Clips From TBTL #2386

Andrew: “Because, I can’t like just deputize myself. You know what happened when I tried deputizing myself, I left a… This is a whole drama. I left a note on my neighbor’s car”

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Andrew: “Cuz Luke… controls the butthole flap”

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Andrew: “Cuz Luke… controls the butthole flap drop”

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Andrew: “Damn, I wish I had a hot mic today!!”

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Andrew: “Guys being guys!”

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Andrew: “Happy World Turtle Day, everybody”

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Andrew: “Hey, Fletch”

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Andrew: “I am the stupidest, luckiest person in the world, I’m not joking”

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Andrew: “I said no monkey business; and, now, I’m like knee deep in monkey business right here”

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Andrew: “No monkey business”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: Pounding the Table

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: Sheepish “Oh, that’s right”

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Andrew: “What was the damage to your bo-ody?”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Editors just cut, cut, cut reporter’s stories and ruin everything

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Fall River’s motto is, ‘We’ll Try’. And, they are not meeting their own expectations. Oh, dear!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Stop cutting the circles! (Yes!) Do it right, guys! (Yes, of course)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Today, Twitter is just abuzz with the fact that it’s World Turtle Day (Really!!?)”

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Andrew and Steve Scher: Laughing

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Phyllis Fletcher: “#NotAllCars”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Ha-ha!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Married, sucka!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh my God!!! What!!!?”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, Andrew”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “It’s either a prediction or a request… (Okay) that… that, ‘Luke controls the butthole flap’ will be on MarsupialGurgle.com within 24 hours”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Ohhhhhh”

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Phyllis Fletcher, Andrew and Steve Scher: Reacting to what happened to Steve and Steve saying “Yeah, gross. Very gross”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey Andrew, it’s Stu. Just a reminder to… be your best self, that’s good enough for anybody; and, that, this is episode 2386 in a collector’s series”

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Steve Scher: “I’m Steve Scher”

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Steve Scher: “This, this.. this a big guy!”

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Steve Scher and Andrew: “How polite was it? It used pink ink. Pink ink? Pink ink. And, did you say please and thank you… Please and thank you. No exclamation point.”

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Steve Scher and Andrew: “I do listen, you know. No, you don’t. Yeah, every, I do. What’s your, what’s your favorite part? I don’t have one. No, I listen, I listen to myself, I listen to Luke”

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Steve Scher, Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “And, there’s even some snapping turtles. Really? How do you tell a snapping turtle? Flat… Cuz, it’s going like this, ‘Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo…’ Okay, I’m just gonna cut Phyllis’s mic”

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