Clips From TBTL #1914

Please note, the version of “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish” that Luke and Andrew did during TBTL #1914 will not be posted as clip; as, it is taken out of context from the rest of the discussion and it is not an ideal candidate for the Marsupial Gurgle clip archive.

This decision was made in part due to the discussion that both Luke and Andrew had later on during #1914 on whether or not they should edit it out or not.

Andrew: “‘ey!”

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Andrew: “God, stop granstanding!”

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Andrew: “Good, phewf! For a second I thought you were going to say… I don’t even want to tell you what I thought you were going to say.”

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Andrew: “He looked up at me with those big brown cataracts.”

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Andrew: “Hmm, I don’t know who that is, I’m not, I don’t really know how to quote/unquote how to read.”

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Andrew: “I haven’t had so much fun on TBTL in years! Let’s keep going.”

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Andrew: “I often do, like a big boy”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “They’ve ran out of room! You can tell on the word ‘Walker’ they’re both like ‘Oh shoot, this is going to take more space, we have to use much smaller font'”

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Andrew: Short Laugh

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Andrew: “Show title?”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That’s my power out, I wanted to put it up front.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew used three songs to figure how much time they spent on the topic of TBTL Summer Picnic food assignment, none were American Pie

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s inability to eat cheese would doom his potential Presidential candidacy

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Andrew and Luke: “Anyway, there’s no way in shit, there’s no way in hell. There’s no way in shit, I don’t even know how to swear anymore (No way in shit-hell). There’s no way in shit-hell. Show title?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is PA a right-to-eat state, do we know? It’s a stand-your-cheesesteak state.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re just looking for the hot take. We gotta, this takes are not hot today. We gotta heat them up.”

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Chris Hayes: “100 Percent!”

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Luke: “And D-B-A-P-B-T. Don’t be a punch bowl turd.”

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Luke: “As our buddy Chris Hayes would say, ‘nontroversy'”

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Luke: Awesome Laugh

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Luke: Awesome Laugh at 1.6x

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Luke: Awesome Laugh #2

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Luke: “But, its traffic is a real bear-cat that time of day”

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Luke: Groaning

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Luke: “I think dine-ins, drivers, drive-ins and dives, and Fieris should be the most represented.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s not overthink it folks, that’s me and Andrew’s job.”

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Luke: “Listen, you surrender monkey!”

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Luke: “No, I’d like to get, I’d to stat-geek out harder on last name letter distribution as it relates to food.”

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Luke: “Oh! Oh yeah, did I not mention that? God, I always bury the lede.”

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Luke: “Onions, onions, onions, onions”

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Luke and Andrew: “Although, I’d like to point out, I was the best sperm! Wai… oh, go ahead. Nevermind.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And a werewolf by later night. Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And also, that he had then not got onions, onions, onions, onions (Right) on his cheesesteak”

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Luke and Andrew: “And if anyone else wants to join the circle, they have to say ‘Oh, hi, Andrew!’ ‘Oh, hi, Luke!'”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew cut off Luke during a windsurf joke

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Luke and Andrew: Human Rescue Dating

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna stop right after this, put me on a clock Andrew. Will you put me on a 30 second clock? Sure. It’s going to be an internal clock, I’m watching the clock. Okay, good.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke was conceived in Philly

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Luke and Andrew: Michael Dukakis climbing a tank and swift-boating

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