Clips From TBTL #2466

A, yet to be identified, listener left a voicemail for Luke and Andrew in which she sang a song about “Jalapeña”, which was played at the very beginning of the show.

Listener: Jalapeña Song

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Andrew: “‘ASAP’ is a trigger word for me via e-mail”

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Andrew: Curious Sound

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Andrew: “Football! Boop, boop, boop”

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Andrew: “I concur. It was a Concur joke!”

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Andrew: “I got a lot of bees under my bonnet”

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Andrew: “I licked my chops like a cartoon wolf”

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Andrew: “I lost you somewhere in this spoof. I’m lost in a spoof. Is that a song by Tayler Dayne?”

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Andrew: “I was gonna ask you that too. Other than, ‘Did you poop?’ I was gonna ask you, did you cry?”

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Andrew: “I was… gonna do a little… experiment with you today”

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Andrew: “I’m lost in a spoof”

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Andrew: Saying “Boop, boop, boop” in a deep voice

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Andrew: Saying “Dip, dip, dip” in a deep voice

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Andrew: Saying “I know!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “Chrome River”

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Andrew: “This might sound weird”

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Andrew: “You gotta stick through the poo!”

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Andrew: “You know I love me some humor in uniform!”

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Luke: “By the way… more on why I, I think my life doesn’t have any meaning in a moment”

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Luke: “C-O-B-O-O-B”

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Luke: “I feel like that would be a super-group: Matisyahu Mouse”

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Luke: “If this was No Point Conversion, I would tell you exactly why he’s not a coach… anymore. And, it’s not; but, I will.”

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Luke: “In retrospect, it’s… kind of cornball”

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Luke: “It’s also why… I hate the rapper A$AP Rocky. I just feel like he needs… to… I’ll get to you when as I can, Rocky!”

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Luke: “Long story longer, and with less of a power out”

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Luke: Making a funny, high pitched sound

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Luke: “Oh my goodness! Well, there goes my theory.”

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Luke: “Oh! And, by the way… today… is the… day that Apple announced the new iPhone!”

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Luke: Saying “I did not” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “This is where I took Geology” as Troy McClure

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Luke: Saying “This is where it all started” in a gruff voice

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Luke: “That is life changing!”

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Luke: Thinking mouth sounds

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Luke: “This is the most… I mean, we are inside an episode of Dilbert… right now”

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Luke: “We are gonna get… jalapeño business… today, as we do in the… Sorry about that. Just had to get out of my system.”

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Luke: “We’ve never been more Biz Dev. We’ve never been more UX… then we are today”

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Luke: “What’s in your wallet?”

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Luke: “You know… I’m, I’m, I’m excited about this; but, I do feel like… I think I may have turned you; and, I may have created a monster.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, we got about five minutes for this, bruh. Alright. Can I use all five? Can I use three of them? Yep. (Actually, three and a half) I’ll allow it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Keith Stone of Libertyville, Illinois. Wow. Please… (Hold my stones) Keith Stone is not a real person.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Look what you made me spoof. Look what you made me spoof. (Okay, I’m writing…) Look what you just, look what you just… (Sorry, Dippin’ Don’ts)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, that person just shit their brains out. Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “When you, when you go low, you also go high (Yeah)”

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