#2676

  • Clips From TBTL #2676: Francis Lam and Luke Burbank Edition

    Francis Lam: “But, in my mind, there’s always the sizzling sound of hot dogs”

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    Francis Lam: “Can we say lips, [bleeped]… [bleeped]holes on this show?”

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    Francis Lam: “If you have eight kinds of hot dogs in front of you, you gotta say hi to St. Peter for me; who, I’m sure is standing nearby”

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    Francis Lam: “It is such a pleasure to be with you in your backyard… pretend to be with you in your backyard–God! This is being recorded. I shouldn’t have said that”

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    Francis Lam: “My, God! It is the greatest!”

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    Francis Lam: “You’re a… god among men! What did you just do?”

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    Luke: “And, that wraps up our salute to the American hot dog. Thank you for listening everybody. I don’t know why more program directors did not… put this on their station”

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    Luke: “Can you hit pause for a second? I just wanna let the radio listeners know… that’s it’s okay for the… callers to call us, ‘dummies'”

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    Luke: “He is known for his drawings of hot dogs, their grace… and their… hot doggedness”

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    Luke: “I… said I wasn’t gonna get political; and, here I am, getting political right at the beginning of the show. It’s episode two-thousand, six-hundred and… seventy-five… in a collector’s series” [ed: Bzzzt!]

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    Luke: “In the words of King George… ‘You’ll listen to this podcast and like it!'”

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    Luke: “It sounds gross when you say it”

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    Luke: Laughing

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    Luke: “Like, when I say, it’s all like… ‘Oh, yeah!’; but, when you say it, it’s all like… ‘Gross'”

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    Luke: “Oh, yeah”

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    Luke: Saying “Honey Smacks” in a deep voice

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    Luke: “That might be the saddest YOLO I’ve ever heard”

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    Luke: “This is the show… that we like to talk about hot dogs”

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    Luke: “Well, happy Fourth of July, other buckets!”

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    Luke: “Well, hey there, everybody! Welcome to Let’s Be Frank… The TBTL Salute to the American Hot Dog”

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    Luke: “You know what? My-face, You-face… Chris Hayes… Talk to the people who know about that stuff”

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    Luke and Andrew: “Also, I… find it… upsetting that you have, like, longings about hot dogs that you’ve left behind… It just seems like you’ve anthropomorphized the food group. Have you not been to my website, LeaveNoHotDogBehind.net? The Net Nanny on my computer does not allow me to go to that website… for a really good reason”

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    Luke and Andrew: “But, was that the… best use of… NASA’s money? Like, I feel like… (Yes) Well… says the guy who’s eaten two-and-a-half football fields of hot dogs… Of course, it was a good use of resources”

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    Luke and Andrew: Luke asks why Andrew is loading up his hot dog at the ball game and Andrew explains the reasons

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    Luke and Andrew: “Oooh! Patriotic. Oooh!”

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    Luke and Francis Lam: “So, it sounds like you would agree that the hot dog… deserves… an hour of public radio time? I think it deserved an hour of everyone’s time”

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  • Clips From TBTL #2676: Andrew Walsh Edition

    Andrew: “All hot dogs are sausages… Not all sausages are hot dogs”

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    Andrew: “But… also at home… I might have… two, maybe even three, hot dogs per sitting… Not to brag”

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    Andrew: “Don’tcha know what goes into a hot dog?”

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    Andrew: “Hey, let’s talk about hot dogs!”

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    Andrew: “I am more of a traditionalist… so, I don’t know that I would order that… because, I’d be thinking about the hot dog I left behind; aka, mustard and ketchup… But, that thing is good”

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    Andrew: “I apologize for being such a… whiny, McWhine Face about it”

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    Andrew: “I can’t speak to the bear”

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    Andrew: “I look at the menu. I look at all the options… and, then, I order the biggest one”

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    Andrew: “I think that you should put anything on your hot dog that you want!”

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    Andrew: “Is it, though?”

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    Andrew: “Just a passing comment, Joe… we’re having lunch right now; and, I just made myself a hot dog sandwich with ketchup… very tasty… and almost unheard of in the old days”

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    Andrew: Making a PA system crackle sound

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    Andrew: “Now, I can hear the audience laughing at me. I mean, is it really cooking a hot dog if you just boil some water… and put some hot dogs in the water until they just begin to split? Maybe not”

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    Andrew: Saying “Hot dogs” as Mickey Mouse

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    Andrew: Saying “No, don’t! We’re gonna tax the podcast!” as King George

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    Andrew: Saying “Yeah. Oh, yeah” in a deep voice

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    Andrew: “See, I think that underscores the idea that hot dogs are… more of a… state of mind… You don’t even necessarily need the hot dog to have the hot dog experience”

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    Andrew: “So, I think there is part of my monkey brain… that wants to pile as much stuff on this hot dog as possible”

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    Andrew: “That’s like a snake in the grass waiting to bite ya!”

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    Andrew: The first food that Andrew began to cook with was hot dogs

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    Andrew: “We’ve killed a couple of these veggie dogs”

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    Andrew: “Well, my first question for you is: how do we get away with this? How do we tell our bosses… that we wanna do a radio show, where we just get to stand in your backyard and cook… and, more importantly, eat hot dogs for an hour? How does that happen?”

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    Andrew: “You guide me, hot dog story. You guide me”

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    Andrew and Luke: Andrew correcting Luke on the episode number, 2676, and how it ties in with Fourth of July

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    Andrew and Luke: “Do you think this is why Terry Gross doesn’t do her show from her backyard? Yeah”

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    Andrew and Luke: “I don’t wanna get into the hot dog versus sausage thing… Well, I might have to. We’ll figure it out. I might have to”

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    Andrew and Luke: “I have some sage advice for you, Luke… You can always add more condiments to a hot dog; but, it’s very difficult to take condiments off of a hot dog. So… play it easy… at first; and, then, keep on adding. Layers. Yeah. I approach each condiment dispenser that I don’t know… like a wild stallion. I just have to break it”

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    Andrew and Luke: “I would like… to ask you… one question… where do hot dogs come from? Well, when a mommy hot dog and a daddy hot dog love each other very much, Andrew… The truth is, Luke, nobody knows where hot dogs came from”

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    Andrew and Luke: “It’s a holiday! We’re not even supposed to be here today! That’s right!!”

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    Andrew and Luke: “Just for new listeners, Rudy is Luke’s wife… Yes… That’s my… life”

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    Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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    Andrew and Luke: “Oh, yeah”

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    Andrew and Luke: “Why not! You only live once; especially, if you (YOLO!) eat as many hot dogs as I do!”

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