Tag: #2290

Luke: “Again, I would just say to anyone, who’s listening to this show, who is… Mariah Carey, have a backup plan”

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Luke: “And, I just want to clarify one thing here at the top of the show”

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Luke: “And, you, on the other hand, Andrew, you make loving fun”

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Luke: “By the way, you’re all welcome that I’m not doing this in Yakov Smirnoff accent”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: “Damn, Andrew. Back at it again with the Austin Powers references.”

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Luke: “I don’t think my wife has gone number two… since the 1980s.”

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Luke: “I, I don’t want to go full No Point on it”

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Luke: “I, I flipped her. I broke her.”

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Luke: “If you want to clean up the backyard or the front yard”

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Luke: “It blew my mind”

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Luke: “It was time for it to go; but, now that it’s gone… I realize that there’s a lot of dog poop that was under that snow”

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Luke: “It was… peak Clapper”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Laughing #3

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Luke: “Radical, dude!”

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Luke: Singing “You got me feelin’ emotion”

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Luke: Singing “You got me feelin'”

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Luke: Singing a portion of “Roundball Rock”

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Luke: “Speaking of… you know, number two and things like that”

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Luke: “That is, that may not be the most bueno way to learn this”

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Luke: “There will be some scatology-free parts of the show, it’ll just be at the very end of the program”

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Luke: “This show can only handle one gross person”

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Luke: “Trigger alert”

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Luke: Whispering “It was amazing!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, this is their fight song (Sorry)”

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Luke and Andrew: Classic MAWAMAWA Situation

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Damn, donors!’ of the day (That’s pretty good, man!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t you think a bidet is so more civilized than what we’re doing? No.”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, all I want to say to take it back to Toilet Town, for a minute… Take it back to Toilet Town”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re thanking our Ghetto Boys ‘My Damn My Mind is Playing Tricks on Me’ Daniel (Hmm?) level donors of the day. Oh-ho-ho-ho, I forgot!”

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Andrew: “Alexa, clean my butt”

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Andrew: Andrew’s plan for his upcoming weekend as a bachelor

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Flat “No”

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Andrew: “Hate the Steelers!”

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Andrew: “Hey, man. Right now, I’m trying to build my… Spanish castle”

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Andrew: “I don’t know enough about it, man! I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I grew up in a bathroom, by the way”

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Andrew: “I love this. I love everything about this. I love your story.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna try to, actually, keep this short, like I never do”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna go lie down in the tall grass and do my stuff”

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Andrew: “It does hold up!!!”

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Andrew: “It’s like a snow storm of the soul”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Luckily, my eyesight is awful and the TV was very small”

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Andrew: “My apologies”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot, that’s the score! And, I swiped it away as fast as I could.”

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Andrew: “Public service announcement to everybody, if you ever do get a chance to visit Luke: don’t use his water fountain.”

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Andrew: Saying “I’ve been using bidets wrong”in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “The skeleton hand!”

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Andrew: “This isn’t show fodder, everybody can turn off. I just need to ask Luke something as a friend for a second”

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Andrew: “We’re always depositing into them; and, they’re not depositing into us”

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Andrew: “Well, it turns out, they don’t!!!”

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Andrew: “You could’ve started a bidet-related podcast called ‘In The Dark’; but, they, I guess, I guess they got to it first.”

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Andrew: “You know what? One of these days, I’m gonna learn how to just state something without apologizing for it first”

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Andrew and Luke: “Damn, Dallas! Damn Dallas, back at it again”

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Andrew and Luke: “Damn, donors! Ho-ho!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You have the smokin’ deets, the smokin’ deets! Smokin!”

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