Clips From TBTL #2920

Andrew: “All my calmness is gone”

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Andrew: “Anyway, hi… I’m Andrew”

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Andrew: “Don’t spend any money!!”

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Andrew: “Get outta here!”

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Andrew: “Her name is Genevieve Haas. She is, of course, my girlfriend, my podcasting partner, and… let’s face it, the… person who… pays most the bills around here”

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Andrew: “I didn’t think anybody followed me on Twitter!”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna hear you talk about your snowflake shit anymore”

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Andrew: “I usually just eat dinner standing up in the kitchen… ripping off chunks of bread and shoving salami in my face”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna… be honest. We’re recording this, actually, Tuesday evening; which, is how I could gather you all here”

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Andrew: “Quick! I gotta get out of this!”

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Andrew: “Ripping off chunks of bread and shoving salami in my face”

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Andrew: Saying “Genevieve, tell me the TV story again” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “I guess I’ll just, like, I don’t know, wing it!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “So, Luke and I have our little thing now”

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Andrew: “Two bad habits that go terribly together: Twitter and smoking!”

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Andrew: “What’s going on in your bird-iverse?”

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Andrew: “Whatever. I’m a snowflake. If I’m gonna get snowflaky, let’s get snowflaky”

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Andrew: “You guys know me, I’m not the most ambitious… turtle in the flock”

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Andrew: “You… have no idea how nerdy it’s gonna get today”

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Andrew and Dyer Oxley: “I could put you on the phone… That would be… Then, you could be first time caller… and, I wouldn’t have to look at you. Why am I being so mean… so fast?!? I’m sorry!”

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Andrew, Dyer Oxley and Genevieve Haas: “Don Cheadle is War Machine, right? Yes. I’m still unclear exactly who War Machine is; cuz, I didn’t see his origin story. (It’s, it’s a, it’s like another Iron Man) His origin story was that he used to be Terrence Howard”

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Andrew, Genevieve Haas, Nick Jarin and Dyer Oxley: “The rest of you guys, Luke will be back tomorrow. Until then, please remember: No mountain too tall. And, good luck to all”

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Andrew, Nick Jarin and Genevieve Haas: Project talk veered towards sex

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Genevieve Haas: “After These Messages… Hot Takes on Commercial Breaks”

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Genevieve Haas: “As Whitney Houston taught us all… ‘You can’t take away my dignity'”

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Genevieve Haas: “Australia… white bird, yellow face. What is?”

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Genevieve Haas: “Bird nerd”

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Genevieve Haas: “But, you know, I’m a crazy bird lady”

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Genevieve Haas: “Don’t come to my live show and don’t follow me on any media”

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Genevieve Haas: “Freak the fuck out”

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Genevieve Haas: “If it gets… completely fucked up… so what?”

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Genevieve Haas: “Let’s talk about birds!”

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Genevieve Haas: “You asked me to play one sound effect on the last After These Messages and I pitched a fit”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Milieu might work better. Yeah, that is better. Yeah. No, milieu!”

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Nick Jarin: “It was very live broadcasting, like, ‘Hello, I’m so-and-so, in for so-and-so. Here’s some people who we usually wouldn’t book'”

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???: Snorting

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