Clips From TBTL #2616

Andrew: “All of the gray paint… around this area starts coming up from the floor… You know what’s not fucking moving? The dollop… The dollop remains! I am now, I am now… wiping away the paint of the floor; while, this thing, remains there”

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Andrew: “Aw, beans! I could talk about beans all day”

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Andrew: “Can I just remind you that I did not give up on the poop dollop this morning?”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Don’t misuse that”

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Andrew: “Don’t put stank on that so we can’t use it other times”

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Andrew: “I didn’t want to spend my… morning doing this!”

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Andrew: “I used, I used to drug myself with pho”

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Andrew: “I was, I turned it down really quickly; cuz, I thought maybe, is that gonna… Is that some sort of new remix where it’s gonna get dirty… about pecking all day long?”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. This is gross”

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Andrew: Imitating Woody Woodpecker’s laugh

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Let’s move! Let’s move on!”

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Andrew: “Like, my brain will not let me podcast if there is… exposed poop in the house”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! You wanna go to the Cat Box Rodeo? Mmm… no. No, I don’t”

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Andrew: “Oh, it feels good to laugh again, though”

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Andrew: “The name Andy just underscored all of that. It cemented it; just like cat poo on a painted floor”

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Andrew: “The Obama needs work”

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Andrew: “This is a gross story”

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Andrew: “Wait ’til you hear what an idiot I am”

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Andrew: “Wait a second… What’s going… That’s not the original!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, no. I’m Petey… mothertrucker”

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Andrew: “Yikes… Yikes”

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Andrew: “You told me that this was a, this had a built-in pottery studio… No, no, no. I said it had a poddery studio. It’s where one pods”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s a cat box rodeo! (Cat… box… rodeo!) Exactly”

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Andrew and Luke: Jumping right into cat feces talk at the top of the show

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Andrew and Luke: “Mvalo (Mvalo?) Mvalo, (Mvalo, Mvalo, Mvalo!) it means hello and goodbye, I think. Goodbye! (Goodbye!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry, this is gross as it’s gonna get, I think… it looked one of my cats had a softer stool at some point in the last twenty-four (Oooh!) hours. Maybe… as he or she (Ooooh!) was leaving the… Don’t misuse that. As he or she… don’t put stank on that so we can’t use it other times”

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Andrew and Luke: Third leg of the stool

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Andrew and Luke: “This isn’t my first, (Okay) you know, cat box rodeo”

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Luke: “Day three of hashtag… Bumpus Life”

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Luke: “He’s the one who pecks”

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Luke: Imitating Woody Woodpecker’s laugh

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Luke: “Lurnk Burnkburnk”

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Luke: “Oh, buddy… Oh, my simple friend”

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Luke: “Oh, don’t mind me. Just… you know these stairs with these old bones”

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Luke: “Okay. Here we go, everybody”

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Luke: “Problem solved!”

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Luke: “Psych!”

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Luke: Saying “Lurnk… we do not have time… for this silliness” as Barack Obama

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Luke: Saying “This episode… two-thousand six-hundred sixteen… wouldn’t, wouldn’t happen… without all of you” as Barack Obama

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Luke: “You were putting in some time in the D Leagues, the Dookie Leagues”

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Luke and Andrew: “Goodbye! (Goodbye!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m your host, Lurnk Burburnk! (Lurnk Burburnk)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke does an impression of Barack Obama and Andrew thinks that it is horrible

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thinks Woody Woodpecker is a horrible person

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Luke and Andrew: “The news… as… we… scrape… it! (As… we… scrape… it)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What would you call that… the sound Woody Woodpecker makes? I would call it a Marsupial Gurgle… Would you? Mmm-hmm”

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