Clips From TBTL #3679

Andrew: “And, the Lord sayeth, ‘You cannot enter with a bag bigger than a breadbox’!”

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Andrew: “Brrp-brrp-brrp!”

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Andrew: “Could my 45 year old calcified brain… actually learn how to do that?”

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Andrew: “Dude… I am so… goddamn old!”

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Andrew: “Hope it’s a platypus… tail”

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Andrew: “I woke up on Sunday and my brain did that thing where it just started, like, scanning for things to regret”

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Andrew: “Listen, I, I don’t give a shit what people do in the airport”

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Andrew: “No! I just hate flying”

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Andrew: “Sam! Coffee’s ready!”

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Andrew: Saying “Capitol? Capitol Hill” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “How is this possible?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Sorry, we had to eat your cereal”

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Andrew: “Summer in Seattle!”

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Andrew: “Tap-tap-tap and… click-click-click”

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Andrew: “Wake up, Andrew. Wake up! You have to get a real job now”

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Andrew: “Wandering around… eating shame dogs, in various shame corners of the shame stadium… and… I have a–You have a shameber, I have a shame stadium… I carry around a lot”

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Andrew: “Well… I don’t know if this gon… Brrp-brrp-brrp! Good, good start on a Monday”

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Andrew: “You and I are very similar in our thin skinnedness”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t like people telling me (Yeah) how things work, when I know how things work. I’ll tell you how things work!”

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Luke: “I mean, I know you don’t believe in a God, Andrew”

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Luke: “I promise you, I’m doing it more than you are”

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Luke: “I was gonna say a… a, a way of describing people playing the drums; but, then, when I said it in my head, it sounded… way dirtier than I meant it to be. So, I won’t… say, ‘pounding the skins'”

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Luke: “It is easier… for a camel… to fit through the eye of a needle… than for a person to get into… T-Mobile Field with a bag that is even vaguely opaque”

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Luke: “Pounding the skins”

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Luke: Saying “You gotta go down to the Space Noodle?” in an Australian accent

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Luke and Andrew: “Something happened on Friday… It was… had a longer tail than I expected… So, I want to talk about that when we come back here on TBTL. Hope it’s a platypus… tail”

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