Clips From TBTL #2607: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Alright… let’s do some… some e-mailing and some v-mailing before my teeth completely fall out of my head”

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Luke: “And, I cried… I mean, I’m a mess up there”

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Luke: “Coming to you… possibly for the last time. Well, let’s be honest, probably… for the last time, from the… offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat… here in Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle, Washington”

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Luke: Cracking up a little after playing the “Ooooh!” drop while mentioning Hari Kondabolu being on the show

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Luke: “Dude… stop reading my tweets from four years ago”

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Luke: “Everything’s made up on This American Life, you guys. I’m sorry to tell ya”

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Luke: “Fine!”

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Luke: “Holy shit”

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Luke: “I was… crying secretly in the car the other day; driving… my wife and my niece… from one of my sister’s house… to my other sister’s house”

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Luke: “I’m in over my head, Walsh! I’m in over my head!”

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Luke: “I’m mad at you; but, when I get mad at you, it makes my teeth hurt more; so, I have to just… kind of keep it more calm. I have to try to keep my lips over my teeth”

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Luke: “I’m trying to misdirect!!”

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Luke: “I’ve got an update… on how much… tooth whitening gel is too much… tooth whitening gel… Spoiler alert: it’s however much I put in the… weird… mouthguard last night. Because, when my teeth are exposed to the ambient air… they hurt”

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Luke: “Oh, Behave”

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Luke: Saying “Will you be on Live Wire?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing his take on the opening notes of the “StoryCorps” intro

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Luke: “That hurt my teeth to laugh”

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Luke: “They can come and get it!”

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Luke: “Try to stop me”

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Luke: “Webster’s defines… lying as… what I’m doing right now”

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Luke: “What!!!?”

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Luke: “You get me on an airplane, and I’ll cry at any flipping movie”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright. Well played… well played, sir (What do you mean?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Clever girl (Oh, yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Clever girl. Clever girl”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey! Whose side are you on here!?! I’m a people!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I feel like… this… this audio drop… (Ooooh!) it’s like tofu, you can just put it in anything. I don’t hate it!! (Okay) I’m not being sarcastic!! (Okay, good)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, if it was me… I would wait for their money to hit my account; and then, I would… Float it… I’d probably write a couple of checks against that… It’s called, ‘kiting'”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke isn’t sure if Andrew likes him playing the “Ooooh!” drop and compares it to tofu

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Luke and Andrew: “Okay, if you looked at my teeth right now… would you think… where would you put them on the average… whiteness spectrum? Umm, from heavenly… to Nicalert? Yes… it’s almost my first wife’s name, by the way… Heavenly. No.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ooh. Ooh! Excuse me. Ooh! (Oh, ‘Explicit’!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wash, rinse and repeat (Mmm-hmm. Mmmkay)”

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Clips From TBTL #2607: Andrew and Hari Kondabolu Edition

Andrew: “Am I on a limb here by myself?”

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Andrew: “Anytime you play audio with my voice on it, it just strengthens the brand”

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Andrew: “CleverGirl.com”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh, boy”

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Andrew: “Hey, I gamed the system and I got a free Walkman!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what to do!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why you’d wanna do it!”

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Andrew: “I guess you cheated”

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Andrew: “I mean, that’s a pretty big, ballsy cheat”

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Andrew: “Not to turn this into Negative Town”

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Andrew: “O…kay”

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Andrew: “Ohh, that’s how it goes”

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Andrew: Saying “Cthulhu” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Ship… the Sony back to this address!”

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Andrew: Skeptical sound

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Andrew: “Technically, I don’t know”

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Andrew and Hari Kondabolu: “Man… tell me everything about (Yes) having a billboard with your face on it. It’s the weirdest thing”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew accidentally said “Patsy Clan” instead of “Patsy Cline”

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Andrew and Luke: “Gimme, gimme… it’s a guy? Gimme his name… Well, no; then people will, it’ll get back to him… Yes, that’s why I want his name! Hey! Whose side are you on here!?! I’m a people!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, not to be an egomaniac about it (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was legit bummed (Yeah, you were)”

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Andrew and Luke: “My cassette tapes are in the other room watching Russian car crashes… Alright. Different uncle!! (Okay. Sorry) I got a lot of crazy uncles”

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Andrew and Luke: “(Oh, ‘Explicit’) Ooh! Ooh!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What if it, what if it turned out… (If you saw my teeth…) I’ve… poisoning your teeth… just so that you don’t holler at me. It’s an effective strategy”

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Hari Kondabolu: “I get free coffee here!”

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Hari Kondabolu: “I’m larger than life! I’m literally larger than life”

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Hari Kondabolu: “My brother, I realized, does not give a shit”

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Hari Kondabolu: “Oh my God, yeah”

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Hari Kondabolu, Luke and Andrew: “Oh… I mean, Das Racist broke up three years ago, thank God. Thank God? What!? Why do you say that? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God… I didn’t like the whole him being more famous thing”

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