Andrew: “And, I remember it, Luke; cuz, I’m a… good podcasting boy”
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Andrew: “I… didn’t realize that today/yesterday… is/was your birthday”
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Andrew: “It’s so scary, man!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”
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Andrew: “Rip-dip-da-lip-dip-dip-dip”
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Andrew: “You know what? Do me a favor… go grab a normal person… and put them right here; and… I’m gonna stand a little further back, and I’m gonna beat that normal person… at their own game”
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Andrew and Luke: “Could you… use your wizard powers to turn this podcast into a… listenable podcast? Hold on, let me see here… Yes! I just did it… (Great) with magic”
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Andrew and Luke: “Happy dang birthday, ya bonehead! Hey, thanks, man! I appreciate it”
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Andrew, David Burbank and Luke: “What were you playing this on and how were you able to incorporate the drops? Well, actually, that’s super interesting; so… Well, maybe, probably not for most people; (Wow! There are two of us!!) but, it is interesting to, to explain it to you, Andrew. Two of us!!!”
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David Burbank: “Because, airports are supremely fucked up”
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David Burbank: “Yaris, Yaris”
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David Burbank and Andrew: “And so, driving on the left side of the road, while, when you’re driving up the cliff… you’re driving on the edge of the cliff face… Noooo! (and… there was)”
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David Burbank and Andrew: David goes into Ent and Treebeard talk and Andrew makes a Dr. Frankenstein spoof
Luke: Explaining that Tuesday’s and Wednesday’s shows were recorded on Tuesday afternoon and the Thursday and Friday shows will be recorded on Wednesday
Luke: Funny “Huh?”
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Luke: “God, please tell me she didn’t eat the dog poop”
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Luke: “It’s time for a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just… might be Too Beautiful to Live… (Carol, hold my calls) Yeah! That’s how you play a sound effect at the top of the show”
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Luke: “My expired license doesn’t have a hole punched in it, bro!”
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Luke: Saying “Because, I could” in a sing-songy manner
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Luke: “That joke get funnier the more I do it?”
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Luke: “Yeah… It’s almost like an insult… hold the almost”
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Luke and Andrew: “God, how did I get so much better at podcasting since yesterday’s show; which, was also recorded today? Good… good stuff. I don’t know”
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Luke and Andrew: “So, from sit–right here, in the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center… went on the website… filled out a few things, hit print… and, I am now the proud owner of a renewed driver’s license! Wow! Congratulations! Lotta questions (Right?)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Strangers are just neighbors… you haven’t thrown your shit at yet. Yeah”
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Luke and Andrew: “There’s some quality Keitel nudity in The Piano, by the way… Oh, yeah! Is that the one–well, there’s so–I mean… listen, in the 90s, it was hard to not to see his penis, I think”
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Luke and Andrew: “You got a quick e-mail or two before we… get on outta here? Now, I gotta do it quickly, huh? Gotta do it quickly, huh?”
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Luke, Andrew and David Burbank: “Please remember: No mountain too tall; and… good luck to all… Sorry, David. Maybe you should’ve said that… He’s gotten enough airtime for one… Power out!”
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Luke, David Burbank and Andrew: Bitcoin and Bilbcoin
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