Andrew: “And next to it is, just like, the most… stereotypical, 2017 hipster-y, hipster girl”
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Andrew: “Arrrrrrr!”
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Andrew: “But, which is the other Shannon?”
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Andrew: Clapping, Playing “(I Had) The Time of My Life” and a clip of Sergio Dipp
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Andrew: “Do I have enough Supertramp?”
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Andrew: “Except for me now. Now, I’m the ass.”
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Andrew: “I am jealous of everybody’s rumpus rooms”
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Andrew: “I don’t like these bodegas, matey!”
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Andrew: “I expect Dream Andrew and Dream Luke to be a little bit better to Dream Shannon”
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Andrew: “I feel pretty shitty about this”
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Andrew: “I just don’t believe saving the buggy whips for the sake of saving the buggy whips”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna use the word, ‘optics’. Trigger warning, everybody. I’m gonna say ‘optics,’ probably a lot, during this conversation.”
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Andrew: “It was BYOD… Bring Your Own Donation”
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Andrew: “It’s a real dreamy episode of TBTL today”
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Andrew: “Like, I love you, Luke; but, please don’t send me an emoji of your face, okay?”
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Andrew: “Luke… I’m gonna break the fourth wall here for a second”
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Andrew: “Oh, God, that’s gross!”
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Andrew: “That’s not how, that’s not how food works”
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Andrew: “Turns out, Chevy makes all kinds of super-ugly cars!”
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Andrew: “Why do you say that?”
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Andrew: “Woohoo!”
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Andrew: “Yeah, it’s Wolfgang Punk [sic]“
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Andrew: “Yesterday, I was watching an episode of Monk with… Genevieve; and, something happened, that happens… from time to time, as you’d imagine when I watch Monk. Which is, I have a very Monk-y reaction to something.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I did not do that, though. I did not do that! I did not steal the nuts! I did (I did not) steal a cup of coffee once.”
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Luke: “Although, I guess, there are a few other people listening”
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Luke: “And, it just feels so different when… you lived… in… Manha-many… [ph] Minnesota. That’s not even a place! Why did I pick the weirdest theoretical place?”
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Luke: “Blackbeard the Turnip Murderer?”
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Luke: “Boom. Roasted.”
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Luke: “Conk, conk!!”
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Luke: “I didn’t want to be fired from KIRO for stealing cashews. I wanted to be fired from KIRO for low ratings. And, and, I probably would have; but, I quit before they could do it.”
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Luke: “I, I shall deliver to you… one Fargield, my good man”
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Luke: “I’m having the time… of my life here at episode two-thousand four-hundred… and sixty-seven in a collective… Collective series!? Yes… we’re t-taking the show in a very collectivist… direction. Just FYI, everybody.”
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Luke: “It was… BYOS: Bring Your Own Show”
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Luke: “More glass seems like mo’ problems for me”
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Luke: “Okay, Burbank, you’ve waited long enough. Treat yourself with the iPhone X.”
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Luke: “Okay. Let’s… let’s do a scan, body. Let’s check all of the quadrants.”
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Luke: “Ooh, my face”
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Luke: Quietly asking “What is wrong with me?”
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Luke: “Santa emoji, poop emoji… dancing emoji. Thumbs up emoji. Thumbs to the middle emoji.” ??????
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Luke: Saying “Aye… Ye are taking my turnip business… because, you’ve… got all this stuff in that one little, small, convenient location” in a pirate farmer’s accent
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Luke: “That was the most stoner thing you’ve ever said”
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Luke: “That’s so beautiful, Andrew”
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Luke: “Update on the Pod-pets, they’re doing great”
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Luke: “Violence is never the answer”
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Luke: “We’ll… we’ll dip into that. We’ll Sergio Dipp into that later.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Save that for the Halloween show, bub. Yeah, right!”
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