Clips From TBTL #3095

Andrew: “He probably does wanna kill us most of the time”

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Andrew: “How many leaves does it take to get to the center of an arti…choke?”

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Andrew: “I don’t recall that one… coming back to hurt me later. I… it might have. I don’t, I mean… she… I don’t, I don’t keep… I don’t keep captain’s logs”

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Andrew: “I felt like such a wuss!”

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Andrew: “I hate… being a mess”

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Andrew: “I just wanted some wings!”

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Andrew: “I know!!”

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Andrew: “I would put suicide as the most extreme, I would think, more than homicide. I don’t know why!”

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Andrew: “I would put suicide as the most extreme, I would think, more than homicide. I don’t know why! But, now, I’m just comparing homicide and suicide; which is, again, something I didn’t want to do on the show today”

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Andrew: “I’m constantly sampling new stuff”

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Andrew: “If you bring it up and you trap me, Luke; that’s on you”

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Andrew: “It always feels like I’m a… greasy oinker”

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Andrew: “It happened. It happened. It’s going to happen in June”

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Andrew: “It was all on the up-and-up”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of eating insanely hot chicken wings

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of eating insanely hot chicken wings #2

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Andrew: “My sensibilities have changed a lot!”

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Andrew: “Now, with less TBTL!”

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Andrew: “Now… with less TBTL!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Pitching a terrible idea of turning TBTL into a podcast where they stuff in an hour of the Dan La Batard show with some TBTL-y stuff at the beginning and end

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Andrew: “So… I learned my lesson… I don’t order them anymore”

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Andrew: “Thank you kindly, ma’am”

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Andrew: “That sounds delicious”

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Andrew: “We have the meats!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, it doesn’t ever feel pleasurable to me. It always feels like I’m a… greasy oinker”

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Andrew: “You know what? I’m gonna say it… Canceled… Jackson Browne is canceled”

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Andrew and Luke: “If I do it, I don’t want you to know; and, I don’t want the listeners to know. And, (Really?) I apologize to you and the listeners”

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Andrew and Luke: “Shave it, man. It’s… (Yeah) it’s the Devil’s now… Shave it. Yeah”

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Luke: “Black coffee… Like a man! Thank you very much. I’ll take that”

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Luke: “Does that check out, does story check out… in your brain, Burbs?”

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Luke: “Holy… S!”

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Luke: “I just [sic] made me feel like a total piece of shit”

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Luke: “I just wanna… drag Jackson Browne all over the Internet”

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Luke: “I’m not like other guys, Andrew”

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Luke: “It’s them against me”

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Luke: “Nub of chicken meat”

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Luke: “People wanna eat something that tastes good. What about something that burns your booty?”

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Luke: “Professor Pain-in-da-Ass’s Anal Angst… Butt Blazing Hot Sauce”

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Luke: Saying “Uhh! My butt hurts… my butt parts hurt real bad!” as Napoleon Dynamite

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “TBTL… now with less TBTL but more public radio-ier!”

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Luke: “That… voice is… deeply troubling to me”

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Luke: “We have lost our damn minds around here”

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Luke: “What… the actual”

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Luke: “Whoa!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Flipping Andrew’s terrible idea around by starting TBTL off with the Dan La Batard show, have some TBTL material in the middle and sports talk radio to close out the show

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Luke and Andrew: “These all involve butt stuff. Why!?”

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Luke and Andrew: This was involuntary tongue slaughter. Right!”

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