Clips From TBTL #2342: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “All Tweaks Matter. #AllTweaksMatter, Andrew.”

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Luke: “America”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Drawn out “Why is this football game taking so long?”

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Luke: Drawn out and exaggerated “Rue”

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Luke: “Ha, toi toi toi!”

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Luke: “I have so many problems in the tweetering department”

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Luke: “I mean, really, you’re more than welcome to opt-out of the show at any time; and, many people do.”

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Luke: Imitating a Guy Fieri sound or reaction

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Luke: “It’s a sport where you try to murderate each other all the time!”

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Luke: “It’s working!”

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Luke: “No way!”

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Luke: “Oh… you’ve thwarted me and my, and my careful grooming of my Twitter timeline”

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Luke: “Really!!?”

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Luke: Saying something incoherent in Spanish

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Luke: Saying something incoherent in Spanish #2

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Luke: Singing a line from The Smiths’ “I Started Something I Couldn’t Finish”

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Luke: “This… is a pre-existing condition, Andrew”

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Luke: “What?!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, can I say one thing? (Y-yeah, you can say anything For once on this show, can I say one thing? Okay.”

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Luke and Andrew: Going number one and sometimes not washing hands afterwards

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Luke and Andrew: “Let me re… let me re, let me re-box and then unbox my snoring machine… Don’t unbox it, it’s gonna lose value!”

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Luke and Andrew: LifeHacketBuddy.com Domain Availability

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Luke and Andrew: Not-so-Irish Accent

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Clips From TBTL #2342: Andrew Walsh Edition (Part Two)

Andrew: “Oh… Ha-ha!!”

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Andrew: “Okay… couple of things here”

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Andrew: “One of the most famous… I hate myself for even starting this sentence; cuz, I don’t know how to end it.”

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Andrew: “Outside the cereal box, right?”

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Andrew: Pained Sound

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Andrew: “Quick aside here… while I’m tap dancin'”

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Andrew: Quietly Saying “Oh, no”

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Andrew: Quietly Saying “Told you that”

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Andrew: Sneezing plus Fanfare

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Andrew: “So, that’s how you ended up in the Paddy wagon”

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Andrew: “Sorry, Luke. If this was your Twitter feed, I would say, ‘Clean it up'”

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Andrew: “Still sounds bad. Still sounds awful. Shit, I gotta stop watching sports! What are we doing?”

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Andrew: “That’s gross”

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Andrew: “This is not typical Andrew behavior”

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Andrew: “This reindeer juice has got me jacked up!”

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Andrew: “Wow!!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, like really poppy, like, kind of p-punk poppy. Like, post-punk pop. Am I popping my Ps when I say, ‘post-punk pop’?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you know, my brain just crinkled there for a sec”

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Andrew: “You bastard!”

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Andrew: “You jerk! You son of a… When did this show become us torturing each other?”

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Andrew: “You’re in my head too much, by the way”

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Andrew and Luke: “And also, Luke, on just a quick side note, stop eating Jell-O with your hands. That’s weird and gross. What?!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wanted to hand the show back to Luke, just as Luke took a bite of a cheese stick

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Andrew and Luke: “Here, I’ll tell you the whole story. Buckle up (Please do)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I look forward to finding our forever song together, Luke. Did you… God, I hate it when people say that on those HGTV shows.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m not using ‘buzz’ there as a joke; so, just let that go. Can’t. Sorry.”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: Luke has hot takes that contradict each other

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Andrew and Luke: “OMG. Okay. WTF. Well… and now on to e-mails. I asked you to explain and you did. Why the face.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, no, I will be forever indebted to you for pulling… (Oh, good…) …I plan to…”

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Clips From TBTL #2342: Andrew Walsh Edition (Part One)

Andrew: “A cat suddenly comes tearing out of the cat shit closet”

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Andrew: “Alright, we’ll we lost, Chris. See ya at 30 Rock.”

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Andrew: “Aww, Theo, you’re getting to be old”

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Andrew: “Because, every time we say this, our buddy Linh Pham ends up buying it; and, I don’t want him to go broke.”

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Andrew: “But, goddamn it! I hate those words!”

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Andrew: “But, it’s damn near me!”

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Andrew: “Bye”

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Andrew: “Coin-kee-dinkily [ph]

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Andrew: “Come on!”

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Andrew: Cute Laugh

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Andrew: Flat “Oh. Wow. Really”

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Andrew: Flat “What?”

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Andrew: “God…damn!!”

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Andrew: “Hey, have we already done this one?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to end it”

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Andrew: “I mean, that might be our last show. They might just fire us.”

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Andrew: “I think that’s it!!!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna say this with all due respect, Luke… But, I hate your story. It’s an ugly story.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, my brain is wondering a little. I agree with everything you just said.”

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Andrew: “Las Vegas Card Sharks?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Sorry”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “You jerk!”

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Andrew: Laughing, saying “It feels good to la…” and fake gasping for air

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Andrew: “Luke, say something now! I’m out! I started, I started… on a, on a sentence that I can’t finish”

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Andrew: “Nope”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Oh, no” #2

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