Clips From TBTL #2450

Andrew: “Captain Daddy and the Rude Dog”

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Andrew: “God! Does the moon look cocky to you?”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “Hey guys, we have a short boat. Anybody know where the short boats go?”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke… listen… I met Rudy. She was not a pink dog. I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I crashed into anything”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be blind”

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Andrew: “I kind of keep on thinking about the podcast; and, I keep on forgetting about the sun disappearing”

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Andrew: “I’m not ready to just Calvin off the side of the boat”

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Andrew: “Knock on… wooden boat”

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Andrew: “Meanwhile, I’ll be evacuating something myself… wondering if we’re gonna survive the eclipse”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. I got a voicemail from my husband… on boat day”

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Andrew: “Rudy seems ridiculously chill, man!”

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Andrew: Singing “Turn around”

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Andrew: “Sun’s still gone”

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Andrew: “That seal… has probably heard more bullshit podcasts. People riding on their boats be like, ‘Hey, I have an idea. Let’s go podcast from a boat.'”

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Andrew: “This is the happiest I’ve seen Luke all day!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And then, fire up the old podcart machine… in a little bit, as the sun gets closer to exploding; or, whatever is going to happen. Thanks, Neil deGrasse Tyson.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asked if Luke was still distracted by the destroyed planter box, but Luke sort of forgot about it

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Andrew and Luke: “How much is that planter… just going to… eat at your brain this entire day? Umm… a lot.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I didn’t bring a stadium pail. I don’t know what the plan is if I have to go to the bathroom. Just right off the side of the boat, man.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I do see a bunch of boats up there; but, they look like tall boats. Their grace and splendor? Hey guys, we have a short boat. Anybody know where the short boats go?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, Luke… we’re in a boat; but, we’re… on land. What’s going on here? Are we doing this right? I don’t know”

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Andrew and Luke: “We could be at the bottom of the sea, you know. Your, your concerns are much more about us actually surviving this. I’m just worried about getting in trouble; but, okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You backed the boat into the slip. Is that the right term? Uh, no; but, okay. Hey… I’m the one who’s culturally nautical”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re my ride home, dude! (I know) Could you just save your eyes until I get on that bus?”

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Luke: Accidentally destroyed a planter box while towing his boat and saying “Umm, and so… Shit!”

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Luke: “Daddy gotta get that other thirteen percent”

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Luke: “I believe in Jesus! Holy shit, dude!”

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Luke: “I completely taco’d this planter… box that we have”

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Luke: “I don’t really have a Plan B”

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Luke: “I have to pee”

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Luke: Leaving a voicemail message for Carey regarding destroying a planter box

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Luke: “This is special! This is special!!”

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Luke: “Well, here we go… from a Toyota 4Runner… pulling a boat… that recently, completely destroyed a planter box… at my house”

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Luke: “Yeah, dude! We’re golden!”

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Luke and Andrew: Boat sitrep and not quite correctly explaining bow, stern, port and starboard

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Luke and Andrew: Bonus material at the end of the show

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Luke and Andrew: “I didn’t want to… go to Oregon today; and, and I thought, well… No offense, Oregon. Yeah, peace and love.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m sorry… please refer to me as Captain Daddy. Alright. Captain Daddy and the Rude Dog”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke futzed with his eclipse glasses, which came off for a moment, causing Luke to look directly at the sun

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, look, there’s a seal right there. Oh! We’re… next to a seal!! Don’t look directly at the sun!”

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Luke and Andrew: Putting on their eclipse glasses and seeing the eclipse start

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Luke and Andrew: “So, when I say… that the battery is working means we’re okay; it just means that we’ve made it to the next level… of this video game called, ‘Life’. When’s the next eclipse?”

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