Clips From TBTL #2318: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Coming to you today from the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat”

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Luke: “Dinguses like us”

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Luke: “Free cat wine!”

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Luke: “I’d like to take a moment to thank our… I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won’t Do That, Meatloaf karaoke version level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Is it Dream Court, or are we Dreamcatching?”

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Luke: “It’s low-stanking fruit. I, it’s kind of, it’s my new Nickleback.”

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Luke: “It’s very possible that a tumbleweed will have to host Live Wire Radio in Portland tonight, if it happens to blow up on the stage; cuz, I might still be sitting at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Namaste”

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Luke: “That’s right: Tune in, turn on TBTL. We care.”

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Luke: “What is wrong with you?”

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Luke: “Yeah, anyway… My life is a, is a farce; and, that’s really the takeaway from this.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, I gotta go. Bye!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew doesn’t want to hear the words “Meat candy bar” in that order ever again

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew wants to divorce Luke for saying “Who… is the professionally paid entertainer in this family?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you hearing wordless background vocals? (Yes, I am!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Duke’s, Double Duke’s and Triple Duke’s

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke did a prayerful hand thing to Andrew

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s phone going off during recording

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Luke and Andrew: “On a pun? Of a pun? Of a pun? Is it for puns?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The shows when you’re not here, Andrew, don’t exist to me. Thank you. They don’t exist to me either.”

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Luke and Andrew: The Wordless Todd Rundgren Background Vocals

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Clips From TBTL #2318: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Any Hoobastank will doooo!”

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Andrew: “Does a Hoobastank poop in the woods?”

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Andrew: “Hey, glad that I’m starting off this show by forgetting words. That’s always a great, great start.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna have your Burbank baseball strapped to the top of your car”

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Andrew: “I’m the joke teller around here!”

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Andrew: “Involves a lot of… hand-waving”

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Andrew: “It burns me up!”

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Andrew: “It’s like a slant rhyme of a pun”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let me tell you something… These guys poop a lot!”

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Andrew: “Nope!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Put you on a boat to Ghyna!”

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Andrew: “Ohh!”

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Andrew: Singing “No, I won’t do that!”

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Andrew: “Some days it don’t come hard. Some days it don’t come at all, and these are the days that never end.”

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Andrew: “That’s for dang sure!”

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Andrew: “We missed our trains, cuz we’re idiots!”

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Andrew: “What’s up with you?”

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Andrew: Whispering “What’s the future like, by the way?”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, just do what you do. Just be charming and hilarious, unlike the rest of us around you. The rest of us plebes in your life? Yeah, exactly. Well, it’s a… How far can I keep poking at this before, like… the podcast is just over?”

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Andrew and Luke: “By the way, that’s not a swastika; that’s a Native American symbol (Yes!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Chateau Cat Michelle? Well, what about Cateau Ste. Michelle? Cateau S… that’s good.”

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Andrew and Luke: Fifteen extra minutes of horrible content

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Andrew and Luke: “I know. I know. Like, all of this just every–right that, that I’m the one who’s at fault for getting in any kind of beefs over parking; but, it drives me crazy! There’s this tiny little hatchback… I like to call them cat fights.”

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Andrew and Luke: “‘My brain is bad’ (That’s sad) I know. It, it just has a tendency to go there.”

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Andrew and Luke: Now is the time to strike the new boss with monetary requests

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Andrew and Luke: “This is probably inappropriate… talk for the show; but… I have this rash. Yes.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You paint your bald spot? I topic my bald spot. How dare you!”

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