Clips From TBTL #2098

Andrew: “Boy… she should piss me off more often, because…”

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Andrew: “Ding, ding, ding on that.”

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Andrew: “Everybody, language alert. Grow up.”

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Andrew: “For a change, it’s not just two bros bro-ing it up in here.”

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Andrew: “Hello, Internet!”

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Andrew: “Hey, uh, TBTL Episode Calculator, what episode is this? This is episode 2098 in a collector’s series.”

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Andrew: “I am not, no, oh, that makes me feel so bad!”

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Andrew: “I don’t have any books in this room, because I can’t read.”

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Andrew: “I still don’t know what the fuck!”

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Andrew: “I, I own up to my Donovan love, to the extent that I have Donovan love.”

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Andrew: “I’ve gotten some letters from listeners saying, ‘Please, just stop saying those words in that order. Please? Please!’ They said, ‘Stop doing that.'”

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Andrew: “Let’s face it, I don’t think I deserve it anymore.”

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Andrew: “Meredith! I don’t like Browns! Not the team, the people! Tweet it!”

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Andrew: “My way indeed. Hello, Internet!”

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Andrew: “Number one, I’m not a runner; and, number two, I’m not a woman.”

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Andrew: “Oh, really?!?”

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Andrew: “She’s a chaos muppet and I’m an order muppet.”

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Andrew: “That don’t work for me.”

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Andrew: “That whole night was a blur for me.”

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Andrew: “That’s bullshit.”

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Andrew: “The calculator, is a woman. Women can be anything these days.”

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Andrew: “The woman who puts the ‘Ph’ in Phlursday, Phyllis ‘Fletch’ Fletcher.”

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Andrew: “Then they just started to mine the hell out of my teeth.”

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Andrew: “Welcome to TBTL, the podcast that you stopped trying to explain to your friends, a long, long time ago.”

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Andrew: “Well, look at you, Mr. Rich Fancypants!”

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Andrew: “Yeah?”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “And you’re like, ‘That don’t work for me.’ Yeah.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Andrew was the rightest

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Andrew yelling “Shut up! Shut up! You’re not a detective!” and Phyllis saying “Right” in response to a “Murder, She Wrote” clip

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Are we still in our e-mail segment? Yes. Okay.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I would like to say once again, I hope you’re enjoying that burrito. (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “That is how much I don’t want to talk about period pants. Let’s talk about something else. (Sorry!) Just kidding.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “You wanna have a non-runoff sometime? Yeah, that would be awesome! Let’s have a, let’s have a race to nowhere. I win.”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Badness is happening under there”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Disgusted Sound

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Phyllis Fletcher: “I win.”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “I’m not a tax attorney. This is not legal advice, but…”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “No, no. I had a sweet apartment in Belltown, man! Sweet.”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “What?!?”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Do you remember that feeling from when you were a kid when you pee your pants, and then… Yeah, from when I was a kid.”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Dr. Tucker, you smoke? I thought that was bad for your teeth? And then, he went, ‘Pffff, it’s not. It’s bad for your gums.’ I love that man! Yeah.”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Forgetting About Dre

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Phyllis singing the “Murder, She Wrote” theme song while Andrew is talking

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “This is a very, very Andrew-ish story, I think. Oh, you mean that it’s short, to the point, and very funny?”

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TBTL Episode Calculator: “This is episode 2098 in a collector’s series.”

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