Tag: #2468

Luke: “All I have to do this afternoon is… record… one hour of imaginary radio… go for jog; and then, read two hundred more pages of a Salman Rushdie book… and, also write my monologue and write all the questions… and iron my suit… and, also, lint roll it; cuz, it’s pretty jacked up, I’ll be honest with you.”

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Luke: “Ding-dang Portland, Oregon”

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Luke: “Do you know what the White Chapel fatberg is?”

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Luke: “Don’t be a sketch-ball in the woods”

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Luke: “Hello, my Tayne”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna discombobulate and recombobulate”

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Luke: “I got your Dayton Peace Accord… right ‘ere!”

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Luke: “I spent like… thirty minutes last night… Tetris-ing this shit in there”

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Luke: “I… podcast more than anyone!”

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Luke: “It’s like Drogon the Dragon… farted on it”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Making monkey sounds

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Luke: Preemptively apologizing and giving a trigger warning for the White Chapel fatberg talk

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Luke: Saying “Ehlo” in a British accent

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Luke: Saying “Hüsker Dü” in an exaggerated manner

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Luke: Singing “Closing Time”

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Luke: Singing “I ain’t much on bossa nova… me and Romeo ain’t never been friends”

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Luke: “Sorry, London… we done!”

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Luke: “That wasn’t a CD. That was my voice. All those sounds were coming from my bo-ody.”

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Luke: “That’s weird brag, but okay”

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Luke: “This is just… specific… for my friend Andy”

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Luke: “This is the last deet I’ll disgust you with”

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Luke: “Thwack”

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Luke: “Where did you get that drop from?”

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Luke: “Yah!”

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Luke: “You… hate my audio levels. You hate them.”

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Luke and Andrew: “How does this sounds to you now? (That sounds great, thank you) The right amount of bossa nova? Yes; but, it’s not the right amount of Boz. Boza nova! Boza nova!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I is afraid of that ghost. Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, you sweat pee, don’t you? Isn’t that what you do? They sweat pee in heaven, don’t they? Wait, what?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It whelmed me, bro. (Oh, no!) I’m extremely whelmed by it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Listen, Andrew. As we established yesterday… this is just about you and me. Right!”

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Luke and Andrew: “They’re, they’re like the m-monkeys in 2001: A Space Odyssey… Oddity. (Mmm-hmm) Odyssey.”

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Andrew: “Did you say, did you say ‘Ehlo’ or ‘Heelo’? [ph]“

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Andrew: Doing his version of the “Top Story” drop

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Andrew: Groaning Laugh

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Andrew: “I have a hot dog story for ya”

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Andrew: “I have a sad story”

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Andrew: “I might not be on my game today, Luke. I don’t know. Boy, good thing nobody else noticed.”

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Andrew: “I think that was… God in the machine, right there”

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Andrew: “Just keep on catching blue gill and put them in a bucket; but, now, I think about that bucket, and I’m like, ‘Well, that must’ve been awful for those fish'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s what you wanted to know”

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Andrew:Saying “Did you say ”ello’?” in a British accent

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Andrew: Saying “Some numbers are missing… by today’s standards” in response to a seven-digit phone number in a radio clip

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Andrew: “Speaking of things the listeners probably aren’t interested in”

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Andrew: “The famed Maris Talks of 2017?”

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Andrew: “Uhh, that’s worse!!”

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Andrew: “Was that a thing?”

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Andrew: “We noticed that the grass was dead. We thought it was just cuz of our… burning hot love… for each other. Emotional love! Don’t be gross. Don’t be a sketch-ball in the podcast either.”

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew: “What are you spoofing on?”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m learning a lot about how the human body works; and, it is true, the sweat glands are… directly connected, directly connected you the bladder. And, that’s how it works. Well, mine is broken then”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where was that dark memory hiding all this time? Underneath all the happiness! Under… all the unmitigated joy! Yeah, exactly. Under all the gambling and alcohol abuse!”

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