Clips From TBTL #2233: Luke Burbank Edition

A listener left a voicemail in a David Attenborough-esque manner (with a hint of an Australian accent) about finding Andrew Walsh in his natural habitat of the Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle, Washington

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Luke: “And he said, ‘Clever girl'”

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Luke: “Eventually they are chopped, bro. And, screwed.”

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Luke: Giggling “It was like”

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Luke: “He is such a nasty podcaster”

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Luke: “He is such a nasty podcaster; although, he has, thankfully, agreed to accept the results of this podcast… if he wins.”

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Luke: “He of the octogenarian, sky diving habit”

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Luke: “His name is Andrew… huhhh… Walsh”

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Luke: “I also wrote this on, on Tweeter”

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Luke: “I decided, I’m gonna pull an Andrew”

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Luke: “I think it’s a great honor to these listeners to be our Bartman level donors of the day”

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Luke: “I think we’re on a, a real hot streak of late”

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Luke: If Luke were a monkey

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Luke: “Is it your civic duty to vote? I’m not actually sure.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Luke would kill to become a 60 Minutes correspondent

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Luke: “‘Oh, I’m sorry, is that Chris Hayes’s contact info in my phone?’ casually”

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Luke: “Oh, really? Now we’re not friends?”

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Luke: Saying “Only in New York, my friend” in a nasally manner

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Luke: Saying “That’s the, that’s the best tasting pickle I’ve ever heard” as the Vlasic Stork

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Luke: “Tell ’em The Bone sent ya”

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Luke: “That’s a bridge too far”

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Luke: “The loons, Norman! The, the salads, Norman!”

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Luke: “You wanna be on our podcast?

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Luke: “You won’t like this, Andrew; but, normals will.”

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Luke and Andrew: “He is known primarily for his drawings of tall ships and he joins us from the Wallingford neighborhood (Wrong!) of Seattle, Washington. Not true!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Here’s a thing, kids: If you go all the way down the ladder, you’ll have a fun explosion; and, then, you’ll have a baby when you’re seventeen. Gross.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am so turned on right now. I know, this is the hottest! This is TBTL: After Dark”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know you that way! (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I know our show is Internet-based… Both, while we do it and where people get it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I went with… Jiminy Walsh. See, I don’t like, I don’t wanna be that. I don’t wanna be Jiminy Walsh.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It would never fly in the South NOBS district. No, no, it would not.”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing and saying “How would we get there? I don’t know”

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Luke and Andrew: Tunify and Tuna Sandwiches

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Luke and Andrew: “You guys could have had a cow when you heard us asking for donations during the most recent TBTL-a-thon. But, you didn’t man! You didn’t.”

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Clips From TBTL #2233: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Ahh, they’re all a bunch of crooks!”

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Andrew: “All of the jacks on the machines are jacked up, appropriately enough”

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Andrew: “But, I’m more of a Seattle guy”

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Andrew: “By the way, quick, quick, quick aside… you miss New York!”

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Andrew: “Cowabunga”

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Andrew: Dominican Republican

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Andrew: “Fuck. What did we talk about?”

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Andrew: “Hey, did you watch that debate last night? Cuz, if not, it would be weird.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why kids are talking like this in Ohio; but, they are!”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be Jiminy Walsh”

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Andrew: “I have a lot of thinking to do”

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Andrew: “I just don’t wanna be Jiminy Walsh”

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Andrew: “I still don’t know why it’s called a ‘hand grenade ladder’!”

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Andrew: “It’ll be very much tomorrow’s salad today”

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Andrew: “It’s got the thing over the N”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s go more biblical”

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Andrew: “No offense, Donovan”

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Andrew: “Nope, it’s not in Spotify; so, thank God for that.”

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Andrew: “Oh yeah, politics. That’s how they get ya!”

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Andrew: “Ooh God, I remember my first arm-around.”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “It’s kinky”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “So much to say!”

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Andrew: Singing “U-N-I-T-Y”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “There’s no good that comes of this”

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Andrew: “They’re all crooks!”

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Andrew: “Was this salad chopped and screwed? That’s how I’m gonna talk.”

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Andrew: “What!?”

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Andrew: “Whatever”

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Andrew: “Yes! Yes!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Does this story end with you staring at a tree and crying? No, Andrew!”

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Andrew and Luke: North of the Burrito Shop or NOBS

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Somehow ‘No offense, Donovan’… Ahhhh… Somehome ‘No offense, Donovan’ really makes me laugh. Alright. Cool.” with Andrew laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “This sounds adorbs. You’re gonna lose your, lose your, your shit.”

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