Andrew: “Bean, bean, bean, bean”
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Andrew: “By the way, don’t think #QuipLifestyle is a thing… but, still… I’m living it”
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Andrew: “Cuz, I know this is gonna get hard and I know that I’m gonna embarrass myself… with something really easy”
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Andrew: Drawn out “Ahhh”
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Andrew: “Here’s how I see Valentine’s Day, Sweetie”
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Andrew: “I dunno man… Suddenly, this Doogie theme just pales in comparison to the bean song”
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Andrew: “I said Dream Talk was over”
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Andrew: “I should’ve just, I should’ve just, like, flopped on the first one”
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Andrew: “I want to be legitimately… shocked, awed, delighted and surprised”
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Andrew: “I wish I could turn back time”
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Andrew: “I’m a real Gen Xer”
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Andrew: “I’m killing it in the boyfriend department”
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Andrew: “I’m Stanford Blade. More at Eleven”
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Andrew: “It was like my brain was a CD that was skipping… and I just kept hearing, ‘Male Palentine’s Day! Male Palentine’s Day!’… over and over and over again”
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Andrew: “It’s literally my favorite song right now”
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Andrew: “Let me tell you who I am. My name’s Andrew Walsh… this show’s called, ‘Too Beautiful to Live’… usually hosted by Luke Burbank. He’s not here today; which, is why I am going to tell you… about a dream I had last night”
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Andrew: Listing off exceptions with a lot of commas
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Andrew: “New York City!?”
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Andrew: “No poison ivy? Happy Valentine’s Day, Sweetie!!”
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Andrew: “Now… Bean, you’re not gonna tell on me, are you?”
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Andrew: “Oogh! If I get this wrong, I know a lot of our listeners are gonna be mad”
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Andrew: Saying “Spill the beans, Bean!” and playing the “Baked Bean Song”
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Andrew: “So far, I’m killing it”
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Andrew: “So, what you do think the very first thing I did was? Knowing how horrible this joke was… both in my dream and in reality, what do you think the very first thing I did was? I told it to my girlfriend… And, her reaction was exactly… what yours was, right there… Dead silence”
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Andrew: “Sometimes I feel like you are the only person who understands me”
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Andrew: “This is gonna sound so corny and old manny”
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Andrew: “Tongue-in-cheeking it”
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Andrew: “We are not the podcast that leads. We are the podcast that follows the guy who is sweeping up… after… the last followers out the door”
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Andrew: “What are people doing?”
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Andrew: “What’s on your mind?”
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Andrew and Bean Baxter: “No mountain to tall… and, good luck to all!”
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Andrew and Bean Baxter: “Well, not nothing. I mean, really nothing… is what we’re doing. I said, ‘not nothing’; but, I was gonna say, ‘not anything’ and I said, ‘not nothing’. Mmm-hmm”
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Bean Baxter: Disapproving “Andrew!”
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Bean Baxter: “I am the smartest guy in the world!”
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Bean Baxter: “Mardi Gras is not… for me”
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Bean Baxter: “Oh, they’re idiots, Andrew”
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Bean Baxter: “Po’ boy is po’ boy”
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Bean Baxter and Andrew: “Higher? (Higher) Higher? (Higher) Higher? Higher”
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Bean Baxter and Andrew: “We’re going deep into po’ boy… Oh, no, we’re going deep here… I mean, people’s ears are bleeding over this. I mean, it is the worst thing you can possibly do to the South”
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