Andrew: Saying “Now, I am ready to party… with the best…”
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Andrew: Singing the first bit of Pink Floyd’s “Money”
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Andrew: “Sorry, not sorry!”
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Andrew: “This is a whole new Andrew”
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Andrew: “Well… have you heard the show?”
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Andrew: “You have bell, will travel”
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Andrew: “Ziggle-Skagit, let’s get back at it?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Cuz nobody rocks like… Coober Pedy! (Yeah)”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “We found a way… TBTL… finds a way… Where there’s a Ten, there’s a way”
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Carey Burbank: “It was weird. He asked her to put an extra inch of… fabric where his… near his… pants where the–so it doesn’t… ride up his butthole”
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Luke: Drawn out “Do it!”
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Luke: “He’s the longest running co-G of the show”
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Luke: “I would describe the thank you gifts as… ‘the illest’… and some of them as… ‘na’ ridic'”
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Luke: “I’ve been holding it in since I stopped drinking”
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Luke: Saying “I’m here… he’s going down to the Radio Shack?” in a funny manner
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Luke: Saying “Oh, yeah. Youz like those pins?” in a funny manner
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Luke: “We work together!!”
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Luke: “Ziggle-Skagit, let’s get back agit”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, honestly… Andrew, you and Phyllis are… pretty much my only two friends… left… who will talk to me… So, if we… if, if the budget… (Carey’s over there, by the way) She’s not my friend. She’s my wife”
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Luke and Andrew: “Heggies, Heggies, Heggies… (Right, right, right) Pizza”
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Luke and Andrew: “Heggies, Heggies, Heggies… (Right, right, right) Pizza… Prank call… Heggies, Heggies, Minnesota, Stu-bot… (Right, right) Heidi’s best friend. Click here, Studio 1A”
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Luke and Andrew: “Like, if I’m still alive, am I still number one? Mmm… Don’t ask questions you don’t wanna hear the quest–the answer to!”
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Luke and Andrew: “My phone… is talking to the computer (Okay) that’s just talking to the thing”
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Luke and Andrew: “They love to roof, roof, roof! (They do)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Until we meet again, please remember: No lobster too tall… and, good luck to us”
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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Can you take me high enough… Can you fly me over… (I was think–I don’t know that song) fly me over yesterday”
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Luke, Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Weird flex, bro… (Yeah!) (Hey!) but, okay”
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Luke, Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “When’s the last time we had a Dazzling Donor Nora McInerny? Right. Never! (Exactly) Has she cried on your show? When is she not crying? Oh-ho… (Oh, stop it!) damn! Too soon? Too soon?”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “I knew it!!”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, I just donated!!!”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “You are so crazy!”
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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “I’m as mad as hell… (Mmm-hmm) and, I’m not going to take this anymore!”
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Phyllis Fletcher and Luke: “Oh, just stop it you!! It’s too late to take your donation back. You!”
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Steve Neuman: “I know it’s been covered… on your previous cockamamie, wrong-headed adventures”
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Steve Neuman: “Nora McInanamananerny”
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