Clips From TBTL #1912

Andrew: “Ahhh, piss”

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Andrew: “Boop, boop, boop”

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Andrew: “But if I sound a little bit more dingus-y, let’s chalk it up to the technical issues.”

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Andrew: “Don’t mention the elephant, don’t mention the elephant, don’t mention the elephant.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “I don’t know”

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Andrew: Drawn out: “Ohhh!”

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Andrew: Emphasized “Really!”

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Andrew: Flat “What!”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh yeah”

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Andrew: “That’ll be one of those things where I’ll try to remember, wait I’m supposed to remember this, and then this, and then this, and then I’ll just end up, my head will end up exploding.”

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Andrew: “That’s a real Andrew move. Just scowl. Maybe they see, maybe they don’t.”

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Andrew: “This is such an effing jam. It’s like bubble gum, I love it! I love it so much.”

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Andrew: “What! No, you don’t do that!”

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Andrew: “Yes, I know I’m an idiot, and I know that I often talk like a shit salesman with a mouth full of samples.”

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Andrew: “Yet, if I get caught breaking the law, like, that person is the worst G-D person that’s ever walked the face of the Earth. And, I would do anything to obliterate them and their family and it’s so unfair!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And Scrappy too! And Scrappy too!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew Donovan’d Luke

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Andrew and Luke: “If I can put on my Secretary of State ass-masking pants once again (Please)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh my God. When are you just going to fire me and then hire her? I don’t understand it, she’s the best!”

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Luke: “Boop, boop, boop”

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Luke: “How was your weekend, Mr. Dingus?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Luke’s Pro-tip for not getting parking tickets

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Luke: “Sarcasm emoji”

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Luke: “Steve Harvey is not having that shit from white people”

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Luke and Andrew: “I assume everyone I know is talking shit about me when I’m not in earshot. Yeah, sometimes when you are in earshot.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke attempting a drumroll sound

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s drumroll sound sounds like a motorboat

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Luke and Andrew: “The 27th of July in the year of our Lord, 2015. Your Lord?”

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