Clips From TBTL #2620

Andrew: “Hey, man… I’m really sorry about Carl”

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Andrew: “Huh”

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Andrew: “I can’t do it! I won’t do it!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t hear any ‘Huh!!’s”

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Andrew: “I don’t know!”

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Andrew: “I, I think I was confusing a ‘Whoo!’ with a ‘Huh!!'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “My dad would find all kinds of crazy shit to scratch his back with. Your dad ever do that?”

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Andrew: “Now, there’s a ‘Whoo’ in there”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!!!”

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Andrew: Saying “Shit!” slightly under his breath

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Andrew: Singing “Samson… Huh! Samson and Delilah!”

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Andrew: “So, even if this doesn’t have a ‘Huh!’… I still… I still think that I won”

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Andrew: “What a great game!!! Amazing game!”

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Andrew: “Without further a-Doog”

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Andrew: “You can’t play that in the sadness car… of the train”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m, like, insanely jealous of your logo; which, is a very simple… Oh, we can work more tears into the TBTL logo, Andrew, if you’d like us to”

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Andrew and Luke: “You have more laser hair than you were born with… Exactly”

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Luke: “Carl was, was soon going to be… going to that announcer’s booth in the sky”

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Luke: “For sharks”

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Luke: Imitating the sound Steve Brule makes when something hot is in his mouth

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, is that the podcast about Sauron… Lord of the… netherworld in Lord of the Rings?”

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Luke: “Okay, less Hans. Let’s not get carried away”

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Luke: Singing “Stretch it out, out, out”

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Luke: “Terrible, Thanks For Asking LIVE!”

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Luke: “Then, we’ll get the nose up… on this… sadness train”

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Luke: “To keep it in the biblical parlance: it’s lukewarm and I’ll spit it out; cuz, apparently, I’m God”

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Luke: “Why are we so weird about crying about things that are… that are okay to be sad about?”

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Luke: “Why would you even book a ticket on a sadness train?”

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Luke: “Yeah, you realize though, Terrible, Thanks for Asking, you have seven percent of their listeners. So, if we’re gonna put you on their show, what’s in it for them?”

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Luke: “Yeah! Shiatsu. Lower back. Get at it!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, rending of garments. Oh my God!! They rended so many!”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about those Mariners last night, by the way? Dude, I missed the entire game; cuz, I was doing… (Why!?!) my… I was doing my (Oh, your other job) goddamn taxes”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just didn’t know you could be an English major… in your head! (In your head!) Right”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke gets Taxman-rolled by Andrew

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Luke and Nora McInerny: “Exactly! You have to preserve the (Icy Hot) mystery. Like, what does this person’s voice sound like?”

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Luke, Nora McInerny and Andrew: “Can you just rank, like, your top three candy bars really fast; so, so we (First of all, Butterfinger) end this on a, on a… Are you serious!? Really!? Yeah”

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Nora McInerny: “Whoa… this is really fucked up”

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Nora McInerny and Andrew: “We’re gonna talk about some podcast I love; now… I’m gonna punch you right in the… (Yeah) heart for forty minutes”

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Nora McInerny, Andrew and Luke: “And, it’s also salt and chili flavored. I’m like… (Yeah, no) just… (No, thank you) it’s just this spicy dirt. No, thanks”

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Clips From TBTL #2610

Andrew: “Anyway… I probably should’ve told you that off-air; but, I didn’t. And, now you’re gonna be even later to go to the fart arcade”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Yes!”

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Andrew: “He was the complete opposite of me; cuz, I’m the opposite of a d-bag”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke! Day two… of the Roosevelt era”

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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t wanna… well, I guess I don’t really care if I call… cause any strife between you guys; cuz, I don’t have to deal with the fallout. But…”

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Andrew: “I love that store; it’s my happy place”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No, I’m the guy sitting on the top of the mountain. There’s this short, bald guy that kept climbing up; and, I kept kicking him back down”

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Andrew: “No, that’s not it. Dang it, man!”

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Andrew: “Oh, nice! That’s good… that’s extra hurtful”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Are we doing this?”

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Andrew: “People really love you, man!”

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Andrew: Saying “And, the adventure begins again” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing the first few notes of the “Night Court” theme

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Andrew: “This is definitely not it”

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Andrew: Whispering “That’s so much better. Why did I interrupt you?”

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Andrew: Whispering: “What!?”

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Andrew: “Yep! Yup! Paid seven dollars for the upgrade… never even played it again, Walsh. Go to your room”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “You just like to go big… or… go to Hawaii (Yep; or, go home)”

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Luke: “Ashokan Means Hello and Goodbye”

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Luke: “Do you realize something, Andrew? Do you realize something!”

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Luke: Doing his version of the final notes of “Right Way to Rock”

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Luke: “How are you gonna fill… your tum-tum? And also, how are you gonna remind me to never use the word ‘tum-tum’ again; cuz, it’s… really troubling. Here’s my point”

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Luke: “I found those on Andrew a couple times too”

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Luke: “No S, Sherlock”

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Luke: “Oh my God!”

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Luke: “Oh, God! I always do that… Why do you have to steal my sunshine, Andrew?”

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Luke: Saying “Can I be on your broadcast?” in a nasally manner

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Luke: Saying “So now, she talks like this” in a gruff manner

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Luke: Saying “What’s this?” in a gruff manner

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Luke: Singing “Get back… honky cat”

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Luke: Sniffling

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Luke: “That’s all yuz do”

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Luke: “The Bay Kitty has been… all over tarnation”

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Luke: “Timely humor from ol’ L.B., everybody! Drink it in!”

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Luke: “Treat yourself… Treat yo self”

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Luke: “Usually, it’s your job to say the things that make me feel weird. Today, I’m doing it”

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Luke: “Want!”

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Luke: “We’re gonna roll out a new segment… (No shit, Sherlock) The, the segment is: No Bleep, Sherlock”

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Luke: “Which is how I knew you didn’t like me… cuz, you corrected me”

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Luke: Whispering “I swear, it smelled like B.O. and farts!”

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Luke: “You, you be nice to my friend Andrew… please”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you’re an on-the-go kind of person, and you want to keep… good nutrition… in your tum-tum. I did it again!! (God!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, God, I need to stop. I need to leave; (Goodbye) because, I’m… I’m making a mess of things”

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Madi Nelsen: “And… so, if Marion has the crazy cat room… my room is full of… the dorky… yeah, the dorky stuff”

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Madi Nelsen and Mari Nelsen: “Hi, Andrew (Hi)”

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Mari Nelsen: “And, I brush him… and brush him; and, then, all of a sudden… I just… and then, all of a sudden, his, his tail locked up, and I saw… worm, little worms crawling on his butt”

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Mari Nelsen: “TBTLs?”

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Mari Nelsen: “Well, for me… I’m kind of a crazy cat lady; because… my room… all it is is cats”

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