Clips From TBTL #3692

Andrew: “And, not to be a, a, a broken record, as my mom used accuse me of doing. Boy, that was cruel, now that I think of it. But, I’ll work out my mommy issues later”

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Andrew: “By the way, can you guys hear me snore?”

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Andrew: “C-period, O-period, P-period, S-period?”

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Andrew: “Daddy loves leather”

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Andrew: “He’s a tired old man!”

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Andrew: “I hate those things so much!”

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Andrew: “I’ll work out my mommy issues later”

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Andrew: “If I was on this mission by myself… and I failed at this… I would live with that failure… I’m used to that”

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Andrew: “If we’re going with that… I can’t do that!”

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Andrew: “It’s my birthday today!”

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Andrew: “Let’s be quiet for a second so the gerbil will shut up”

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Andrew: “Okay. Gotcha”

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Andrew: “Responsibly snoozed”

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Andrew: “Restaurant in name only”

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Andrew: Singing “Denver, the Last Dinosaur”

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Andrew: Singing “Forever in blue jeans, baby”

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Andrew: “So out of my gourd right now”

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Andrew: “That was as easy as it could possibly be!”

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Andrew: “We need to talk about that hamster”

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Andrew: “Ya salted the game, bud!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Fascism, not up for the task. Not–Fascism, is not up for the task”

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Andrew and Luke: “I am a hero in a lotta ways (Yes) and I do wear a cape… (Yes) in, in a lot of places”

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Andrew and Luke: “You moved my laundry over!? Yeah. Is that alright? Yeah! Thank you! I (Yeah) appreciate that! (Sure) Did you see my… did you see my nightie? No; but, I did touch your underwear”

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Andrew, Luke and Talking Hamster Toy: Andrew saying “Everybody” and all three singing the Blursday song’s funky bass

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Andrew, Luke and Talking Hamster Toy: Andrew wants to develop a relationship where Luke has to tell Andrew something serious through the Talking Hamster Toy

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Andrew, Talking Hamster Toy and Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Andy can nap time again”

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Luke: “Chris!!”

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Luke: “Do not break my gerbil”

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Luke: “Don’t tempt me!!”

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Luke: “Dude… you’re getting a Kia!”

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Luke: “I’m about to say something… that I already know that I’m gonna regret”

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Luke: “It’s us basically saying unintentionally erotic things?”

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Luke: “Oh, shit!”

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Luke: “Or, the things that are now being created for, for young people to watch… just looks like wet shit!”

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Luke: Saying “Hi, I’m Luke Burbank… I’d like to tell you about a” in a hoarse voice

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Luke: “Sometimes the best shows I’ve turned in are the ones where I’m the least lucid”

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Luke: “This town needs an enema”

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Luke: “We had to lie. We had to lie through our friggin’ teeth”

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Luke: “We’re not here to be hit on!!”

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Luke: “Where’s the fire?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Duck Tales or… and, maybe (Whoa-oh!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s something about soul of a Kia. It’s true!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a little more in my, kinda, wheelhouse; (Yeah) basically… lying”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ya gets what ya pays for (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, I, I respect content creators. Yeah… Not us. Like, I don’t respect the content we create (Oh!)”

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Luke and Talking Hamster Toy: “And, it is… (And, it is…) really something else (really something else)”

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Luke and Talking Hamster Toy: “Are you related to any of those hamsters in the commercial? (Are you related to any of those hamsters in the commercial?)”

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Luke and Talking Hamster Toy: “As if people haven’t heard it enough… (Heard it enough) when you say something… (when you say something) it just repeats back to you in a really high voice… (it just repeats back to you in a really high voice) And, I swear to God, Andrew, when I got this thing… (And, I swear to God, Andrew, when I got this thing) I sat in the hotel room, laughing my freaking ass off (I sat in the hotel room, laughing my)”

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Luke and Talking Hamster Toy: “I have a certain… audio assistant that’s gonna be helping me today (Audio assistant that’s gonna be helping me today)”

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Luke and Talking Hamster Toy: Laughing

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Luke and Talking Hamster Toy: “Was it when I sang that Janet Jackson… (Was it when I sang that Janet Jackson) so well that the computer thought that it was actually a Janet Jackson song (so well that the computer thought that it was actually a Janet Jackson song)”

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Luke, Talking Hamster Toy and Andrew: “Hey, Andrew… (Hey, Andrew) We (Yes) really need to start these shows on time… (We really need to start these shows on time)”

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Luke, Talking Hamster Toy and Andrew: “Hey, um, Harvey… (Um, Harvey) Is it… (Is it) simulacrum? (simulacrum?) It sounds better coming the gerbil. It really does! The gerbil is a better host than I am (It really does! The gerbil is a better host than I am)”

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Luke, Talking Hamster Toy and Andrew: “That is menacing… (That is menacing…) You owe my mom an apology… (You owe my mom an apology…) I’m sorry, Barbara… (I’m sorry Barbara)”

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Luke, Talking Hamster Toy and Andrew: “Were you our guardian angel? Were you, were, were you… manifesting that Kia Soul for us at the, at the Enterprise… (Were you, were, were you… manifesting that Kia Soul for us at the…) I can’t do this show. Gotta stop”

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Luke, Talking Hamster Toy and Andrew: “Your Uncle Andrew hates it when I talk into this thing… (Your Uncle Andrew hates it when I talk into this thing…) I’m an uncle”

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Steve Ellington, Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned regarding Marsupial Gurgle

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Talking Hamster Toy: Repeating a Blursday message from listener Lisa

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