Andrew: “And if so, I’ll kill him!!!”
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Andrew: “Are you gonna be the most chill booking I’ve ever had; or, is this the beginning of a nightmare?”
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Andrew: “I am a fidgeter”
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Andrew: “I felt like a terrorist for a second”
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Andrew: “Is it me?!?”
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Andrew: “Let me ask you a question”
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Andrew: “Like, my gut is my most embarrassing feature of me, and that includes my brain; so, that’s how bad it is.”
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Andrew: “No shit”
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Andrew: “Oh, did she say anything? I just laughed at ya.”
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Andrew: “Oh, here comes the guess! Here comes the guess! Are you ready?”
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Andrew: “Oh, is that the version you’re telling?”
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Andrew: Quickly singing lyrics to “These Eyes” by The Guess Who
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Andrew: Singing “These eyes”
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Andrew: “This is bugging me, man!”
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Andrew: “This is me talkin’!”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has some spoofs and will be whizzing some smokers
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Luke: “And I didn’t see anything… and, I went into a complete panic”
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Luke: “Don’t try to contain your joy”
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Luke: “Don’t… praise… the machine”
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Luke: “I’m, I’m sitting here ready to be whizzed. Wait a minute, that came out wrong.”
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Luke: “Let’s go ahead and, and let the fun out. Who let the fun out, by the way?”
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Luke: “Nirvana!!”
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Luke: “Right!?”
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Luke: Saying “Did I do that?” as Steve Urkel
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Luke: “Talk about Net Non-Neutrality, my friend”
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Luke: “That is how… that is, that is how hardwired the pathways of my little pea brain are”
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Luke: “This is Apollonia of nothing”
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Luke: Trying to sing and remember lyrics from Prince’s “U Got The Look”
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Luke: “You know, the show is like a dynasty: You screw it up and then you walk away… and you let Laura Hadden fix it”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna give you a ‘Forget-Me-Now’. Okay. Or… or even a, if you so choose, a ‘Forget-Me-Shot'”
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Luke and Andrew: “If every once in a blue moon, you actually got someone who had, you know, a bunch of C4… in one of their butthole flaps. Then, it’d be like, (Come on) that would be exciting.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Pretty good, Akinator and Walshinator! Yeah!”
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Luke and Andrew: “We can do that on the road trip if you want. I’ll come in and throw a grapefruit at you! Okay, but I’m gonna have a knife.”
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