Andrew: “End this thing! End it!!”
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Andrew: “Get me out of this!”
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Andrew: Having a good laugh
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Andrew: “Hello, everybody!”
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Andrew: “I don’t approve of that drop!”
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Andrew: “I just see the bottom line and pay it at the end”
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Andrew: “Just chuck like ten or fifteen in their mouth, and let their teeth sort it out…”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “None of this is normal!”
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Andrew: “Okay, I, I feel bad for not getting that joke”
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Andrew: “The nuts are too damn high!”
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Andrew: “Well, Dan in Brooklyn wants to solve my nut problem”
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Andrew and Carey Burbank: “I need to go make some plans or something! Hey, you can make a candle… or something… Oh, wow! It’s okay. You know, it’s okay when I say it.”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is a glib guy and that’s his brand
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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t blame my wi-fi. I think you should apologize to Robotron. Sorry, Robotron.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Well, Dan in Brooklyn wants to solve my nut problem. (Nice) He says, ‘Hey, guys…’ (Finally) Let’s take that one out of context, Linh. Let’s not, Linh.”
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Andrew, Carey Burbank and Luke: Carey is a Burbank but didn’t pull a Burbank
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Carey Burbank: “Andrew’s a very good host”
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Carey Burbank: “Did you have a fart transplant?”
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Carey Burbank: “Linh Pham, could you put together a compilation of how many times Luke has said, ‘I don’t wanna speak for you, Carey…’ and then, proceeds to speak for me. Thanks.”
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Carey Burbank: “Seriously?”
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Carey Burbank: “Wait, wait… how do you accidentally buy ham?”
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Carey Burbank and Andrew: “Hard Rain” Reference
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Carey Burbank and Andrew: “Wait a minute, can I make an announcement? (Yes) I’m… I’m taking off”
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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: Carey saying “I shit you not” and “I fart transplant you not”
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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, I talked about this once on the show before, and I didn’t quite describe it in a way that I felt good about… But… ye–I. By the way, welcome to everyday for me and Andrew. I know, I already regret a lot of what I said on this show. It’s not even over yet. Did you have a fart transplant?”
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Luke: “Apparently, somebody puts Baby in a corner; and, that’s us”
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Luke: “Carey, I, I… again, I don’t wanna speak for you; but, I…”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: “Go download an Internet. And, go Mariners.”
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Luke: “I just love Rudy so much”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Now, I don’t wanna… tell you how you feel”
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Luke: “Redfin is my Tindr”
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Luke: “The nut meats”
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Luke: “Those are all on the prohibited list… we hope”
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Luke and Andrew: “But, I feel like if there were ghosts, I–they’d just walk in and be like… you know, ‘What’s up, y’all?’. They wouldn’t be like… Oh, they’re from Austin? (Yeah)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s take that one out of context, Linh. Let’s not, Linh.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s description of cupfuls of tobacco makes Andrew uncomfortable
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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Like a typical conversation with me, you may be paying attention about thirty to forty percent of it. Would you say that’s accurate? Accurate. Okay.”
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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Now, I don’t wanna… tell you how you feel. What does my body language tell you? You’re about to ghost on me. You’re about to ghost on this relationship any minute.”
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Luke and Carey Burbank: “The fart transplant did not go as planned. Oh, brother.”
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Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: Luke didn’t read the look on Carey’s face correctly
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