Tag: #2373

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2373

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Andrew: “Apropos of literally… nothing”

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Andrew: “Aww, goddamn it!”

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Andrew: Bro Rules, or Brules

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Andrew: “Can I just totally out your brother Dave?”

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Andrew: Chopped and Screwed “Gimme Pizza”

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Andrew: “God, I miss the 80s!”

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Andrew: “Ha!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a really good laugh

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Andrew: “Hey… I like that!”

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Andrew: “Holy shit!!”

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Andrew: “I believe… that KFC chicken exists. I just don’t believe that it’s man-made.”

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Andrew: “I could be wrong about that”

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Andrew: “I know you hate this shit!”

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Andrew: “I love this e-mail from Gary, I hate this e-mail from Gary; but, I love this e-mail from Gary.”

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Andrew: “I see. I don’t feel bad for not knowing that.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “It is. It’s just classic.”

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Andrew: “Lou-eh, Lou-eh [ph]“

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamn it!”

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Andrew: “Oh, what am I doing to this show?”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Stop the show!!”

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Andrew: “Thou! Shall! Pass later! Maybe. Shout out to the Burbank clan enjoying today’s episode of TBTL.”

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Andrew: “You have a cat, right? That’s like Putin.”

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Andrew: “You’re fucking up all… I’m just trying in bad words now”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, it’s actually from our friend Sky. You mentioned Sky on the show… The Sky Pilot!!? What’s that? The Sky Pilot. That’s, that’s what we used to always call him in Seattle (Oh, okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew doesn’t want to be The Groz

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “I’ll have to power through that part of the conversation”

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Andrew and Luke: “Arby’s… (God, I do a good Ving Rhames) Don’t dump your poo here! (That was with) Arby’s… We have some rules!”

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Andrew and Luke: Cole Slaw and AP Style Guide Joke

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Andrew and Luke: “Shari’s Berries, these are known as the dessert that got Luke off his grind. They’re the Grind Buster!”

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Andrew and Luke: “That was gross (Sure)”

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Luke: “Arby’s… We have the electricity”

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Luke: Funny Sound

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Luke: “Haven’t we had enough of my bullshit… at this point?”

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Luke: “Ho!!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “North of warm, south of scalding pocket”

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Luke: Snickering

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Luke: “The Sky Pilot!!!”

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Luke: “This, this rockabilly dude escaped my radar”

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Luke: “Ya, sure. You betcha.”

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Luke: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘A little more than a year ago, we moved from Everett, Washington to China, Maine’ Hold on a second. (There’s a China) Stop the show!! There’s a China, Maine!? I’m pretty sure that’s where the country is… what the country is named after. I could be wrong about that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, Andrew. Oh, Luke!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ruby says the way you pronunciate. Pronunciate!? [sic] That’s an ironic word to mess up the pronunciation on (Yep)”

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Luke and Andrew: “So anyway, in summary… cats, pretty nice. I guess. I think it’s kind of a bullshit study.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2372

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Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman left a chopped and screwed message for the TBTL Voicemail Line.

Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message

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Andrew: “Back off, Tim!”

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Andrew: “Boo-urns”

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Andrew: “Boooooog!”

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Andrew: “Burro Rey [sic]“

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Andrew: Chopped and Screwed “Gimme brisket”

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Andrew: “I dunno how to talk photo talk”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Oh my God, thirty of those things!”

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Andrew: “Oh, farts are funny!”

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Andrew: Singing “One mink, one skunk one possum”

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Andrew: “Stropped [sic] and screwed”

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Andrew: “This is a penguin in the wild”

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Andrew: “This is probably the, ‘Andrew doesn’t have kids… thing, maybe, again”

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Andrew: “Were capturing a shot of a bear… fighting another bear over a fish”

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Andrew: “When I go on stage, they just say… ‘Boo'”

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Andrew: “When I’m waking up in the middle of the night and the whole house is really quiet, I don’t wanna be broadcasting what I’m doing in there; so, I turn the jet engine up to eleven.”

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Andrew: “You can put the Light Phone on your light-up toilet, and everything’s… Everything’s gonna come up Lukles”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew being “No, but” while talking about toilets

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew had a little Death Rattle happen

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Andrew and Luke: “I was part of some program where… they, they were helping… (A government program?) It was a, it was a program for bad photographers, to try to encourage them”

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Andrew and Luke: “It took me a long time to figure out what the hell was going on there. I’m gonna have the, I’m gonna have the pizza at Stubbs. Gimme pizza. Right.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just Kazaa that shit. Limewire”

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Luke: “Butt washer”

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Luke: “Chris ‘Bidets’ Hayes”

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Luke: “Cover your bald spot?”

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Luke: Doing the Duck Hunt Dog laugh

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Luke: “Doo-hickey”

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Luke: “Holy shit!!”

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Luke: “I’ve paralyzed one of my legs…by being on the john too long. AMA”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Luuuuuuke!”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness… I’m gonna have to write this and we’re gonna have to do it live”

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Luke: “Overnight… BMs? Sweet. Okay. Thanks!”

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Luke: Saying “Machete” in a funny manner

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Luke: Trying to say “You ever see one of those” as Norm Macdonald

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Luke: “You’re gonna hear this and you’re gonna be like, ‘This is most, this is some pretty Luke music'”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you ever have a friend with Duck Hunt who would like or some kid you’d be playing with, who would put the gun right up against the screen? Yeah, of course, we all knew assholes.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know if I’d pick up a cougar and tell it, ‘You did such a good job!’ (No, I don’t think I would)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll, I’ll see your Death Rattle and raise you a gross phlegm story (Mmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “New York City? New York City!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my God, I love your exhaust fan, it’s a beautiful exhaust fan. (It is a) I love your exhaust fan. It’s a jet engine.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh… absitively, (Really) posolutely!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We would love to see y’all there. Oh man, it’s already starting. I just said ‘Y’all’ like it’s a thing for me. (I know, I know!) It’s not, it’s not!”

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