Andrew: “A bowl of, of human milk”
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Andrew: “A disparate thing to conflate”
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Andrew: “And, I say that as somebody who’s a… proud parallel parker”
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Andrew: “And, that’s like a pretty disparate thing to conflate”
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Andrew: “Are you interested in starting a coffee shop with me called, ‘Cuckold’s Coffee and Creamery’? Is that a yes?”
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Andrew: “But, I will try, for once in my G-D life, to keep my powder dry”
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Andrew: “Cuckold’s Coffee and Creamery”
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Andrew: “Friday, Monday… Thursday… No-no! Friday, Monday… Saturday, Sunday, Thursday, Wednesday”
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Andrew: “I don’t know what it is”
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Andrew: “I don’t like the sentences that are coming out of my mouth; so, I’m gonna change the subject”
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Andrew: “My brother-in-law from another mother-in-law”
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Andrew: Saying “Yeah, the watch, see?” as Rocky the Gangster
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Andrew: “Suck it, Mars!”
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Andrew: “What was I thinking?”
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Andrew: “You are my number one source of information about conservative coffee shop chains”
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Luke: “Cuckold’s… Crying and Creaming? What? Excuse me?”
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Luke: “I feel like my phone gets herpes every time I go on The Daily Mail’s… website”
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Luke: “Let’s LAXit outta here”
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Luke: “The Bay City”
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Luke: “The Bench”
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Luke: “The Boise-ites”
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Luke: “The Brooklynites… The Brooklynites”
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Luke: “The weirdness was just coming from me”
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Luke and Andrew: “Luckily, the bathroom has room for that. There’s actually a fetal-position crying (That’s right) area… designated for that”
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Luke and Andrew: “What about… the people who think Starbucks isn’t liberal enough… (Right) and… needs… more cucking?”
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