#2637 – Marsupial Gurgle

Luke and Andrew: “And, the nice lady, who’s now asked him, like, four times to please come down and put his fingerprint on my bald medicine… That sounds dirty… His fingerprints are all over that baldness medicine”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, my concern over time became… that Yousef might’ve thought that I was sexing him. Mmm-hmm. Because, he… The fact that you call it, ‘sexing,’ makes me think that you’re not ready for this. I do all the different ways, Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: “Guess what? We got too many pictures on our wall! And, some of them are in small frames! And, some of them are crooked; but, you can’t straighten them! Okay. Yeah, yeah. You’ve seen the Statue of Liberty. Have you seen it holding a burger? Who can handle this merriment?”

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Luke and Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Luke and Andrew: “I ordered my bacon extra not flaccid… Mmm, okay. Oh, you had turgid bacon? I ate tumescent bacon!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was sitting there… at Burbank Springs yesterday for, like, a good half hour just playing the sound effects, just delighting myself. Oh, and I’ll bet you everybody in the house was happy that he got you that as well. Umm… now that I think about it… no, actually. (Really?) It was, it was annoying to everyone else”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s my birthday week, bishes! (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Man! I’ll tell you what I did with these hot dogs… Oh, God! Is that how we got here? Yeah, we did. This is turning into a real hot dog story”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ooh! Explicit! Ooooh!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Seriously? Oh, God. You’re not, not even in the ballpark”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing Happy, happy birthday, may all your dreams come true! Happy, happy birthday da-da-da-da-da-da! Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “The more that we move into the future of broadcast technology. I don’t mean us as a show. (No) We’re lagging, we’re a lagging indicator”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s an app that you can put on your iPad; which, I had a long time ago. (Me too) Although, there is that, there’s that latency. We’re really just doing this. At what point do we become the official podcast… of… slightly outdated radio technology?”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re joking! No, I’m not”

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Andrew: “Awesome! Thanks for the message! Surfs up!”

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Andrew: “Can I just watch TV now!?”

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Andrew: “Disco Walsh don’t advertise”

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Andrew: “Dude’s going to the gym. I’m not”

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Andrew: Flat “What?”

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Andrew: “I don’t birthday myself”

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Andrew: “I like my bacon way more flaccid… I think”

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Andrew: “It’s a yakkity-Zak!”

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Andrew: “Oh, you had turgid bacon?”

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Andrew: “Ooh! Explicit”

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Andrew: “People always write in and they’re like, ‘How do you make a podcast? Can you tell us?’ And, I’ll tell you… plug things in, and you unplug ’em, and you plug ’em back in to something else”

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Andrew: Singing “Which, nobody… can deny”

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Andrew: “Smell the smell”

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Andrew: “The Mariners haven’t had a season this good since, since 2003; which is, as you know, I was still in the baseball womb, at that time”

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Andrew: “This is officially called… ‘Music-Blursday-Right Way To Rock-Andrew Walsh Remix… Extended Remix'”

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Andrew: “Ya mom’s in my bizness”

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Andrew: “Yes! Aaahhh!!”

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Andrew: “You crazy for this one, Sue!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thinks the “Ooh! Explicit” drop has been one of most played drops since January and Luke asks how many times he has played the “Ooooh!” drop and keeps on playing it

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Andrew and Luke: “But, as you know, I’m new to baseball. This is, we, we… You say that; but… (This is my eighth year of watching baseball) that’s not new!! Well, relatively. That’s not new!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Fourth verse, same as the first! A little bit louder and a little bit worse”

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Andrew and Luke: “I like my bacon way more flaccid… I think… Now, nobody eating bacon every again! So many ways you could’ve des–No, they’re all gross: floppy, limp… You’re right. Alright, flaccid. I salute that”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m a kid, I don’t watch the news (Nope)”

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Andrew and Luke: “It has fifty hard keys on it… Ooh! I didn’t know the keys were hard. Now, that changes everything”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke is anticipating and annoyed that Andrew might play a slide whistle or spring sound effect drop; but, Andrew plays the turkey gobble drop instead

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Andrew and Luke: “No you didn’t! Absolutely!”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s crazy. Cuz, you play that all the time; because, I’m always saying funny things. Exactly”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, sometimes you eat the Twinkie; and… Sometimes the Twinkie eats you”

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Clips From TBTL #2637: Luke Burbank Edition

Clips From TBTL #2637: Andrew Walsh Edition