Andrew: “Booger archive”
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Andrew: “End of story”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, no”
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Andrew: Laughing in the background
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Andrew: “New, fresh, hot from the oven”
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Andrew: “Oh, God!”
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Andrew: “Psych!”
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Andrew: “Really?”
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Andrew: Singing “Just the three of us”
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Andrew: “TBTL is glue machines”
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Andrew: “There aren’t enough fake turkey gobbles in the world to wash that from my brain!”
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Andrew: “This is special!”
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Andrew: “What’s the advantage?”
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Andrew: “You know we’re gonna get fired, right?”
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Andrew: “You’re the cleanup man. You’re the wolf. You’re the Harvey Keitel.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Hey m– Okay, I’m better. Hi, Luke. (Turkey got your throat?) I had a little something in my throat.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I wear… flip-fops. I don’t go… bareback into those things; but, still… I thought you had gotten the nose up on that being kind of a weird, borderline, sexual reference; and, then, you just got the nose back down.”
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Andrew and Luke: “That’s why they call me Digi. Nobody calls you Digi. And, if they did, that’s not why.”
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Andrew and Luke: The Expanded Burbank Thanksgiving Universe
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Andrew and Luke: “These, these so-called people that you’re talking about, they’re not… These alleged humans”
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Andrew and Luke: “You like sparkling cider? I don’t, but the little kids like to pretend that they’re drunk.”
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Luke: “Amtrak: We Let You Bring Your Shampoo”
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Luke: “And occasionally, we have our day brightened by the people who suppose this show. We’d like to thank our Gobble-gobble, Zapp and Roger, Computer Love, level donors of the day”
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Luke: “And the name of the text chain is, ‘Gobble Gobble'”
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Luke: “Andrew ‘Digi’ Walsh”
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Luke: “Asking for trouble there, Shkreli”
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Luke: “But, Andrew”
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Luke: “Guuaahh!!! Andrew!”
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Luke: “Hello!”
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Luke: “I don’t know, Andrew, what’s going on!”
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Luke: Imitating the Instant Gobble sound
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “LOL”
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Luke: “My dad’s losing his damn mind, over here”
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Luke: “Oh, I see!”
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Luke: “Pyschs-giving!”
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Luke: “Really?”
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Luke: “Relax and chill, dudes”
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Luke: “Relax… and chill, dudes”
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Luke: Singing “Just hold on, I’m coming home”
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Luke: “Then my mom, ‘Luke hates Costco (double exclamation point)'”
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Luke: “Things have gone completely off the rails”
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Luke: “Where have you been, Daddy-O?”
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Luke: “You know what? Relax and chill, everybody; as a wise man, Walter Burbank, once said in a text message chain.”
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Luke and Andrew: Burbank family obsession with Costco
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Luke and Andrew: “Have you ever taken an ice bath…? No, I haven’t. It looks horrible!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I respond to my mom, ‘Mom, (all caps) I will get it’ (Uh-oh)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not gonna make it out of this metal whirlpool. I gotta drain the main vein in here, you know I’m saying? (Oh-hohohohohoho) You don’t buy the beer, Andrew, you just rent it. I like the way you talk.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke had to demonstrate for his previous dog, Momo
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Luke and Andrew: Luke will sometimes pee in the backyard at Burbank Springs
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Luke and Andrew: “Your emotions got away from you, as per usual. My emotions, as per usual, got away from me”
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