Andrew: “But, now I’m confused! Oh, okay. I’m not confused. Never mind.”
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Andrew: “Can we just get done with this show?”
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Andrew: “Damn, Daniel Bagley!”
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Andrew: “Damn, Paul Daniels!”
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Andrew: “Do the Germans have a word for the feeling when a tiny screw strips itself, or any screw strips itself out on you?”
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Andrew: “Everybody’s got their bugaboos, right?”
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Andrew: “Hey boss, I can’t come in today. Another stripped screw? Yeah.”
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Andrew: “I didn’t feel as stupid as I usually do”
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Andrew: Imitating his laptop’s fan sound
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Andrew: “It’s just gonna say ‘TBD’. And, when you hit play, it’s just gonna play the hilarious world of depression.”
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Andrew: “Let’s play their game then, Luke!”
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Andrew: “Play… the Red Shoe Diaries”
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Andrew: “Satan?”
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Andrew: “Technology is killing me… in every, in every way”
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Andrew: “This is gonna ruin all the podcasts!”
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Andrew: “Tomorrow, I’m gonna be so goddamn funny… you have no idea. I’m gonna be so on point tomorrow, it’s gonna make you puke.”
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Andrew: “Trust me. If I don’t wanna get into it… it’s not worth getting into”
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Andrew: “USA: Up Most of the Night!”
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Andrew: “Well now, the fan in it is loud as heck”
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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s dumb”
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Andrew and Luke: “Can we start over again? Of the whole show? Remember we did that last week and we were really glad we did?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Hey man… stuff’s done. I’m-a ready to do a show now. You just… almost made me do a spit take”
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Andrew and Luke: “Ma jeunesse fout le camp? That sounds like it.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Son of a… jerk face. Wait a second, Andrew. What?”
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Andrew and Luke: “You ever do that thing where there’s a bunch of paper sitting on the table, and, and then you eat it; and then, you later find out that it was acid? Mmm-hmm. That’s how I started my day today.”
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Luke: “#GiveMeABrark”
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Luke: “But, if you want misinformation about the band Fleetwood Mac, you have landed in exactly the right place”
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Luke: “By the way, I just had my mind blown”
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Luke: “Carey came home from the chiropractor today, and… she’s leaving me. But, he’s a very handsome man, and… I’ve been to his website and I can’t argue.”
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Luke: Cute Laugh
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Luke: “God, memories are so weird!”
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Luke: “I’m not being sarcastic, Andrew. Do you need a moment?”
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Luke: “Is there any chance that some kind of chicanery is afoot with you having it out with your neighbor; who, knows which car you drive, and then, you come out and your battery’s dead?”
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Luke: “It is a desperate cry for media attention; which, we will provide for them”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Laughing #2
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Luke: “Let’s just rip the band-aid off this one”
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Luke: “Mmm–chopping broccolie [ph]“
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Luke: “Oh my God”
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Luke: “Rudy dog, one. Pod-host Burbank, zero.”
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Luke: Singing “Shorty”
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Luke: “When I found him today, he was in the tall grass doing… what could only be described as… his stuff”
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Luke: “Which is why we have to thank our, ‘Damn, donors!’ level donors of the day”
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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t fully trust you not to huff that. Right; and, that’s fair. And, that’s fair.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Isn’t that special? (Oh, God!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “There’s got to be some gold in them thar hills (Mmm-hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “This might be a perfect time tomorrow to just turn the show over to Linh Pham. Yeah, that’s not a bad idea. Linh, (He’s) take it away. He’s actually producing more content related to the show these days than we are; so… Absolutely true! And, yet, the listeners, Andrew, continue to support this show.”
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