Clips From TBTL #2873

Andrew: “Can we get through the whole intro… without cracking’

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Andrew: “He knows that he’s kinda… blowing some corny shit”

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Andrew: “I am insane for this stupid team right now”

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Andrew: “I hate myself for laughing at that”

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Andrew: “I wake up early. I’m drowsy, I’m groggy, I’m foggy”

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Andrew: “Ohh… I can’t watch baseball today”

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Andrew: Saying “Luke’s gonna make me do this thing” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That’s my… that’s my Outback buddy… everybody. This is my… this is the guy who tried to get the rattlesnake to rattle its snake for Instagram. This is the guy that I am going into this with… Just so everybody knows”

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Andrew: “This show has a spell on me, man!”

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Andrew: “When are you gonna bring the Mariners back!?”

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Andrew: “You know, forget about… even being able to listen to the Mariners game. What’s the, what’s the baseball schedule like that week? We didn’t think this out at all!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know what I would do if this show went away… Wow! And, you’re not talking about TBTL right now”

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Luke; “Could I finally get you to watch my television stories, Daddy?’

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Luke: “Ding, ding, ding!”

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Luke: “Good morning; and, I’m sorry”

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Luke: “I am… petrified… petrified by this story!”

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Luke: “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing”

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Luke: “I cannot believe he just told that joke”

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Luke: “I still wanna do this; but, I don’t want us to die”

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Luke: “I think I got this”

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Luke: “I would say smaller than a Yaris, bigger than a breadbox”

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Luke: “If it’s a seafood buffet, they call you a ‘fin-fluencer'”

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Luke: “If my mom and dad would have done a little less royal forking, we would’ve… had more money for going to the Royal Fork. It’s the great irony… of this whole situation. Thank you. Thank you very much”

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Luke: “Intelligence for Your Woife!”

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Luke: “Let the fun begin”

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Luke: “Oh! Explicit?”

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Luke: Saying “Gotta say, daddy-o… he was blowing that corny shit” in a jazzy manner

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Luke: Saying “What are ya doing here? Are you going to see a lady from Fiji?” in an odd Australian accent

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Luke: Singing “Gonna take myself to Golden Corral. Gonna eat, gonna eat ’til I can’t no more”

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Luke: “Somebody… better get these… mother-humping snakes off this mother-humping TBTL-a-thon!”

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Luke: “Somebody… better get these… mother-humping snakes off this mother-humping TBTL-a-thon! Sorry, that was, like, in me and I had to get it out”

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Luke: “Sorry, that was, like, in me and I had to get it out”

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Luke: “This is gonna sound super, coastal elitist of me”

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Luke: “Today… is a day of firsts, Andrew, for me and the listeners. This is the first time they’ve realized… just how bad the show is”

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Luke: “Two… of those… standard port-a-johns are just sailing through the sky in Portland like two beautiful… shit-filled birds”

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Luke: “Yo. What’s the deal? How do you do this?”

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Luke: “You pull out a fapoon… and you… dig into the… cantaloop!! [ph]

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Luke and Andrew: “I would glamp through the… Outback with you, happily… Glamping through the Outback”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is it possible that we’re just tougher than your average Outback Australian? No”

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