Clips From TBTL #2147: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “A hard rain is gonna fall, my friend.”

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Luke: Cement Mixer Operator Driver Man

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Get ready for that!”

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Luke: “Go make my burrito, bitch.”

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Luke: “God, I’m on freaking fire right now! Dude, my guesses are fire!”

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Luke: “I climb on the back of a dinosaur like Fred Fucking Flintstone and slide down it, and I’m outtie.”

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Luke: “I don’t know what the rules of this dumb thing I made up are.”

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Luke: “I have a weird life sometimes.”

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Luke: “I’ll just be over here rending my shorts… over the rendering.”

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Luke: “Let’s go to the tote board, everybody!”

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Luke: Marsupial Gurgle name drop

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Luke: “Mon friend”

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Luke: “No cops!!!”

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Luke: “Oh, Christian teenagers”

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Luke: “Oh, God bless you.”

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Luke: “There are a lot of things that I donk money off on.”

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Luke: “This seems to be one of those things where Darby’s inside the Barney yelling, ‘No cops!!!’ Like, she doesn’t want, she’s a teenager, everything makes her embarrassed.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And please remember, no mountain too tall. And, I want you to listen to the whole (I’m outta here!) thing, Luke! Oh, damn it! Good luck to all. I gotcha!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Excuse me, I just shotgunned two LaCroix orange seltzer waters, not to brag. So, those are coming back on me. That’s fun.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing what he does when he’s done with his part of doing a recording of TBTL

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Luke and Andrew: Luke re-enacting the process of finding keys to the cars to move them

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Luke and Andrew: Luke spoofing on a deconstructed jalapeño popper

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Luke and Andrew: Sex Phone Line at a Daycare

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Luke and Andrew: Touch the honesties

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Luke and Andrew: “What if they launched a new, new show by Glynn Washington called Snapchat Judgment? Invisibooyah. You’re really not buying what I’m selling today.”

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Clips From TBTL #2147: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Also trying to work out a ‘Who allowed her to leave the office? Who? Who?’ joke.”

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Andrew: “And, every time you look at the show page, I want you to think about what you did.”

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Andrew: “But, she looks happy as shit.”

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Andrew: “By the way, we never talked about the fact that you used my voi–that yesterday was a big day for me. It was the first time in TBTL history that you used my own voice as one of your drops at the beginning of a show. It gave me, it gave me weird feelings, good weird feelings!”

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Andrew: “Clear the Walshes off the street.”

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Andrew: “Good Lord!”

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Andrew: “Hmm, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

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Andrew: “I just literally don’t have words.”

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Andrew: “I’m just trying to make you mad now. It sounds like I’m just baiting you.”

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Andrew: “Invisibooyah”

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Andrew: “It bothers me!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing after playing a clip

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “Okay, let’s just keep on talking about Drop Talk.”

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Andrew: “One thing’s botherin’ me!”

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Andrew: Peter Griffin-like laugh

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Andrew: “So, I like that.”

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Andrew: “Somebody needs one, I ain’t got one.”

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Andrew: “That one’s on you! I didn’t send you down that path!”

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Andrew: Yawning and saying “Hey, Luke.”

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Andrew: “Yeah… I, you know, I’m scared of disappointing people.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing while Luke is saying “I don’t know which one I don’t work in. That’s the problem.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Bringing the music back. Good, good stuff there. It felt weird there for a second. Yeah, it was–things were getting too real.”

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Andrew and Luke: “How do you lose a Barney suit? I don’t know.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I thought I, I thought I made things weird, sorry. Did I make things weird? No. Okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke muted his microphone and it almost made things weird

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh my God!!! Ah!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I get it! It’s like Ancestry, but only Blandcestry. Yeah. Sorry. Next time, you tell me a joke you’re happy with. Oh, shit! A hard rain is gonna fall, my friend. Clear the Walshes off the street.”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is real, right? Yes, it’s real!”

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