Locker”, not a “Fart Chamber”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke asking if he could crack his other thumb knuckle

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Luke and Andrew: Luke goes through his process of cracking his knuckles

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is Burbanking it

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Luke and Andrew: “SIL”, not “SOL”

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Luke and Andrew: Things are getting serious between Luke and Andrew

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Audio Clips

Clips From Show #1839

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Andrew: “I didn’t know that. I thought they were tipped off when the effin’ gyrocopter landed on the lawn.”

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Andrew: “I would never use one, I’m scared of heights.”

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Andrew makes a weasel-like sound

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Andrew’s snorting sound after Luke reads a quote regarding the gyrocopter pilot

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Andrew: “That sounds pretty good”

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Andrew: “Theo is the size of a man dressed up in a cat suit”

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Andrew and Luke: Would Andrew go up in a gyrocopter for 5 minutes, or get fired from TBTL?

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Luke: “I guarantee lady not ‘pose have those parts.”

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Luke: “It was a zydeco playing alligator, that’s the Siri of TSA computers”

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Luke: “Lady not ‘pose have those parts”

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Luke and Andrew: Robert England “Five Fingers of Fury” and “Five Fingers of Funny”

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Luke and Andrew: “These are death e-vites”

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Audio Clips

Clips From Show #1838

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Andrew: “And not to get all school marmy about it”

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Andrew: “Burbank! For the first time in history, I think you and I are 100% in-sync!”

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Andrew: “Hey listen, Directory. Listen to me, directory, look at me.”

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Andrew: “Hey, I’m the worst person to ask, ’cause I’m a lazy, lazy son of a gun”

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Andrew: “I’m a very shy guy”

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Andrew: “Now you just know, if I pause, I’m wondering if I used the wrong word”

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Andrew: “You’re supposed to have a battery bucket”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew attempting to do a Steve Brule impression

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew mocking the way Luke said he didn’t know he wasn’t supposed to throw batteries in the garbage

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants to be known as the “Hollywood Cat”

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Andrew and Luke: Putting oneself in a pickle

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Cougar Growl

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Boom Boom Hodor El Ropo Hollywood Cat’ Walsh” (pauses trimmed out)

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Luke never knows when to leave things alone

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Luke: “No.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have to say, I’m no Dennis Quaid, I’m not even a Randy Quaid. I’m barely an Evi Quaid…”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke trying to imitate the Caterpillar from “Alice in Wonderland”

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For reference, this is a clip of the Caterpillar singing “A. E. I. O. U.” from “Alice in Wonderland”.

Luke and Andrew: “You get to sit with us” and “sit with it”

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Audio Clips

Clips From Show #1837

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Dan Pashman of “The Sporkful” joined Luke and Andrew to discuss several topics on show #1837. Once Dan jumped off of the phone line, Luke and Andrew dive into “Game of Thrones” chat.

On the topic of “Game of Thrones”, Luke kind of, sort of experienced a catroll when he was hosting Live Wire! Radio on Saturday April 11th. The show’s band played the theme to “Game of Thrones” as Luke walked on to the stage before taping the first of two shows. Two things happened, first I noted on Twitter and on the sTens page on Facebook that the band should have added some meows to catroll Luke. Since they didn’t do that, I decided to start meowing the first few notes to the “Game of Cats” song.

Well, it looks like Luke mentioned that on the show…

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Below are the other clips from show #1837.

Andrew: “Ho-Ho!”

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Andrew: “I am really just talking like a sailor today”

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Andrew: “It’s a game of quakes”

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Andrew: “I’m easily confused”

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Andrew quietly utters “he’s a bastard”

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Andrew: “You were Burbanking it”

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Andrew: “That was fucking great! Sorry about the language, again.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew trying to get off the pastrami grid

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m easily confused” with additional banter

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Andrew, Luke and Dan: Andrew thinks he’s not successful compared to Luke and Dan

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Dan Pashman: “That was inside to the power of inside to the power of inside”

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Girl: Everything was shaking

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Luke: “And I just fucking declined the shit out of that”

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Luke: Classic Luke Burbank Moment

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Luke: “From the Fingerlakes”

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Luke: “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!”

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Luke: “I overdid it on my undercarriage”

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Luke and Andrew: “Confusist say…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Those dragons…”

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Luke, Andrew and Dan: Luke rattles off names most people won’t know

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